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Another 100 Random RP Starters

- does include some swearing; feel free to edit when sending in an ask to fit character’s speech

  • “No. No, no, no. Don’t you dare try to pin the blame on me.”
  • “Did you even bother to think about the consequences?”
  • “Listen here you useless paperclip!”
  • “Meerkats are murderous little bastards.”
  • “For the record, I hate everything.”
  • “Do you even remember me?”
  • “Did you know the guy who wrote Sherlock Holmes may have killed a man?”
  • “I’m going to join NASA and fling myself into the sun.”
  • “I hope you know what you’re getting into.”
  • “Please don’t. Just… don’t.”

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  •    I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation.  
  •   You weren’t wanted!  
  •   Oh dear, what an awkward situation.  
  •   And you’re not offended?  
  •   Just do your best.  
  •   True love conquers all.  
  •   I’m sure it’ll work out somehow.  
  •   … Shh, shh, shh! Even walls have ears.  
  •   You know, sometimes I don’t think _______ really very happy.  
  •   Are you sure you searched everywhere?  
  •   Oh, (they’re/you’re) hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil.   
  •   But, I never baked a fancy cake.  
  •   All you do is follow the book…  
  •   You can be the dummy.  
  •   I can’t breathe!  
  •   We all knew this day had to come.  
  •   Well, he’s tall and handsome and … and so romantic.  
  •   Yes, it’s only in my dreams.   
  •   But they say if you dream a thing more than once, It’s sure to come true.   
  •   You know, there was something strange about ______. Too beautiful to be real.  
  •    I’m awfully sorry. I didn’t mean to frighten you.  
  •   But don’t you remember? We’ve met before!  
  •   But when will I see you again?  
  •   We can’t take any chances!   
  •   Look what you’ve done!  
  •   This is the happiest day of my life.  
  •   _______ in love? This is terrible?  
  •   You’ve met some stranger?  
  •   And ______ thought ______ would be so happy.  
  •   The past, all in the past. Tonight, we toast to the future!  
  •   Let me fill up your glass, that glass was all foam!  
  •   You unreasonable, pompous, blustering, old windbag!  
  •   I warn you, this means war!  
  •   Hurry, hurry, and change in something suitable!  
  •   You can’t do this to me! Give up everything, for some, some nobody?  
  •   I command you to come to your senses.  
  •   I’ll marry the _____ I love.  
  •   Now, that’s not for ______ to decide.  
  •   Don’t touch anything!  
  •   There’s something important I have to tell you.  
  •   They’ll be heartbroken when they find out.  
  •   Oh come now. Why so melancholy?  
  •   Yes, you … said that. A moment ago.  
  •   I just love happy endings!  

Alone, Lost and wandering. Too many eyes ,Hands ,Voices. 
It doesn’t stop, Like drowning on land.

Look at me, You are not lost. It’s going to be okay, Breath.

You found me

I found you.

Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” 

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.” 

“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

Illness-Based rp Starters
  • "You've been coughing a lot. You okay?"
  • "What is wrong with you?"
  • "Gosh, you're burning up!"
  • "Um, hey? Anyone in there? Hello?"
  • "Ugh, just blow your nose already."
  • "My head might just explode."
  • "I think I'm gonna hurl."
  • "If you get me sick, I'll kill you."
  • "Ah-choo!"
  • "Okay, that can't be allergies. Are you sick?"
  • "Geez, you look like crap."
  • "That is so gross."
  • "Hey, woah. Don't pass out on me here."
  • "You really should be in bed, you know."
  • "I'm too busy to spend all day in bed."
  • "I'b fide."
  • "Please tell me there's some cough drops left."
  • "Do you think it's warm in here?"
  • "You're so pale."
  • "Have you eaten today?"
  • "They told me you passed out. How do you feel?"
  • "I'm not getting out of bed."
  • "The soup is probably great, but I can't taste a thing."
  • "You know, that's not helping me feel better."
  • "My nose hates me."
  • "You should probably stay back. You don't want to catch this."
  • "Are you coming down with something?"
  • "My throat feels funny."
♡ Looking for Contacts! ♡

I figured now was a good a time as any to make this post! I’d been mulling over it for a while, and I’m getting tired of my own shyness and anxiety! I’m looking to spread my wings a little in the rp community and make a few new connections! I have a small roster of characters to offer, and I’m more than happy to rp with any of them!

I should preface this by saying I’m in Australia. My timezone can sometimes be a little bit wonky. I’m a full-time university student who works from home, so I can generally be quite flexible usually later in the week, but I’m always open for discord rp! 

I’m looking for just about anything. Dark plots, lighthearted stuff, a one-off run-in, anything at all! I don’t really have any hard limits when it comes to rp, and the few I do have seem to be shared amongst almost everyone. I do tend to be quite wordy when I post- I consider myself a multi-para writer, but I don’t ever expect my partners to match. Quality over quantity! (and I talk shit most of the time). Each of my bbies has a tumblr, and they are all linked. Feel free to message me here if you’d like to get something started, or on discord! My discord is Sunny#4558 ! I’m super nice! I swear! I’m just anxious all the time!!!!

Etani’a Sedi

Tani is a shroud-borne Keeper. He works as a courtesan for the Wanderer’s Elysium, and he frequently graces their stage with racy songs he’ll sing, dance, and often strip to. He’s extroverted, talkative, kind, vain, greedy, talented, and heedlessly generous.

He has a big heart, and initially; that’s hard to see. He has a difficult time letting down his defences (often, those consist of clouting his skills, or his looks - he’s aware he’s attractive), because what lies beneath is scarcely good for business. He’s an insecure wreck with anomic aphasia, a small drug problem, and a dark, bloody past. But, hey - he’s pretty good with healing magic!

Hooks: If you’re from the Shroud, the Keeper clan name ‘Sedi’ might be familiar. His clan were responsible for establishing communication between the Sylphs and the Wailers once upon a time. If you’re a frequent patron to the Keeper’s Kiss, you likely have heard his name – or seen him perform! If you’re part of Ul’dah’s underground, it’s possible you might come across him in your deals. If you’re a healer, he could come to you for help in finding therapy for his aphasia. If you’re a mercenary looking for work– there’s a thousand and one things I could throw your way. Or, if you’re looking to hire a courtesan, he’s your guy! 

Mouse Vaegaji

and now for something completely different. Mouse is a certified member of the Black Lotus. He’s a rail-thin mix of Seeker and Keeper with nine fingers, and one eye. The company he keeps is generally odd, and equally as disarming as he. Mouse’s past is something he’ll generally withdraw from delving into, and ‘Mouse’ is almost certainly not his real name. 

A thief by trade, Mouse is playful, talkative, volatile, violent, obsessive, immature, impulsive, unpredictable, brash, kind, and above all; loyal to a fault. He adores shiny things, small animals, knives, and blood. He’s a simple dude with simple pleasures. Sure.

Hooks: You’ll know Mouse if you’ve had any dealings with the Black Lotus. He’s present in Limsa’s Fisherman’s Bottom more often than not, seeking food. He’s easily won over with small gifts and trinkets - and rarely asks for payment in gil. He’s a hired killer, who is particularly skilled at getting in and out of places unseen. A master of brewing lethal potions and pawning them for pretty gemstones in Ul’dah, Mouse is also rather good at gathering information he likely shouldn’t know. He’s even better at forgetting said information once he’s paid off adequately.

Vilde Eres

Vilde’sae is a traditional wood witch from the Shroud. He leads a simple life out of a small, moss-covered cabin in the forest, filled to the rafters with plants, and all matter of small critters. His day to day life generally consists of gathering herbs, caring for his plants, feeding his animals, and brewing a small plethora of questionable potions to later sell to his business contacts in Gridania.

Vilde is a softly-spoken man, and his presence - while calming - brings with it the sense that something is deeply wrong. Though his words often consist of confusing accolades, or strange anecdotes, his smiles are kind, and despite his disfigured appearance, his intentions seem well-placed. Still, if one might have any small amount of ability to sense aether, it would be quite clear there’s something amiss with Vilde. As if he is bewitched in some way.

Hooks: If you’re lost in the Shroud, he might be able to help you find your way. If you’re seeking wares in Gridania, it’s possible you might stumble across the strange witch in black, with potions in his satchel. If you’re a hired blade, he’d be able to pay you for your help. If you’re in need of healing, he could provide. If you seek consultation with spirits, he could serve as a medium. If you need voidsent banished, an area warded, or a ritual performed - he can help. But, there’s always a price to pay!

Gravity Falls RP Starters

“You can’t force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worth loving.”

“When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!”

“Studies show that owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns, just in case some maniac tries to sneak in here with a ladder!”

“Dude, am I a side character?!”

“Don’t you know what it’s like to fall for someone… Even though you know in your heart that it’ll probably never work out? But you’d do anything for that person?”

“It’s funny how dumb you are.”

“I’m legalizing everything!”

“Time is dead and meaning has no meaning.”

“You’re scared of growing up. And who could blame you… I’m scared, too.”

“I am the god of destruction!”

“You’re laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear.”

“Princess Unattainable beckons you.”

“I decapitated Larry King.”

“That sounds like a dumb idea for poopheads.”

“Perfect boys… Always going through my trash. Wait, what?”

“I prefer to roll my dice in Vegas.”

“Look at these noodle arms!”

“Tickling is no laughing matter.”

“You’re just a big ol’ dummy dum!”

“Goodbye, childhood.”

“Love is real and it’s in your face!”

“Look into my eyes! Do you really think I’m a bad guy?”

“I must say, you’re a lot more evil than I remembered!”

“I ate a man alive tonight.”

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emma duval in vacancy (season two, episode three)

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Like on one hand I’m super embarrassed by old art but on the other I’ve gotten better! Which is! The aim! As well as having fun!

So yeah, I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who’s followed me, and especially thank you to those who have stuck with me since my very earliest n00b days. But above all! Thank you to all the amazing friends I’ve made!

@little-noko - Gah I can’t even describe how important you are to me. I never expected that I could get so close to someone and trust them that much, but with you it just happened so naturally. I love spending time with you, whether it’s chatting or rp-ing, and I can’t wait to meet you! You really are the most amazing girlfriend, and I feel so lucky to know you! I love youuuu <3

@askinfresh - Dude it really is thanks to you that I got into rp-ing. You were the first rp blog that I followed, and I felt super nervous sending in those asks, but you were always super nice and it encouraged me to be more confident and to become more involved in rp-ing! Becoming friends with you was completely unexpected (but considering how much we rambled about torturing our poor muses and/or screaming over the shippy-ness it was pretty inevitable xD) but I’m really happy we did! I really admire your writing skills, and it’s always so fantastic to rp with you! ilu beeeeeeb <3

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On the topic of the Balmung lock-out.

Why is there drama over it. You guys are well aware of how congested that server is due to people joining this game for RP and the already existent community making a bunch of pointless alts along side their main on that one server. You know this. And those who have been here long enough know that Balmung is responsible for crashing the entire data center because of how congested it is.

So a total server lock-out is understandable. The dev team is working their ass off to accommodate everyone. You might think it’s easy for them to resolve the issue, but it isn’t. And as far increasing population limit, there isn’t a multi data center wide reason to do that because less than ¼ of the existing servers we have are heavily congested/capped.

So if you’re wondering “but where will I rp?” Get some friends and make a community on a smaller server. Reach out to others interested. And I’ll tell you now, most worthwhile rp on balmung is private anyway. There are rp communities on a lot of servers. Sargatanas has one. Mateus has. Jenova has. The only thing these servers don’t have are live open rp chats in /say because to be honest not everyone wants to see it clogging their chatbox.

Just stop complaining about it. Balmung is full. Get over it and start up your own group or find like minded people. There are plenty of posts in tumblr searching right now in the ffxiv tag. And remember you have other platforms to rp in! Tumblr, skype, discord!! Party chat via cross-world party finder! Half of the time all ya’ll are doing is sitting in one place typing for like 3 hours which is no different than RPing without the scenery on discord. One full server ain’t stopping you from doing what you want AND it ain’t as if Balmung is the glory house for the best RPers.

– Mod Mhi

anonymous asked:

okay okay okay new list: top ten favorite critical role eps. IN ORDER

This is difficult, holy cow! I thought about defying this post and making a list of my ten least favorite eps, but was tragically unable to come up with ten episodes I disliked so, uh. Probably should’ve seen that coming. Okay, you win, here goes nothing, I’m definitely missing a bunch, this list changes on any give day, etc. etc. etc.

10. Episode 31: Gunpowder Plot. Every now and then, despite its huge cast, the show gets to highlight one-on-one interactions between Matt and a player. Scanlan spends the better part of an hour alone, a single gnome bard trying to navigate an ambush in an enemy stronghold. The process involves turning into a triceratops, defeating a dozen guards, breathing fire, and shoving a goliath off a flaming rooftop in the rain. That sequence is legendary for a reason.

9. Episode 25: Crimson Diplomacy. Mainly the first half, although Kit Buss is wonderful as Lilith and gets more screen time in the latter half. I think this episode kind of jump-started the more serious RPing on the show (which isn’t to say there weren’t great moments earlier!)–for the first time, it felt like it wasn’t so much the players worrying about losing a character as it was the other characters worrying about losing a friend. Vax completely failing to talk his way out of the Briarwoods’ chambers, “Jenga!”, Vex storming in with double natural twenties, “Sylas!” Matt did a phenomenal job juggling the tension in order to make this encounter feel like a difficult situation that was still winnable.

8. Episode 69: Passed Through Fire. I remember seeing a post from somebody who happened upon this episode on Twitch without having seen any of the rest of the show, and they said they were blown away by the emotional extremes in this episode alone. Pretty much everyone was crying, and then pretty much everyone was crying with laughter. There’s also the wonderful letter from Kerrek, VM doing shots, and the start of several RP threads that unravel over the course of the next few episodes. Also, the cliffhanger at the end of this one jumpstarts the endgame in a big way.

7. Episode 57: Duskmeadow. This was a really unexpected episode watching live, because the entire cast had been out doing interviews about CR all day and then came straight from that to this, so it’s a wonder anyone was coherent. And yet, true to form, we get Matt playing a dozen different recurring characters expertly, we get the long-awaited confrontation between Vax and the Raven Queen, we get a bunch of other wonderful character beats, and we get one of the most genuinely startling cliffhangers in the show, with a callback that stretches 36 episodes.

6. Episode 49: A Name Is Earned. The first half is a really archetypal low-risk fight for this show in that it showcases each of the characters’ strengths and weaknesses, often in hilarious ways–Keyleth accidentally disarming a trap, Percy attempting to hit someone with a lance and finally giving up and just shooting him, Vax stealthing by sinking into the snow up to the tips of his ears, Vex sending Trinket barrelling out as a cannonball. It’s a good time. And the sphinx’s puzzle is wonderfully fun and just complicated enough to keep everyone guessing–on rewatching, it’s great to see how Matt manages to drop hints without being too obvious about it. And, of course, the utterly heartbreaking moment where the whole Craven Edge arc comes to a head with Grog accidentally hurting Pike… oh man. So good.

5. Episode 63: The Echo Tree. The climax of the Feywild arc wound up being the payoff for a lot of character beats for Vex, and I’m not sure there’s been a villain who so easily and immediately got to the root of a character’s insecurities. Matt having this baddie incorporate the details of a short story that Laura wrote about Vex was vicious. It’s also so impressive that he was able to create a character who immediately brought up all of Vex’s insecurities and worries about putting her friends in danger, about being cruel and unwanted and never belonging, and there’s still that horrible guilt when she finally does fire on him. The sequence between Vex and Sondur is phenomenal.

4. Episodes 43/44: Return to Vasselheim/The Sunken Tomb. I’m counting this one as a two-parter because it features the same guest stars and makes up a pretty coherent little standalone. Absolute goofiness with amazingly funny little interpersonal moments between party members, guests, and NPCs; I’m a big fan of any time we get to see VM from an outsider’s perspective, and Zahra and Kash’s perspective is just the right mix of fond and sardonic. We get an oddly sweet after-school-special Grog moment, we get a beholder fight… and then we get everything going just unfathomably wrong in the last thirty minutes, completely out of nowhere. Half the party’s character arcs shifted permanently because of one failed saving throw.

3. Episode 89: Curious Tides. There aren’t a lot of recent episodes on this list, just because I generally only get to watch ‘em live and so they kind of all blur together and it becomes tough to remember specific episodes. But this one stood out. Any episode that can balance the extreme of a ritual that involves promising one god you’ll dedicate your life to killing another with the extreme of a well-meaning robot sketching the entire party while they’re sleeping? It’s a good time. Intense foreshadowing of some of the plot to come alongside hilarious (and wonderfully soothing) downtime shenanigans.

2. Episode 40: Desperate Measures. The completely world-shattering shift in the previous episode was startling enough, but it’s a testament to the RPing chops of the players and DM that they took the time to carefully play out the consequences of that change. What do you do when all the major population centers are being destroyed and any attempts to fight back are squashed? How far are you willing to go for a slim chance to instantly reverse what was done? Everyone in this episode is hurting and confused and frightened, and that comes across so well in the ways they lash out at each other. Despite the absolute crushing bleakness of the situation, this episode lays the groundwork for the emotional and plot-related beats of the next fifty episodes in the form of a tattered, piecemeal sort of hope.

1. Episode 52: The Kill Box. It’s one big battle, it should by rights drag out, but it’s so good. Every single member of the cast is so invested (Travis: “I can feel my heartbeat in my face…”), and it isn’t often that the party manages to catch Matt off-guard in a combat situation, but in this episode they just keep managing to surprise him again and again and again. And even their clever strategizing wouldn’t have been enough to save the entire party from the very real threat of a wipe once things start going sideways, if it weren’t for an absurd series of natural twenties to save the day. There have been a lot of mega-epic battles on this show since then, but none have hit this absolutely unreal combination of strategy and luck. This is the game-y part of the show at its absolute best.

Where the Heart is

Epilogue to No Place Like Home  | @honxrable


“Mmm…” Katara sank down on her husband one last time, both of them moaning as the last remnants of pleasure faded away. His rough grip on her hips finally relaxed, and she rolled off him with a cheeky grin. 

“I love it when Izumi sleeps passed 6:30 on the weekends,” she laughed. She tugged the sheets back up to her chin, hiding their naked bodies and nuzzling closer to her husband. “Can you believe she’s been in our life for two years?” 

Katara pecked Zuko’s nose, thinking of how similar it was to Izumi’s, and then how their daughter’s birthday party was in a few hours. She was turning two— well, she had turned two, already, but they were just now celebrating. 

She wanted to be sure everyone in their extended family could make it— Sokka, Suki, and their kids, Hakoda and his wife Lilah, with Lilah’s son Myka, and Iroh. With all the conflicting schedules, given that the school had started back up again, it wasn’t until three weeks after Izumi’s second birthday that the celebration was actually happening. 

Katara found it vaguely ironic that the chosen date also coincided with the anniversary of their court win. 

They’d been doing well in the last year— she was promoted to chief of pediatrics at the hospital, and Zuko was having success at his teaching position. He was happy, the kids loved him, and he was something of counselor to the many boys and girls he oversaw. They even started therapy together, at long last working through some of the issues that’d been pushed aside for the lawsuit: Zuko’s healing. Katara’s wellbeing. Communication and trust. 

It’d been a happy year, a hard year, nonetheless, but they were happy.  

Do you ever want to start conversations with someone new on Trollian, but you don’t have anything to talk about? 

With the new Trollian Topic add-on, it’s fast and easy to start conversations and find new people to troll. 

Trollian Topic allows users to create statuses which can be easily commented upon by others, initiating a normal Trollian conversation.

(( #trollian topic is a new tumblr tag designed to initiate pesterchum conversations. Muns post IC ‘statuses’ in the trollian/pesterchum format and muses can reply over pesterchum or tumblr. 

To distinguish between the two mediums, there are two extra tags: ‘#online’ and ‘#offline’. If online, the conversation can be initiated through pesterchum and edited later if pesterchum is closed. If offline, the RP would start over tumblr like an ordinary thread. ‘#online or offline’ can be used for threads that can be replied to on either medium.

Trollian Topic is an ongoing event with no start or end date, granted the tag is used. Have fun! ))