Boyf Riends Mermaid AU: Simon

“Hi, I’m Jenna Rolan! I’ll be your guide around school today!” A girl around Michael’s age with long brown hair stuck her hand out. Shaking it Michael was surprised by how strong her grip was. “Alright, you must be Michael! Simon already got here, on time, and we’ve been waiting for the last few minutes!” Her voice sounded a little harsher as she said this. Following her into the office he saw a boy with longer black hair and a tan sitting in one of the chairs. He was still wearing sunglasses that obscured most of his face.

‘He looks kind of like Neo from the Matrix.’ Michael thought as he got up heading over to the two.

“And now that both of you are here we can finally get started on the tour. Follow me.” She began giving short descriptions of all the areas they were visiting but Michael wasn’t paying attention to her. Instead he focused on the boy next to him trying to figure out the weird feeling he was getting from Simon.

Jenna’s phone beeped making all three come to a stop. “Oh My God, she did not!” She texted back before turning to the new students. “Listen I’ll be right back but I have something I need to take care of…” She walked in the other direction leaving Michael and Simon alone. The silence grew thick before the Keanu Reeves look a like turned to Michael.

“It’s not nice you know.”


“Stealing things that don’t belong to you.”

“What are you talking about?”

“The plant Michael, I know you have it. And I want it back.” His hand grabbed Michael’s wrist pushing him against the wall as he began to dig through Michael’s pockets. Michael was too scared to fight back. After minutes of this he finally gave up, grabbing some of Michael’s jacket and shoving him into the wall again. “Where the hell is it? I know you have it.”

“I-it’s not here! I took a pill today.”

“Then tell me where it is.” He glared at Michael who found enough courage to shove him back.

“Fuck you.” Simon responded by hitting Michael in the face hard enough to give him a bloody nose.

“I did come this far for some little shit stain minnow like you to come along and steal my product.”

“So you enrolled in the same school as me to get the plant back?”

“No, that would be stupid. I plan on getting by plant back and breaking your heart.” Michael froze at that. “I know about your mate, this…Jeremy I think it was?”

“Don’t hurt him.”

“Oh I’m not going to hurt him. I’m going to win him.” Michael looked confused at him. “We’re going to make a little deal, three weeks. That’s all it’s going to take for me to seduce him…why are you laughing?”

“Jeremy, seduced? You’re kidding right? As if you could-” Simon hit Michael again silencing his laughter.

“I’m many things, and luckily for you magnanimous it’s one of them. If Jeremy stays faithful to you by the last day I’ll go away and never come back. You’re human forever. You already knows what happens if I manage to steal Jeremy.” Simon smirked as it slowly set in that Michael would die if he won.

“What if I don’t want to make the deal?”

“Then I could just kill you right now, and steal the plant from Jeremy’s house. If I have to do that I’m not going to be happy and who’s to say what could happen if he walked in.” Michael stared at him. “Also you can’t tell Jeremy about this or warn him about me. This will make sure you don’t.” He muttered something when Michael felt a burning sensation in his neck that quickly evaporated.

“What the fuck was that?”

“If you try to tell Jeremy about any part of the deal you’re going to feel that twice over. I mean sure you could tell him the whole thing but by the time you got it out you’d be a little…what’s the word? Oh right, dead. So do we have a deal?”

“I don’t exactly have much of a choice.”

“You don’t. Now get up, she’s coming back.” Leaning against the wall Michael lifted himself up as Jenna came back over.

“Sorry, just heard that Madeline was caught-hey Michael are you alright? Your nose is bleeding.”

“Yeah Michael, maybe you should go to the nurse.” Michael glared at “Simon’s” smug face.

“I’m fine, can we just hurry?”

“If you’re sure.” Jenna began leading the two again with Michael following farther behind.

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Hello neighbour from hell, may I help renovate your house?

Strap your seatbelts, this will be Odyssey long one. First thing first, let me take some time to introduce you to Cruella de Vil of this story, who I hated for many years with a fury of a thousand raging diarrheas. You know that joke if you had a gun with two bullets and you were in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and x-person, you would shoot x-person twice? Well, not only would I shoot her, I would proceed to beat her with gunstock, perform exorcism on her lifeless body (just in case) and then burry the remains. She is stereotypical neighbour from hell. And hell is in this case the Mediterranean.

I live in a medium sized Mediterranean town with ancient heritage; all the houses are old and jammed close to each other. My neighbourhood is also made of these stone houses which share walls, so for instance when my neighbour to the right plays guitar in his bedroom, I hear it in my living room (I don’t mind him though, he is always really quiet, respects the hours and plays Rolling Stones and Metallica really well) and when I fart in my toilet, Cruella on the left side hears it clearly. Suits her well.

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CHARACTER POSTERS - renee walker, all for the game


See the big gold chain that I’m rockin’
I got the ring for the bling, not a problem
I got a stash full of cash that I owe to my brother
All up in the club, just to live it up (x)

I was out of school, it was late. so, I had fencing class next, and so I had my practice rapier with me. Suddenly, these two shady looking guys looked at me, and started following me ‘discreetly’.

I noticed them, obviously, and started walking faster, then hid into an alley (it was a shortcut).

I notice that I can not walk easily. it’s like, something’s stopping me for some reason.

I look down, and the whole street is like, covered with cats. Not even threatening ones. A bunch of puffy felines meowing and doing their own shit, a couple or so looking at me with annoyance.

Then, like, I realized that I was scared of these guys following me, and started running.Which was hard, let me tell you.

Three days later, I got a bill. I’d been fined for ’alarming the cats’.