starfish hitler


Starfish Hitler.

I could stop this post right there. That’s pretty much all you need to know, right? In the 1970s, one of the Kamen Rider MOTWs was a combination of a starfish and hitler.

The 70s were weird.

In Kamen Rider X, the Big Bad organization G.O.D. had two types of monsters: monsters based off of greek mythology, and monsters based on a combination of animals and historical figures. The latter included monsters like Spider Napoleon, Ant Capone, and… Well…

Yeah. This guy’s got a unique design, but he’s still kind of ridiculous. So ridiculous that he’s become a minor internet sensation. A dude even wrote a song about him.

 I guess, if you’re going to be known for something weird, might as well make it… really weird.