Team Starkid's The Trail to Oregon! Sentence Starters pt. 2
"Cause I am lost without you."
"I pray you'll be by my side on the trail."
"I won't stop til I find you again even if you are a pile of ash!"
"You wont notice I was gone at all you'll say ____ where you've been!"
"You've been cleaning that glass for two weeks."
"Drunk by a Mike's Hard Lemonade? Nononono."
"A wedding ring...for me? Well, it wasn't the marriage proposal I've always dreamed of but lets do it."
"This marriage is like owning a dog. A really stupid dog! I will admit a cute dog but he's a biter."
"This isn't personal. This is survival."
"I lost a shoe two months ago."
"The truth is I never banished any lobsters to the sea. They banished me to the land!"
"He was more of a man than I'll ever be...and he was a lobster."
"You've got to fight for them or else you'll lose your entire family to lobsters."
"I would never lie to you, dollface."
"I know that based on what you just saw you wouldn't believe it, but I played Tony in Independence Community Theater's production of West Side Story a couple years back. I know its like big fish small pond but I was proud."
"I want food. So much goddamn food that my son will never eat it all."
"We are gonna go down this trail like no one has before. We're gonna do a... speed run!"
"So you're the other woman, huh?"
"They could be dead for all I know and I've been sitting in the back of the wagon writing letters to nobody like a jackass."
"GOTCHA! Wow, child bride. You keep me on my toes. I like that. I like that alot."
"I don't speak Spanish."
"His time is up unless he grows a sail."
"It wasn't for you, it was for Eleanor."
"Goddammit what now?!"
"I don't see how this situation will be funny for anyone. Its just really really sad."
"You've gotta go when you gotta go!"
"Is this the end I see?"
"We made it. We're all in Oregon together."
"Did you just fake dying of dysentery?"
"Its a Christmas Miracle."
"Are you gonna lead a life of crime now?"
"There's his penis."
"When you're naked, yeah, you're naked in a lake."
"Life is really greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat on the trail to Oregon!"
So how did you feel about the first task? I mean fighting a dragon!?!? Lucky it was puff the magic dragon tho eh?? I mean poor Harry with that HUNGARIANHORNTAILTHEMOSTTERRIFYINGTHINGYOUVEEVERSEENINYOURWHOLELIFE!! am I right??
‘’Oh, us? We’re the back-up Death-Eaters. The union sent us over.’’
‘’I got this letter from Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Sir, listen, please! A bird gave it to me!’’
‘’Didn’t you grow up into a sexy little bitch like your father!’’
‘’That’s exactly just what Umbridge wants! She wants us to eat each other tosurvive!’’
‘’I’m like Shia LaBeouf…the Prince Douche.’’
‘’Probably the work of that infamous…Hogwarts…jaguar. He’s caused a lot of property damage… especially in my office.’’
‘’I drew a picture of you.’’
‘’Where have you been all my life!?’’
‘’Rule number one, boys. You never tell a girl that you like her. It just makes you look like an idiot.’’
‘’Would you like to come live in the centaur village with me?’’
‘’Red Vines - what the hell can’t they do?’’
‘’Oh, hello there, good sir. First time using the potty, too, eh? Good luck, my man.’’
‘’What do you want, you horrid bitch?’’
‘’It’s stuck on there with magic.’’
‘’This must be the emotion you humans know as blood… I’m bleeding.’’
‘’Ha! Who looks stupid now? You do.’’
‘’My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar.’’
‘’You always have been and you always will be…a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Because YOU’VE got a trumpeting BUTT!’’
‘’Students without their permission forms will be killed.’’
‘’I’ll use it as a blanket, or a house, now that I’m unemployed and homeless.
“Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?!”
“We used to use it to play jokes on people…and we would solve mysteries and shit.”
“In case you were wondering– The ’D’ stands for my wiener.”
“To them I’m just a douchebag. I’m like Jesse McCartney. I’m Jesse McCartney’s douche.’’
‘’Oh, uh… Looks like they got a Taylor Lautner poster in here too, huh?’’
‘’I play guitar when everybody just wants to hang out, and I make weird covers of Disney songs…who does that?’’
‘’Oh cool, I was thinking about me too.’’
‘’You wait till my father hears about this.’’
‘’Take this you bastard - ALOHOMORA!’’
‘’Oh my God, who is that? I think I’m in love!’’
‘’There’s no way we’re losing to Slytherin, or Ravenclaw, or…Jigglypuff.’’
‘’One time a Dementor kissed her. And. It. Died.’’
‘’I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?’’
‘’I can tell just by not talking to you that you’re a no good good-for-nothing no good like your father.’’
‘’Yes, it sounds like a funny problem…but it’s actually not.’’
‘’Totally, the best class by far is satanic rituals.’’
‘’That infamous Hogwarts jaguar… bless his soft, adorable paws that he trips over when he starts running too fast.’’
‘’Favorite way to say ‘red wines’ in a German accent? Red vines!’’
‘’It’s-ah mah daddy! Daddy! Daddy! You came to love me!’’
‘’What the devil is going on here!?’’
‘’Who dares disturb my slumber?!’’
‘’I’ll ignore that some of you are late…if you ignore that I’m the latest.’’
‘’Did you know over 600 house elves die in toilet related incidents every year?’’
‘’Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater; it’s rather good. It’s actually quite good. It’s probably the best I’ve ever done. Actually… can I have that back? Wait, no… I’m taking it! What do you think of that? I’ve stolen your favorite drawing!’’
‘’This year we will be paying particularly close attention to the cycles of the moon… and their effects on a certain professor.’’
‘’Wait, was I drinking piss?’’
‘’When you yell it only makes Sirius want to kill you faster!’’
‘’‘Less than three.’ Oh, a heart!’’
‘’How am I supposed to remain abstinent when I got a reputation to maintain?!’’
CLOSE ENOUGH SATAN! the biggest shout out and all the love to @partnarrative, @eccentriclookingwizard, @liveslived, and @forwardmoved, all of whom i met two fucking years ago as of the 2nd and mean the absolute fucking world to me as they’ve been with me since i was writing the living shit post of a tigerfucker my very serious prince achmed blog and my first foray into starkid rp. they’ve seen me through some tough shit and they’ve forever changed my life in meaningful ways and i love each and every one of them and if i could find abbey ( @iwanttoknowyourstorx ) i’d tag her too, and abbey if you happen to somehow see this i love you we all miss you and wonder what happened to you. in any case i love my fucking squad beyond all belief so???
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