StarShip: All right guys are you all ready to come back
Minhyuk: Yes! I especially want to know what happened to
mine and Hyungwon’s characters. It’ll be great to get some clarity.
Hyungwon: Same. “Stuck” was good but we really didn’t do
anything except keep the fans waiting.
StarShip: ….so…. is that a bad thing?
Jooheon: Please tell me that you’re planning to start
connecting dots to all of these theories!
Minhyuk: Yeah just let us know!
StarShip: *hesitates* Okay.
StarShip: I planning am connecting to dots theory all these
StarShip: Give me a break! I said the words didn’t I??
I.M: He’s kinda got a point.
Kihyun: Shut up.
StarShip: Anyways moving on, I have come up with an AMAZING
concept for this MV. Do you want to hear it?
Hyungwon: Not rea—
StarShip: So picture this guys! Jooheon with Teddy Bear
bodyguards, a medical license, and a cool sword!
Jooheon: But none of those things go togeth–
StarShip: Kihyun dragging around a dead body in a bag that
he uses to fertilize his flower garden.
Kihyun: I actually have
no complaints at this time, so continue.
StarShip: I.M. with MORE teddy bears of all sizes and a game boy or
something, I don’t know, something you would want.
I.M.: Screen time.
StarShip: Minhyuk and Hyungwon in straight jackets just
looking hella blazed and pretty.
Minhyuk: I don’t feel comfortable doing something like th—
Hyungwon: *presses index finger to Minhyuk’s lips*
Hyungwon: *whispers* Just go with it.
StarShip: Shownu, I’m thinking that you should punch a wall
and do ballet in a jail cell.
Shownu: But why?
StarShip: I liked you better before you learned how to
express yourself to be honest.
Shownu: *whispers * Me too.
StarShip: And Wonho, actually for you I wanted to have you
Wonho: NO! It was okay at first but now I am really through
with how much skin I reveal and how this company treats my body.
I.M.: That was unexpected.
Kihyun: Who are you? And what did you do with Wonho??
StarShip: You know what you’re perfectly right Wonho. We do
tend to over expose you and use you to boost views and sales. We’re very sorry
and we’ll find a new way to draw in fans.
Wonho: Woahhhh hold on! I’m not mad because I feel “over
exposed”. I feel under exposed! When are you going to let me just be basically naked?!
You know my skin is allergic to clothing, right?? If I could just only wear an apron every day I
would. Clothing is a pain in my tattooed and muscular ass.
Kihyun: Never mind he’s still here.
StarShip: Bless you Wonho.
Hyungwon: So let me get this straight. We aren’t going to
clear up anything?
Minhyuk: And we’ll actually be introducing MORE questions
StarShip: Yep… You know for such a muscle bound group ya’ll
are smarter than I thought.
I.M.: Thank you.
StarShip: I just need to figure out how we’ll open and close
the video, special effects wise. I’ll probs just go home and watch Netflix, pass out and
get inspired in my sleep.
Hyungwon: Well people have done stranger things to find
StarShip: WAIT ONE MINUTE! REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID!!
Hyungwon: …Umm Stranger Things?
StarShip: WOOHOO YES!! THIS VIDEO IS GOING TO BE LIT!!! BYE I GOTTA GO!
Hyungwon: Anyone else get the feeling that they may have
accidentally contributed to breaking copyright laws some kind of way?
Wonho: I always thought my face probably broke some copyright laws *laughs and looks for approval*
MEANWHILE ON KOTOR a slightly manlier playthrough is occurring for the sake of science- since unlike the first game it turns out this changes things significantly!
This time! People vastly underestimate my boundless disinterest in shacking up with crewmates, undue dignity is assigned to Revan’s choices in life, Atton continues to present a strong competition for Least Chill, and I delight in the heights of space-fashion.
Now I just need to decide between my completely irrational distrust of Mical and my strong side-eye toward Brianna The Underwear Jedi.