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A Very Potter Musical:  RP memes
  • "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
  • "No that's ABSURD!"
  • "We're there! We've reached that point."
  • "Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not doing that."
  • "You little shit."
  • "Yes, I have heard those things, about a thousand times. But never have they been told to me with so much sass."
  • "You are acting like Garfield on a Monday."
  • "You know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?"
  • "Never tell a girl you like her. It makes you look like an idiot!"
  • "Did your turban just sneeze?"
  • "She may be a pain in the ass, but she's my pain in the ass."
  • "That's in Canada!"
  • "You know, I used to think looks weren't important but now I think they're more important than anything."
  • "Get me some Nasonex you swine!"
  • "Back off nerd!"
  • "Beautiful? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot!"
  • "Oh my god, I have to fight a dragon! I can't do that! I'm just a little kid!"
  • "Someone punched me in the face and my sense of direction got a little goofed up!"
  • "You're this spare guy, all the time, this spare dude. You're SUCH a SPARE!"
  • "Oh my wizard god!"
  • "You're a Hufflepuff, why don't you FIND out?"
  • "I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie."
  • "It's because he's dead you dumb motherfu…"
  • "Thanks Hermione."
  • "Accio Double Stuf!"
  • "Maybe you'll just have to fight like Mushu from Mulan or something..."
  • "It's just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch...!"
  • "That is a BOSS Zefron poster."
  • "If I had an invisibility cloak I'd use it so I'd never have to face my own reflection in the mirror."
  • "Am I bleeding?"
  • "Hahaha, hahaha. Now you're just being cute."
  • "C'mon, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place!"
  • "Andyouhavetobemyslaveforawholedaystartingnow."
  • "How did you idiots get captured? You were invisible!"
  • "Come on, I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?"
  • "If this homemade Dark Mark won't convince you..."
  • "I can't believe I couldn't figure out the countercurse was just 'Unjellify.'"
  • "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders."
  • "I don't FIND this suprising at all."
  • "Shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting."
  • "What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? 'We're all in this together...'"
  • "What the devil is going on heeerre?"
  • "I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces."
  • "My wiiiieeeneeerrrrrr!"
  • "I saw it on the internet. It's definetely real."
  • "When I rule the world, I'll have...SNAKES."
  • "'Cause usually I just kill people who try to get me to open up...oops."
  • " two people are mad at me!"
  • "What do you want with a rocketship? What business do you have on Mars?"
  • "And you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't... It just makes them dead."
  • "When I rule the world I'll plant flowers!"
A Very Potter Sequel - RP Memes

‘’ I’m not homeless… anymore.’’

‘’How DAAAAAAARE you!?’’

‘’That’s absuuuurd!’’

‘’Gay as the Fourth of July.’’

‘’Oh, us? We’re the back-up Death-Eaters. The union sent us over.’’

‘’I got this letter from Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Sir, listen, please! A bird gave it to me!’’

‘’Didn’t you grow up into a sexy little bitch like your father!’’

‘’That’s exactly just what Umbridge wants! She wants us to eat each other to survive!’’

‘’I’m like Shia LaBeouf…the Prince Douche.’’

‘’Probably the work of that infamous…Hogwarts…jaguar. He’s caused a lot of property damage… especially in my office.’’

‘’I drew a picture of you.’’

‘’Where have you been all my life!?’’

‘’Rule number one, boys. You never tell a girl that you like her. It just makes you look like an idiot.’’

‘’Would you like to come live in the centaur village with me?’’

‘’Red Vines - what the hell can’t they do?’’

‘’Oh, hello there, good sir. First time using the potty, too, eh? Good luck, my man.’’

‘’What do you want, you horrid bitch?’’

‘’It’s stuck on there with magic.’’

‘’This must be the emotion you humans know as blood… I’m bleeding.’’

‘’Ha! Who looks stupid now? You do.’’

‘’My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar.’’

‘’You always have been and you always will be…a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Because YOU’VE got a trumpeting BUTT!’’

‘’Students without their permission forms will be killed.’’

‘’I’ll use it as a blanket, or a house, now that I’m unemployed and homeless.

“Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?!”

“We used to use it to play jokes on people…and we would solve mysteries and shit.”

“In case you were wondering–  The ’D’ stands for my wiener.”

“To them I’m just a douchebag. I’m like Jesse McCartney. I’m Jesse McCartney’s douche.’’

‘’Oh, uh… Looks like they got a Taylor Lautner poster in here too, huh?’’

‘’I play guitar when everybody just wants to hang out, and I make weird covers of Disney songs…who does that?’’

‘’Oh cool, I was thinking about me too.’’

‘’You wait till my father hears about this.’’

‘’Take this you bastard - ALOHOMORA!’’

‘’Oh my God, who is that? I think I’m in love!’’

‘’There’s no way we’re losing to Slytherin, or Ravenclaw, or…Jigglypuff.’’

‘’One time a Dementor kissed her. And. It. Died.’’

‘’I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?’’

‘’I can tell just by not talking to you that you’re a no good good-for-nothing no good like your father.’’

‘’Yes, it sounds like a funny problem…but it’s actually not.’’

‘’Totally, the best class by far is satanic rituals.’’

‘’That infamous Hogwarts jaguar… bless his soft, adorable paws that he trips over when he starts running too fast.’’

‘’Favorite way to say ‘red wines’ in a German accent? Red vines!’’

‘’It’s-ah mah daddy! Daddy! Daddy! You came to love me!’’

‘’What the devil is going on here!?’’

‘’Who dares disturb my slumber?!’’

‘’I’ll ignore that some of you are late…if you ignore that I’m the latest.’’

‘’Did you know over 600 house elves die in toilet related incidents every year?’’

‘’Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater; it’s rather good. It’s actually quite good. It’s probably the best I’ve ever done. Actually… can I have that back? Wait, no… I’m taking it! What do you think of that? I’ve stolen your favorite drawing!’’

‘’This year we will be paying particularly close attention to the cycles of the moon… and their effects on a certain professor.’’

‘’Wait, was I drinking piss?’’

‘’When you yell it only makes Sirius want to kill you faster!’’

‘’‘Less than three.’ Oh, a heart!’’


‘’How am I supposed to remain abstinent when I got a reputation to maintain?!’’

‘’Did you get my text?’’