Tony: *sidles up against Bucky, all smug* You have really pretty eyes. Bucky: *casually cutting tomatoes, not even glancing at Tony* But yours are the ones I get lost in. Tony: Tony: Tony’s mind: Mi s S I On aBORT ABORT RETREAT- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Bucky to everyone else: I Am The Darkness™. I hate each and every one of you and if you come any closer I will murder you with my left pinkie. Does this face look like it’s fucking around? No. I eat ice-cream with my two front teeth just to intimidate my foes. Now fuck off.
Bucky to Tony: *kissing cheek in greeting* Hey babe come look at this adorable puppy gif I found on the interweb today I think I just peed a little look at them they’re dancing.
Tony: What do you want dickbag? Bucky: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works? Tony: Note to self, call someone “shitrooster.”