Being a younger, rebellious Avenger in training and Tony gives you a room in the Tower, but you break his #1 rule of no animals when you bring in your pet raccoon.
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Tony wasn’t entirely sure how to react when he was greeted at your door by a incredibly well groomed raccoon. The animal (which was about the size of a fully grown King Charles Spaniel) had literally opened the door to your room and walked over to him on its hind legs, rubbing its paws together.
The two of them stared at one another for a unusually long amount of time before you appeared in the hall, holding a bright pink harness and a bag of take out. You hadn’t noticed Tony’s presence until you were merely a few meters away from him.
“Hey…” You said nervously, you eyes darting between him and your pet raccoon. “I see you’ve met my trash panda.”
“Ah huh,” Acknowledged Tony, “Didn’t I tell you that I don’t allow pets inside the Tower?”
If Darcy could put “besties with Black Widow” on her resume, she would. Though, she was pretty sure it would land her somewhere around the 50/50 mark on a scale of ‘would help her get a job’ and ‘would get her blacklisted from ever applying for a job in the general vicinity of said place again.’ Eh. She would still proudly declare herself a friend of Natasha’s. Which was why she was not freaking out that the super spy was sleuthing around the medical office, which conveniently happened to be down the hall from Jane’s lab.
Ok, I don’t know how someone changed the air con to blow all our paperwork all over the room whilst playing a recording of Mr Stark telling us to buy paperweights, but it wasn’t funny. Come down and fix it now before I make filing mistakes under these working conditions and draw the attention of the IRA.