THE GUIDE TO BTS FANS: TYPES OF ARMYs !!!
The new comers: Guys HALP! Why are they slapping each others’ butts?
The inspectors: Yes judging from his shadow it is Jimin in the BS&T era and judging from V’s Gucci slippers it was taken the second week of december of last year #TrueStory.
The theorists: They sold their souls to the evil to understand BIGHIT’s Bullsh*t.
The fanwar soldiers: Don’t start an argument with them, they have loads of clap-backs ready and are as savage as yoongi.
The shippers: “OMG their pinky fingers touched ME DEAD”. they gathered more proof about their ship than the FBI would ever.
The aristocrat: No I am not like those basic, crazy fangirls. *She/He is*.
The bias ho*s: Changes a bias on every comeback, but no one can blame her… We have loads of those btw
The content makers: The last time they slept was when BTS had a hiatus aka never.
The promoters: If you are a liiittle bit known in the interweb. Don’t you EVER DARE use the word “BTS” or your comment section will turn into “You should check BTS out, they are very talented, they can sing and dance, plz collab …”.
The broke: Considers water a meal after spending all the money on anything BigSnake throw at them.
The poors: feed their passion through fancams and salty tears.
The delusional: If I was in korea my bias would have fallen for me. *flips hair*. “Beach he is taken” said the shippers.
The youtubers: React to BTS mainly for views but tell us they are fans.
The FAKE fans: If you see “I used to like BTS but …” It is them. Stay away! the fanwar soldiers will take care of them.
The dancers/singers: They shoot vdeos everywhere and it turns out either super cool or super cringy. there is no in between
The seasonals: They know two things about BTS: their names and main tracks. They appear twice a year when BTS have a comeback.
The horny: Dangerously reads smut in public. Gets horny over the weirdest body parts “Look at Jungkook’s elbow bone SHOKE ME daddy”
The fansites: If you see someone with a latter and a high definition camera that can probably shoot the aliens on Mars running in an airport. It is them! Their favorite color is white as they looooove turning BTS into A4-white papers.
The basic fans: Are here mainly for the music/dancing. Always educating and judging all the above. They start all their sentences by “DON’T … because *insert BTS human rights*”
I hope I didn’t forget anyone ^^ Gotta love our fandom!