starkids rp

Team Starkid's The Trail to Oregon! Sentence Starters pt. 2
  • "Cause I am lost without you."
  • "I pray you'll be by my side on the trail."
  • "I won't stop til I find you again even if you are a pile of ash!"
  • "You wont notice I was gone at all you'll say ____ where you've been!"
  • "You've been cleaning that glass for two weeks."
  • "Drunk by a Mike's Hard Lemonade? Nononono."
  • "A wedding ring...for me? Well, it wasn't the marriage proposal I've always dreamed of but lets do it."
  • "This marriage is like owning a dog. A really stupid dog! I will admit a cute dog but he's a biter."
  • "This isn't personal. This is survival."
  • "I lost a shoe two months ago."
  • "The truth is I never banished any lobsters to the sea. They banished me to the land!"
  • "He was more of a man than I'll ever be...and he was a lobster."
  • "You've got to fight for them or else you'll lose your entire family to lobsters."
  • "I would never lie to you, dollface."
  • "I know that based on what you just saw you wouldn't believe it, but I played Tony in Independence Community Theater's production of West Side Story a couple years back. I know its like big fish small pond but I was proud."
  • "I want food. So much goddamn food that my son will never eat it all."
  • "We are gonna go down this trail like no one has before. We're gonna do a... speed run!"
  • "So you're the other woman, huh?"
  • "They could be dead for all I know and I've been sitting in the back of the wagon writing letters to nobody like a jackass."
  • "GOTCHA! Wow, child bride. You keep me on my toes. I like that. I like that alot."
  • "I don't speak Spanish."
  • "His time is up unless he grows a sail."
  • "It wasn't for you, it was for Eleanor."
  • "Goddammit what now?!"
  • "I don't see how this situation will be funny for anyone. Its just really really sad."
  • "You've gotta go when you gotta go!"
  • "Is this the end I see?"
  • "We made it. We're all in Oregon together."
  • "Did you just fake dying of dysentery?"
  • "Its a Christmas Miracle."
  • "Are you gonna lead a life of crime now?"
  • "There's his penis."
  • "When you're naked, yeah, you're naked in a lake."
  • "Life is really greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat on the trail to Oregon!"

DO YOU LIKE:

- charming liars who’s murdered teenagers, sold drugs, and been a lounge singer all in the pursuit of money? (AKA izombie’s BLAINE MCDONOUGH) 
- backstabbing bastards who make you feel like you might need a shower or ten after talking to them who lead a group of demon-adjacent revenants? (AKA wynonna earp’s BOBO DEL REY)
- bloggers who are well trained in weaponry and value the truth above everything even life itself? (AKA feed’s GEORGIA ‘GEORGE’ MASON)
- badass drifters who have been known to beat abusers with a baseball bat and rob them blind? (AKA original fandomless character HAILIE BRECK)
- pansexual polyamorous trans ladies who do not give a single shit about your gender roles and will punch out assholes for you? (AKA original starship character JACK DRISCOLL)
- sweet doctors who smile a lot and love the stars and yet will not take a single ounce of bullshit from anyone? (AKA stars passing by/learning to dance’s ROSIE TRIPP)
- morally grey highly intelligent ladies who hunt aliens for a living and have a mild obsession with resurrection and a love of emily dickinson? (AKA torchwood’s SUZIE COSTELLO)
- former war heroes that have been cut in half (hot dog style not hamburger) and lost their balls in not just a metaphorical sense? (AKA starship’s COMMANDER UP)
- grumpy gay-poly french pilots who insult people and use copious amounts of sarcasm? (AKA original starship character WYATT DURAND)

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A Very Potter Sequel - RP Memes

‘’ I’m not homeless… anymore.’’

‘’How DAAAAAAARE you!?’’

‘’That’s absuuuurd!’’

‘’Gay as the Fourth of July.’’

‘’Oh, us? We’re the back-up Death-Eaters. The union sent us over.’’

‘’I got this letter from Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Sir, listen, please! A bird gave it to me!’’

‘’Didn’t you grow up into a sexy little bitch like your father!’’

‘’That’s exactly just what Umbridge wants! She wants us to eat each other to survive!’’

‘’I’m like Shia LaBeouf…the Prince Douche.’’

‘’Probably the work of that infamous…Hogwarts…jaguar. He’s caused a lot of property damage… especially in my office.’’

‘’I drew a picture of you.’’

‘’Where have you been all my life!?’’

‘’Rule number one, boys. You never tell a girl that you like her. It just makes you look like an idiot.’’

‘’Would you like to come live in the centaur village with me?’’

‘’Red Vines - what the hell can’t they do?’’

‘’Oh, hello there, good sir. First time using the potty, too, eh? Good luck, my man.’’

‘’What do you want, you horrid bitch?’’

‘’It’s stuck on there with magic.’’

‘’This must be the emotion you humans know as blood… I’m bleeding.’’

‘’Ha! Who looks stupid now? You do.’’

‘’My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar.’’

‘’You always have been and you always will be…a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Because YOU’VE got a trumpeting BUTT!’’

‘’Students without their permission forms will be killed.’’

‘’I’ll use it as a blanket, or a house, now that I’m unemployed and homeless.

“Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?!”

“We used to use it to play jokes on people…and we would solve mysteries and shit.”

“In case you were wondering–  The ’D’ stands for my wiener.”

“To them I’m just a douchebag. I’m like Jesse McCartney. I’m Jesse McCartney’s douche.’’

‘’Oh, uh… Looks like they got a Taylor Lautner poster in here too, huh?’’

‘’I play guitar when everybody just wants to hang out, and I make weird covers of Disney songs…who does that?’’

‘’Oh cool, I was thinking about me too.’’

‘’You wait till my father hears about this.’’

‘’Take this you bastard - ALOHOMORA!’’

‘’Oh my God, who is that? I think I’m in love!’’

‘’There’s no way we’re losing to Slytherin, or Ravenclaw, or…Jigglypuff.’’

‘’One time a Dementor kissed her. And. It. Died.’’

‘’I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?’’

‘’I can tell just by not talking to you that you’re a no good good-for-nothing no good like your father.’’

‘’Yes, it sounds like a funny problem…but it’s actually not.’’

‘’Totally, the best class by far is satanic rituals.’’

‘’That infamous Hogwarts jaguar… bless his soft, adorable paws that he trips over when he starts running too fast.’’

‘’Favorite way to say ‘red wines’ in a German accent? Red vines!’’

‘’It’s-ah mah daddy! Daddy! Daddy! You came to love me!’’

‘’What the devil is going on here!?’’

‘’Who dares disturb my slumber?!’’

‘’I’ll ignore that some of you are late…if you ignore that I’m the latest.’’

‘’Did you know over 600 house elves die in toilet related incidents every year?’’

‘’Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater; it’s rather good. It’s actually quite good. It’s probably the best I’ve ever done. Actually… can I have that back? Wait, no… I’m taking it! What do you think of that? I’ve stolen your favorite drawing!’’

‘’This year we will be paying particularly close attention to the cycles of the moon… and their effects on a certain professor.’’

‘’Wait, was I drinking piss?’’

‘’When you yell it only makes Sirius want to kill you faster!’’

‘’‘Less than three.’ Oh, a heart!’’

‘’BLOODY SHIT!’’

‘’How am I supposed to remain abstinent when I got a reputation to maintain?!’’

‘’Did you get my text?’’

Send My Muse { Twisted Edition }

“This is all your fault.”

“Will anyone ever live up to your impossible standards?”

“No scratch could tarnish your heavenly glow.”

“I wish I had the power to rewrite this tale.”

“He’s a victim of circumstance!”

“Those are stretch marks. They happen.”

“No matter what happens, you will always be a prince to me.”

“Aren't you busy ruining my life?”

“A song is a dick in sheep’s clothing.”

“I don’t want her to love me, man. I just want her to fuck me.”

“Fortune favors the beautiful.”

“You either need to back me the fuck up, or shut the fuck up.”

“You have no idea how much that girl means to me.”

“Tomorrow always comes, even if comes without us, without me.”

A Very Potter Musical:  RP memes
  • "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
  • "No that's ABSURD!"
  • "We're there! We've reached that point."
  • "Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not doing that."
  • "You little shit."
  • "Yes, I have heard those things, about a thousand times. But never have they been told to me with so much sass."
  • "You are acting like Garfield on a Monday."
  • "You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?"
  • "Never tell a girl you like her. It makes you look like an idiot!"
  • "Did your turban just sneeze?"
  • "She may be a pain in the ass, but she's my pain in the ass."
  • "That's in Canada!"
  • "You know, I used to think looks weren't important but now I think they're more important than anything."
  • "Get me some Nasonex you swine!"
  • "Back off nerd!"
  • "Beautiful? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot!"
  • "Oh my god, I have to fight a dragon! I can't do that! I'm just a little kid!"
  • "Someone punched me in the face and my sense of direction got a little goofed up!"
  • "You're this spare guy, all the time, this spare dude. You're SUCH a SPARE!"
  • "Oh my wizard god!"
  • "You're a Hufflepuff, why don't you FIND out?"
  • "I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie."
  • "It's because he's dead you dumb motherfu…"
  • "Thanks Hermione."
  • "Accio Double Stuf!"
  • "Maybe you'll just have to fight like Mushu from Mulan or something..."
  • "It's just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch...!"
  • "That is a BOSS Zefron poster."
  • "If I had an invisibility cloak I'd use it so I'd never have to face my own reflection in the mirror."
  • "Am I bleeding?"
  • "Hahaha, hahaha. Now you're just being cute."
  • "C'mon, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place!"
  • "Andyouhavetobemyslaveforawholedaystartingnow."
  • "How did you idiots get captured? You were invisible!"
  • "Come on, I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?"
  • "If this homemade Dark Mark won't convince you..."
  • "I can't believe I couldn't figure out the countercurse was just 'Unjellify.'"
  • "DANCING IS FOR PANSIES."
  • "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders."
  • "I don't FIND this suprising at all."
  • "Shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting."
  • "What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? 'We're all in this together...'"
  • "What the devil is going on heeerre?"
  • "I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces."
  • "My wiiiieeeneeerrrrrr!"
  • "I saw it on the internet. It's definetely real."
  • "When I rule the world, I'll have...SNAKES."
  • "'Cause usually I just kill people who try to get me to open up...oops."
  • "Ughh...now two people are mad at me!"
  • "What do you want with a rocketship? What business do you have on Mars?"
  • "And you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't... It just makes them dead."
  • "I'M GONNA FIND HARRY POTTER AND I'M GONNA PISS IN HIS MOUTH!"
  • "When I rule the world I'll plant flowers!"

Open:

A.J. Holmes
Ali Gorgon
Alle-Faye Monka
Arielle Goldman
Bonnie Gruesen
Brant Cox
Brian Holden
Brian Rosenthal
Chris Allen
Corey Dorris
Denise Donovan
Devin Lytle
Dylan Saunders
Elona Finlay
Jamie Lyn Beatty
Jim Povolo
Joe Moses
Joe Walker
Joey Richter
Julia Albian
Lily Marks
Meredith Stepien
Nicholas Josep Strauss-Matathia
Nick Lang
Sango Tajima
Tyler Brusnman

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Prompt masterlist (Starkid edition)
  1. “All because of you.”
  2. “All I wanted was to be invited to the party.”
  3. “And may the rats ejaculate upon you.”
  4. “And there’s nothing he can do.”
  5. “And you have to be my slave for a whole day starting now!”
  6. “Are you nuts?!”
  7. “Be careful with that joke, it’s an antique." 
  8. "Damn that Glee! They’re always making twisted abominations of everything!”
  9. “Did I just stutter?”
  10. “Did you even read the book?”
  11. “Did you get my text?”
  12. “Enjoy your complimentary confetti!" 
  13. "Even when you’re just standing there, you take away my breath.”
  14. “Everybody hates me.”
  15. “Everyone knows who s/he is, but they don’t know who I am.”
  16. “Everything is falling, and I don’t know where to land.”
  17. “Finally I’ve found a friend.”
  18. “Follow the golden rule.”
  19. “Fuck you, that was a simile!”
  20. “Fuzzy legs? What is this, France?”
  21. “Go home, terrorist!”
  22. “How could I ever doubt that we’d be together?”
  23. “How did life become a disaster?”
  24. “I’d love you even if you were the horse that ate my cousin.”
  25. “I’ll bring those chunks of cheese.”
  26. “I’ll show you what it’s like to party with me.”
  27. “I’ll try forgetting, too.”
  28. “I’m feeling silly now.”
  29. “I’m just going nowhere faster.”
  30. “I’m just trying to get home.”
  31. “I’m just trying to get my son back.”
  32. “I’m pissing!”
  33. “I’m sorry, I was playing with stickers.”
  34. “I’m under his/her spell.”
  35. “I can’t believe how cruel they are.”
  36. “I could be falling in love.”
  37. “I just want you to know…”
  38. “I know I’m not a pretty boy, but I’m a man.”
  39. “I never asked to be a champion.”
  40. “I never cared for stories until you entered mine.”
  41. “I only wanted to save her.”
  42. “I only wanted to take back what was mine.”
  43. “It’s beer, you fucking hipster!”
  44. “It’s everything I am.”
  45. “It’s not over yet.”
  46. “It’s time to give her the ring.”
  47. “I think you’ve got it wrong.”
  48. “I thought I wanted someone perfect as could be, when what I needed was the one who is perfect for me.”
  49. “It takes a real man to tickle the ivories." 
  50. "I wanna be somebody’s buddy.”
  51. “Let’s make ours a story with no end.”
  52. “Looking back I can hardly see him, everyone’s moved on.”
  53. “My favourite class is definitely satanic rituals." 
  54. "Never mind, you’ll find out soon enough.”
  55. “Nothing’s ever gonna bring us down.”
  56. “Now, I may be dumb, but…”
  57. “Oh, peaches!”
  58. “Or is that a dream you’ve forgot?”
  59. “People say it’s quite unlikely the two of us should stick.”
  60. “Perhaps we could be alone… together?”
  61. “Pretty people never have to try.”
  62. “Quit interrupting.”
  63. “Racist sister!”
  64. “Take a good look in the mirror.”
  65. “Take off your clothes.”
  66. “That came out of nowhere.”
  67. “There’s something I need you to know.”
  68. “They’ll remember me.”
  69. “They didn’t hate you because of your ideas.”
  70. “They do it for free.”
  71. “They say you can’t feel with a heart made of steel, but you can’t say that steel ain’t strong.”
  72. “This must be how it feels to have a home.”
  73. “Those are stretch marks, they happen!”
  74. “Try to keep your fat face out of that mother fucking book.”
  75. “Wait… don’t go.”
  76. “Walk it off!”
  77. “We’re taking over your streets.”
  78. “We just jumped on the bandwagon.”
  79. “We might be the next big thing.”
  80. “We shouldn’t fret.”
  81. “What a super queer thing to say.”
  82. “What the devil is going on here?!”
  83. “When life sucks, dance, and since life always sucks…always dance.”
  84. “Who’s gonna love a loser like me?”
  85. “Why did my mummy have to die?”
  86. “You’ll find your group of weirdos someday.”
  87. “You’re a legend, man.”
  88. “You’re not alone.”
  89. “You’re perfect and wonderful: how I hoped you’d be.”
  90. “You are not permited to touch!”
  91. “You can’t mix metaphors like that.”
  92. “You don’t gotta do this.”
  93. “You don’t know you the way I do.”
  94. “You gotta get back up.”
  95. “You have a purpose.”
  96. “You think killing people when make them like you, but it doesn’t, it just makes them dead.”
  97. “You were never my friend.”
  98. “You were never my lover.”