start me laughing

so at my mental health group today, the instructor was talking about her taking a cruise down the Danube river. I didn’t recognise the name so I casually asked where it was and this 50 yr white man just starts laughing at me like i’m so stupid for not knowing the name of every damn river in Europe and he even had the audacity to say ‘aw bless ya’ like I was 5 fucking years old. 

then through the entire session he wouldn’t stfu about cars and insurance and kept talking over everyone, especially me so thanks mate, I got nothing out of that hour and half except to come home more angry, upset and depressed than when I left


by the way i guessed it ran through germany and austria anyway 

THE PART WHERE MILES SAYS HE’S NEVER HEARD MICHAEL BE THIS QUIET IN HIS WHOLE LIFE AND THEN MICHAEL SAYS “WHEN YOU’RE A NEW FATHER… YOU LEARN… A LOT OF THINGS…” AND THEN MILES STARTS LAUGHING AND HAS TO TURN AWAY AND MICHAEL GIGGLES……… I’M DEAD

Yeah, about that - INTP

INTP: *in a job interview*

Interviewer: So, as you might know, we have a get-together next Monday - …

INTP: Oh, yeah, I saw that on your website. Already marked it in my calender!

Interviewer: Oh! Oh, nice. I like organized people :)

INTP:

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  • Jikook: The general, catch-all International name for the JK x JM pairing. Used primarily outside of East Asia.
  • 국민 (Kookmin): Korean name for the JK x JM couple. It strictly means top Jungkook, bottom Jimin. Used in Korea, Japan, and many other East Asian countries. It’s the most well-known, widely used name by Koreans including casual fans and fan sites.
  • 국짐 (Kookjim): The alternative name for Kookmin.
  • 지정 (Jijung): Korean name for top Min, bottom Kook.

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when you expect your best friend to prank you, but you get this instead

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‘…because when we’re talking to someone we’re attracted to, we think their bad jokes are funny and we just smile when we’re talking normally, because we’re attracted, we’re interested and we can’t hide it, it’s like painted on…’

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#i just want to know if the way she pushes his hair out of the way is something talia probably did for them as children #some sort of comforting small touch to make them feel better when they felt sick #or was it just instinct for cora to touch her brother in a very simple but comforting way because he needed it or maybe she needed it #to make sure her brother was okay #im just very emotional and i wish they would have explored their relationship more