stark im here

Im 3000% here for grease monkey Tony tho

• always has a lil grime under his fingernails bc oil and grease gets EVERYWHERE and takes forever to get rid of

• has like 2 shirts and a pair of jeans reserved for when he tinkers with tech that are just /saturated/ with grease and are torn and ripped and Pepper has tried to throw them away multiple times but the clothes magically reappear the next time Tony is in the shop

• he still manages to get at least one high dollar suit irreparably stained every year like clockwork

• little bruises and cuts on his knuckles and hands and forearms bc being elbow deep in an engine always results in some sort of superficial injury

• hates the ideal of someone else working on his cars. Even a simple oil change or replacing a battery or spark plugs

• “where is the 3/8 socket??? I literally just put it down! What the fuck?!”

• once asked Pepper to order some blinker fluid for his Spyder (trust me, it’s a real joke aimed at people who aren’t familiar with cars)

• has done on-the-fly repairs and diagnosis to vehicles belonging to reporters and his fans. “Wait a sec. Sounds like your car is missing on a cylinder. Do you mind if I take a look?” And just pops the hood or crawls under the vehicle and goes to town

• curses at vehicles or equipment then immediately apologizes

Only at a Stark Party

Steve Rogers/ Reader

Words: 1,897

Summary: New Year’s Eve always sucked because you never got kissed at midnight. After years of attending the infamous Tony Stark New Year’s Eve party, you were shocked to be in the same room as Captain America. Too bad he couldn’t see you, right?

Tagging: @kwaiky

Author’s note: This sat in my drafts for almost a year. I picked it up just in time for the holidays! The dialogue may be similar to the NYE party scene in the movie “The Age of Adaline” where I got the idea. I ain’t a creative bitch, I’m sorry!! Might be out of character but…u know! fuck it!

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anonymous asked:

How about an Steve/Tony Voltron AU? Oh boy...

BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE?? Tony an ex cadet of the Garrison joining up with Steve after his pod crashes from being captured by the Red Skull, the most feared Galra in the universe??? anD OF COURSE THEY DONT GET ALONG AT FIRST And Steve confesses that he’s not interested in forming Voltron he just wants to save Bucky whose sTILL ON THE SHIP and Tony reassures him that the only way to even touch the Galra is to do it together! LOTS OF STEVE THROWING HIMSELF INTO DANGER and Tony’s like ‘I thought I was the crazy one” and flying after him!?? PTSD? PINING?? KIDNAP AND RESCUE MISSIONS?? Just throw me in the dumpster now anon….

Also sorry its really messy ._.’’ I’m trying to get a better feel for bodies??

Fandom Goals

The “A toaster? What the what the hell is a toaster?” squad.
Castiel, Steve, Thor

The “Your intelligence is lowering my self-esteem. (Please stop.) squad.
Bruce, Sam

The “Let’s get a drink and wait for everybody else to fuck up.” squad.
Dean, Tony

The “I don’t really want to be here but somehow got roped in…again.” squad.
Bruce, Castiel

The “Food?! FOOD!” squad.
Dean, Thor

The “Oh look, you’ve offended somebody because you think you’re funny.” squad.
Clint, Dean, Tony

The “Here I am, cleaning up your mess…again.” squad.
Castiel, Natasha, Sam

The “I’ll let you finish but HOLY HELL YOU’RE ATTRACTIVE.” squad.
Bucky, Dean, Sam, Steve, Thor

The “Old men” squad.
Bucky, Castiel, Steve

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Captain America | Iron Man 3

This is for our favourites

For the ones that put everyone else first

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For the ones we spent our live with

Originally posted by gostatisfy

For the ones that were brave, even though they were scared

Originally posted by fairyshire

For the ones that kept going

Originally posted by sasquatchandleatherjacket

Even though it was hard sometimes

Originally posted by bagginshield

And the ones that never stopped believing

Originally posted by elvenkiing

For the ones who see things differently

Originally posted by james-nat

The round pegs in square holes

Originally posted by confusedmiraclekitten

The ones that want to change things

Originally posted by iwantcupcakes

The ones that showed us the universe

Originally posted by tennydr10confidential

The ones we could identify with

Originally posted by dreams--andmore--dreams

Even the bad guys

Originally posted by mooseleys

The outcast

Originally posted by spnfans

The “misfits”

Originally posted by lokihiddlelaufeyson

The lunatics

Originally posted by deadpoolbugle

And of course the troublemakers

Originally posted by sophie-in-the-tardis

The ones that only follow their own lead

Originally posted by dianealexusblack

The ones that take us into different worlds

Originally posted by what-is-our-friendship

They are like our family

Originally posted by tlotrgifs

And while some think of them as the crazy ones

Originally posted by cuminmybatch

We see genius.

anonymous asked:

hey, its tony stark here. im looking for the rest of the avengers, including bucky. post civil war and age of ultron, things were icy a bit, between us all but we eventually warmed up again (read: quickly worked out our issues out of necessity due to an alien invasion), after which point the team moved into stark towers with me. in my canon clint wasnt married, nor did he have children. like/reblog this and ill get back to you. stark out.

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