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The Very Potter Musical Trilogy

if you’re having a bad day then I recommend the very potter musical trilogy because those musicals never fail to cheer me up. just look them up on youtube.

look at voldemort

also umbridge

Lucius is fabulous

and oh my god snape

and everyone loves harry

then there’s ron and his giant chocolate bar

but I think the entire fandom can agree that DRACO MALFOY IS PEFECT

and it combines all of that with some of my favourite quotes ever

WHICH ALL MAKES THE VERY POTTER MUSICAL TRILOGY

AND IT IS, IN MY OPINEON, THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER COME OUT OF THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM

Dumbledore? Pfft! What an old coot! He’s nothing like Rumbleroar. Rumbleroar is the Headmaster at Pigfarts.
He’s a lion.
Who can t a l k.
—  Draco ( AVPM )
  • Ginny:"Oh! Oh oh! Do you know what I would do with an invisibility cloak?"
  • Harry:"Oh man, I would...uh...kick wiener dogs."
  • Ron:"And I would pretend to be a ghost and would scare mean people."
  • Hermione:"I'd use it to avoid having to face my reflection in the mirror."
  • Harry & Ron:"Jesus, Hermione."
  • * breaks through locked door of bedroom *
  • * runs through hallway *
  • * slams open the door of the living room *
  • * looks parents straight into the eyes *
  • me:there's no stopping me
  • parents:oh god here she goes again
  • me:I.....
  • parents:we should've put her in a cage
  • me:GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS
  • parents:stop
  • me:I GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOL
  • parents:no
  • me:I GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS
  • parents:we didn't raise you this way
  • me:WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M COOL
  • parents:what
  • me:BACK TO WIZARDS AND WITCHES
  • parents:this is the worst part
  • me:AND MAGICAL BEASTS
  • parents:take care of your goldfish instead
  • me:TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS
  • parents:we're retiring
  • me:AND TO MAGICAL FEASTS
  • parents:you never eat your vegetables
  • me:IT'S ALL THAT I LOVE AND IT'S ALL THAT I NEED
  • father:helen she doesn't need us anymore
  • mom:you're right richard
  • parents:* leave the house with suitcases *
  • me:HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS! I THINK I'M GOING BAAAACK