starkids-roleplay

A Very Potter Musical:  RP memes
  • "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
  • "No that's ABSURD!"
  • "We're there! We've reached that point."
  • "Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not doing that."
  • "You little shit."
  • "Yes, I have heard those things, about a thousand times. But never have they been told to me with so much sass."
  • "You are acting like Garfield on a Monday."
  • "You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?"
  • "Never tell a girl you like her. It makes you look like an idiot!"
  • "Did your turban just sneeze?"
  • "She may be a pain in the ass, but she's my pain in the ass."
  • "That's in Canada!"
  • "You know, I used to think looks weren't important but now I think they're more important than anything."
  • "Get me some Nasonex you swine!"
  • "Back off nerd!"
  • "Beautiful? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot!"
  • "Oh my god, I have to fight a dragon! I can't do that! I'm just a little kid!"
  • "Someone punched me in the face and my sense of direction got a little goofed up!"
  • "You're this spare guy, all the time, this spare dude. You're SUCH a SPARE!"
  • "Oh my wizard god!"
  • "You're a Hufflepuff, why don't you FIND out?"
  • "I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie."
  • "It's because he's dead you dumb motherfu…"
  • "Thanks Hermione."
  • "Accio Double Stuf!"
  • "Maybe you'll just have to fight like Mushu from Mulan or something..."
  • "It's just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch...!"
  • "That is a BOSS Zefron poster."
  • "If I had an invisibility cloak I'd use it so I'd never have to face my own reflection in the mirror."
  • "Am I bleeding?"
  • "Hahaha, hahaha. Now you're just being cute."
  • "C'mon, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place!"
  • "Andyouhavetobemyslaveforawholedaystartingnow."
  • "How did you idiots get captured? You were invisible!"
  • "Come on, I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?"
  • "If this homemade Dark Mark won't convince you..."
  • "I can't believe I couldn't figure out the countercurse was just 'Unjellify.'"
  • "DANCING IS FOR PANSIES."
  • "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders."
  • "I don't FIND this suprising at all."
  • "Shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting."
  • "What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? 'We're all in this together...'"
  • "What the devil is going on heeerre?"
  • "I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces."
  • "My wiiiieeeneeerrrrrr!"
  • "I saw it on the internet. It's definetely real."
  • "When I rule the world, I'll have...SNAKES."
  • "'Cause usually I just kill people who try to get me to open up...oops."
  • "Ughh...now two people are mad at me!"
  • "What do you want with a rocketship? What business do you have on Mars?"
  • "And you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't... It just makes them dead."
  • "I'M GONNA FIND HARRY POTTER AND I'M GONNA PISS IN HIS MOUTH!"
  • "When I rule the world I'll plant flowers!"