stargate atlantis season 5

anonymous asked:

Hi, what exactly is Stargate (like, what is the plot, how many seasons, that kind of thing)? I've seen it mentioned in combination with Leverage in some of your posts, and I've sort of picked up some of the character names from being on the internet, but I'm still not sure what it actually is. Thanks!!

What a delightful question that I’m going to have a ridiculous amount of fun answering, probably using too many gifs.

First, the bare bones facts: Stargate is a franchise that began with the 1994 movie Stargate, which was then developed into the TV show Stargate: SG-1 which began in 1997 and picked up about a year after the movie ended. SG-1 had 10 seasons and 2 made-for-TV movies. There are also 2 spinoffs, Stargate: Atlantis and Stargate: Universe. Atlantis has 5 seasons, and its first season coincides with season 8 of SG-1, with both beginning in 2004, with some fun but not strictly essential crossover between the two. Universe has 2 seasons and began in 2009, after both SG-1 and Atlantis had ended. I mostly blog about SG-1, but I enjoy all three shows and will at least briefly explain Atlantis and Universe in the course of this post, FOR FUNSIES.

The basic premise of the whole thing is that there are these devices (built by aliens, OF COURSE) called Stargates, which create wormholes that allow for basically instantaneous travel between planets all throughout the Milky Way (and other galaxies as well, it turns out, but that’s later).

The movie involves the US Air Force, with the help of the BEST FICTIONAL ARCHAEOLOGIST IN EXISTENCE FIGHT ME, figuring out how to work the Stargate, using it to travel to another planet, and helping the locals overthrow the evil parasitic alien who was posing as the Egyptian god Ra in order to enslave them.

SG-1 starts with Earth humans learning that “Ra” actually belonged to an entire race of evil parasitic aliens who used the personas of various gods to enslave humans throughout the galaxy. At which point, NATURALLY, the plucky Earth humans say “fuck that shit” and also “ooh, a whole galaxy to explore, HOLD MY BEER” and start having adventures and liberating the galaxy.

Atlantis is about Earth humans finally discovering the lost city of Atlantis over in another galaxy, and the adventures and struggles they have setting up a colony there. Also, space vampires.

Universe is about a bunch of Earth humans accidentally stranding themselves aboard an alien-built spaceship that is going they don’t know where in order to find the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. It’s much darker and more sort of psychological than the other two shows. Also more diverse. I like it a lot, but for different reasons than I like SG-1 and Atlantis.

SG-1 owns my heart, because it’s the show that helped me fall in love with sci-fi. Also, it has Dr. Daniel Jackson. It wrestles with what it means to be human and ethics and all kinds of really good shit. It’s not perfect, and the early seasons especially have some pretty major issues with sexism and white savior complexes in certain episodes, but overall I personally find it more than worth it, and the main reason is the characters, who you now get to hear me yell about my love for.

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Stargate: Atlantis — Season 5  {Sentence Starters}

  • “I think I’m remarkably fine.“
  • “Pretty sure my leg´s broken.“
  • “First time for everything, right?“
  • “I did not think you would come.“
  • “I think I figured a way out of here!“
  • “Will you please not touch anything?“
  • “Well… I guess we’re fighting after all.”
  • “Is everything a competition with you?“
  • “So, interested in anyone these days?“
  • “You could’ve told me that before I touched it!“
  • “I love you. I’ve loved you for some time now.“
  • “You have thrown an awful lot at me all at once.“
  • “Well, actually we’re gonna have a big feast first.“
  • “I suppose it all sounds like science fiction to you.“
  • “I’m alive. And I’ve got you. What else would I need?”
  • “Well, that’s funny. I was gonna say the same to you.“
  • “I wish you’d told me we’d be doing so much walking.“
  • “I restored your life, human, and mended your wound.“
  • “I’ve got lots of experience escaping from these things.“
  • “Alright, that’s the last of them. So, what happens now?“
  • “Wait a minute. What did you say? Why did you say that?”
  • “All you have to do is lie still and let me play with your insides.“
  • “So, shall we drop these unfounded pleasantries and get to work?”
  • “You realize it’s highly unlikely you’re actually gonna find anything?“
  • “As a general rule, I like to keep daring rescues down to one a day.“
  • “Well, isn’t that wonderful? That brings me great comfort. Thank you.“
  • “Way to make all the little kids cry. That make you feel like a big man?”
  • “It’s amazing how one incident can entirely alter the course of your life…”
  • “I have enough anesthetic to put you out. You’re not going to feel a thing.”
  • “Important thing is, if you’re about to do what I think you’re gonna do… DON’T!”
  • “You know, it has been clinically proven that referring to yourself in the third person is a sign of mental instability.”

Stargate: Atlantis  — Season 5 {Sentence Starters}

  • “I wish you’d told me we’d be doing so much walking.”
  • “You have thrown an awful lot at me all at once.”
  • “Alright, that’s the last of them. So, what happens now?”
  • “I’d like to be brought up to speed as quickly as possible.”
  • “We’re gonna be dead unless we get out of here!”
  • “I’m alive. And I’ve got you, what else would I need?”
  • “Well, that’s funny. I was gonna say the same to you.”
  • “You realize it’s highly unlikely you’re actually gonna find anything?”
  • “I’ve got lots of experience escaping from these things.”
  • “I suppose it all sounds like science fiction to you.”
  • “If you’re about to do what I think you’re gonna do, DON’T!”
  • “Why did you say that? What, are you sick?”
  • “Oh my God, please don’t kill me, you need me!”
  • “Well, isn’t that wonderful? That brings me great comfort. Thank you.”
  • “Will you please not touch anything?!”
  • “I do find something, perhaps they’ll name something after me for a change.”
  • “Yeah, well, screw that! I’ll just stay here!”
  • “As a general rule, I like to keep daring rescues down to one a day.”
  • “Well. I guess we’re fighting after all.”
  • “I love you. I’ve loved you for some time now.”
  • “Shall we drop these unfounded pleasantries and get to work?”
  • “You could’ve told me that before I touched it!”