starscream

anonymous asked:

Hi! Could I have some fluffy headcanons with TFP Knockout with their s/o and TFP Starscream with their s/o .(please include cuddling headcanons omg) . I hope you have a fabulous day, your writing is absolutely magnificent!~

I got two requests for fluffy Knockout headcanons, so I’ll do both together! Thank you very much! I hope your day is wonderful too! <3

TFP Knockout:

  • He likes when you stroke the fins on his helm. It’s honestly something he finds so relaxing and he really enjoys when you do it
  • He has so much love to give, he’ll compliment you all the time and he always makes sure you’re safe and comfortable. He /loves/ receiving affection from you in return
  • Cuddling with Knockout is pretty nice, actually. He’ll mass displace himself (or use his holoform), so it’s easier, and he’ll have you sit on his lap with his arms around your middle, or he likes to have you lay on his chest if he’s lying down

TFP Starscream:

  • He’s not really one for cuddling with you, but sometimes he might want to. He fidgits and moves around a lot though, and will probably complain the entire time
  • He’ll take you flying when he’s not busy. If you’re not comfortable being in the air, he’ll do little tricks for you to watch
  • He gets genuinely flustered if you compliment him. He’ll get cocky about it later, but right after you say it, he gets embarrassed. It’s cute

itsthesinbin  asked:

ey yo can ur ma get a request in? its v specific bc im a Self Insert Slut(tm). Tfp starscream, mtmte rodimus and rung (not poly), and rid15 thunderhoof: their female s/o was spotting for a week and complaining about it and then suddenly her period kicks into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and gets heavy and she's cramping and in A Lot Of Pain. How do they react/try to help? Also you're doing v well w/ the blog im proud of u <3

i was wondering when you’d make an appearance lmAO. if you guys aren’t following @itsthesinbin then you should be, she helped me and encouraged me to start this blog!! she is a Dear Friend of mine who deserves your love. for the sake of keeping me sane, lets assume the bots understand what periods are. so sit back and enjoy, because now she wants me to write about her menstrual cycle.

Starscream (TFP), Rodimus, Rung (MTMTE), Thunderhoof (RiD15) 

  • Starscream would get annoyed that you wouldn’t shut up about your body all week. Yeah, he’s had aches and pains before, he’s had limbs ripped off before, and you don’t hear him complaining about his wounds all the time (yes you do, you totally do.) He thinks it’s all a grasp for attention, but then when your period hits, he’s suddenly concerned and has no idea what to do. If he was listening to you, he might have heard you ask for pain pills or maybe a trip to the doctor’s office. But now, he’s got a bleeding, suffering woman in his arms and has to “take care” of her until it’s over.

  • Rodimus wouldn’t really understand, but would probably be concerned to see that you were spotting. He’d (gladly, to get out of work) put you on the top of his priority list, and then speed around between the medibay and your hab suite and get you anything you need. Now that there’s a human on the ship, Rodimus is sure to pick up feminine products along with any supplies they need from planets and some sweets to make you feel better. He isn’t sure which you needed, so he buys pretty much all of them. Rodimus comes prepared. 

  • While you were spotting, Rung would lay you down on his patients’ table and have you think about the feeling of your period. He asks you to describe what the feeling of a cramp is. The feeling of rushing blood. The aches and the sores and the cold and the heat. You think that it’s stupid that he’s making you do this, but he knows (and perhaps you, too) that its for your own good. Next thing you know, later that day, your period comes in and kicks you in the stomach. You had, mentally, convinced your body to commence your period just by thinking about what it felt like. Congratulations, you played yourself.

  • Thunderhoof would be like Starscream. Just shut up and deal with it, because I love you but I’m busy and I don’t have time for your repetitive complaints. Needless to say, you’re put aside again by the Decepticon cause. But when your period comes around and destroys you, Thundergoof over here feels awful. He can see the pain that you’re in even if he can’t experience it, but he’ll do his best to juggle your needs with Steeljaw’s. He eventually forgets Steeljaw and the ‘Cons and comes to your side to apologize and help you for the duration of your period.

anonymous asked:

*slams hands on table* hOW ABOUT SOME KNOCKOUT AND STARSCREAM KISSING HEADCANONS WITH S/O

-FLIPS TABLE- YOU’RE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE ANON 

Knockout TFP

He likes getting giving/getting little kisses on the cheek while he’s working 

He likes teasing, so he’ll lean in like he’s going to kiss you, but then he’ll pull away and strut off (complete with hip swing) 

He likes hand kisses too

Starscream TFP

He gets really flustered if you kiss him during work hours, but he’ll try to play it off 

He’s not much for physical affection, but he’s willing to offer the occasional peck on the cheek 

If the two of you are in private, he’ll be a bit more touchy feel-y. (Ignoring size difference here) He’ll hold their hand, lean against them, let them touch his wings, and kisses definitely happen 

A Guide to Survive the ‘Cons Trying to Capture You If You Are a Human

That only applies if (otherwise they couldn’t care less about human casualties)

  • It’s an order given from superiors to capture a certain human due to information, interrogation or other crucial for the ‘Con cause reasons.
  • Bribery reasons, especially if you are alligned with Autobots
  • Other reasons where the human is required to be alive and (relatively) unharmed

We see it nearly everytime. The ‘Con is about to catch the human. The human runs away in hopes of someone saving themselves. The Con makes three huge steps and has the humans in their hands.

It is reasonable for the human to run away from the threat as far as possible. It is genetically coded, it is our fight or flight reaction and seeing something that can kill you is quite horrific. During those moments, the person actually does not really think rationally that there is a way to prevent themselves from being captured.

That is to reach a SAFE ZONE. Believe it or not, after some thinking, I have come to a conclusion that the SAFE ZONE is in fact the area closest to the Con.

To visually imagine this, let’s use Jack Darby and our beloved Vehicon, Steve.

You see, if the Con has an order to safely retrieve you (which means no deaths or injuries) they must be very careful where they STEP.

That gets more than difficult if you are literally. Literally INCHES AWAY from their giant feet. Each step they take has to really well-thought out, not to mention they need to lean down even more than usually to snatch the person.

And now it gets little funny. Running in close circles around them will cause some major confusion, anger, frustration. You get to see them being clumsy as hell. You get to see the trip, get lost, get really puzzled. 

And hell you might even get to stand directly behind them and witness the rarely seen clumsiness and utter confusion.

What if two or more Cons are after you? 

Use the same method.

In short, running in circles around them could buy you enough time to run and find a hiding spot in order to avoid getting captured by the Cons.