starship quotes

anonymous asked:

Your Voltron head cannons give me life tbh

thanks bud here’s some more

  • lance, after getting a paper cut: “this is it…….. This Is How I End”
    • lance, after getting shot: “lol wild. so like…. can someone stick a bandaid on this or something”
  • whenever the paladins get a little too cocky allura’ll join them on the training deck for a few mins to remind them who’s alpha
  • *betrayed whisper* “space has changed you”
  • if shiro’s alone in the control room he’ll stand in the middle and quote the starship enterprise mission statement
  • *voltron does something right* “haha holy shit that actually worked?
  • keith is that friend that’s unsettlingly Down With Murder
    • not even in like an aggressive, bloodthirsty way but like
    • if you tell him you want someone dead, he’s like yeah okay, here’re some suggestions for weapons, here’s where you can drop off the evidence, and you could dump the body here, here, or here, if you need any more help just hit me up i can clear my schedule
  • “hunk can you fix pidge’s bad attitude” “hunk can you build lance a new personality”
  • coran’s solution to every problem is two dudes in a trench coat + big gun
  • pidge has one of those sound keyboards and is constantly playing sounds that have nothing to do with anything
    • *shiro walks into the room* *duck quack*
    • “guys dinner’s ready” *dramatic guitar strumming*
    • “pidge seriously can you stop-” *air horns*
  • <p> <b>Shownu:</b> But, how the heck did you guys get in a car accident?<p/><b>Kihyun:</b> We were driving and there was a deer on the road that Minhyuk didn't notice. So, i said, "Minhyuk-ah, deer!"<p/><b>Minhyuk:</b> ...<p/><b>Kihyun:</b> And would you like to tell hyung what your response was?<p/><b>Minhyuk:</b> ...<p/><b>Minhyuk [sighs]:</b> "Yes honey?"<p/><b>Kihyun, madly pointing Minhyuk with both his hands:</b> THIS.<p/></p>
The signs as starkid quotes

Aries:Oh so you think that you’re better than me because you can read? Well get out of my book store! We don’t like your kind in here anyway.

Taurus:you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes them dead.

Gemini:A song is a dick in sheep’s clothing. A song means a dick is on the way

Cancer:God did it to us, damn him to hell.

Leo:I heard Joey Richter cries in the choir room.

Virgo:That is a boss Zefron poster.

Libra:I’m Bruce Man. I mean. I’m Bat Wayne. FUCK!

Scorpio:Thank you sir. I am a tough bitch.

Sagittarius:You are not permitted to touch!

Capricorn:Looks like you guys are up to your old Twix

Aquarius:So, you guys like Star Wars jokes?

Pisces: I did not fuck a tiger!!!

Leticia is one of my favourite characters across all fiction podcasts (although, to be fair, that list is quite extensive).

The Orbiting Human Circus (of the air) comes from Night Vale Presents, so you know it’s gonna be good. But it also has beautiful settings, vivid images with enough leeway to imagine the characters however you’d like. Just listen to it already!

Those of you who have caught up and are waiting anxiously for the tour (when are they coming to Europe?!), here are my recs: The Behemoth, Inkwyrm and Starship Iris. The Behemoth has the feel-good emotions, following a young girl and a massive monster as they trek across America together - definitely one to binge. Inkwyrm started recently-ish, so don’t binge too fast. Relatable for anyone with an insufferable boss.  Starship Iris is quite well-known I think? I can’t tell. A** for LGBTQ+ representation, and BAMF women in space. Also only a couple of eps, so be careful!

EDIT: Oops i posted this without checking for spelling! I got the quote from @the-scars-and-the-stripes

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Hyorin: It was so hard I wanted to give up.  I felt like I was going to cry when the album was released, but the tears didn’t actually come when I got [the album]. Park Seo Joon thinks of me as a man.

Park Seo Joon: I don’t see you as a woman

Hyorin: Park Seo Joon is the ‘chindeure’ style (someone who seems cold and distant on the outside but is secretly caring on the inside).  He just grunts in front of you, but he takes care of you behind your back.

Park Seo Joon: I first saw SISTAR in the military.