starkov

it’s a shame alina didn’t choose the darkling in the end because can you imagine an absolute crack-headcanon scenario, in which inej and kaz meet darklina and are both super star-struck - inej because she’s meeting a saint and kaz because “hi, mr. darkling, i’m kaz brekker. big fan, been following your work for a while.”

Alina: My boyfriend is the third of Morozova’s amplifiers and helped me defeat the Darkling.

Nina: My boyfriend is a hunky Fjerdan ex-druskelle who saw the fault in his ways and helped me survive through my struggle with Jurda Parem.

Genya: My boyfriend is perhaps the best Durast in all of Ravka and doesn’t care that I’m all scarred.

Inej: My boyfriend is a passionate, ruthless gang leader who saved me from forced prostitution and from Jan Van Eck.

Jesper: Bitch please, my boyfriend is a flutist who can’t read and likes to make things go kaboom.

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                                              “P e a s a n t s
                                               l o v e
                                               t h e i r
                                               S a i n t s”

my top 10 fav characters introduced in siege and storm

1. Nikolai Lantsov
2. Sturmhond
3. the second son of the Queen of Ravka
4. Korol Rezni
5. The Too-Clever Fox, as Alina calls him
6. Vasily’s little brother
7. The ‘bastard prince’
8. scourge of the true sea
9. the prince who masquerades as a privateer
10. the pirate king