stared at this for like 2 minutes

things that actually happened in my high school

1. in the middle of am homeroom (so like 9am in the morning) a kid just broke out a pint of ice cream and started eating it. and i guess it wouldnt have been that bad except once people noticed, everyone started whispering and pointing until half the class was surrounding the table literally BEGGING for some. the teacher actually had to stop reading the morning announcements and give a speech on how you shouldn’t give death threats over ice cream.

2. this kid i was sitting next to once went home bc he got a massive headache after staring straight into a lightbulb for 2 minutes bc he “was bored and wanted to see what would happen.” he ended up taking 3 advils after that, got paranoid and made the entire table search “how many pills of advil does it take to overdose” on a school computer.

3.  there was a HUGE ASS fly in the room and the teacher thought itd be a great idea to kill it by throwing a folder 4inches thick with papers in its general direction; it ended up going across the room and hitting a poor, innocent kid in the face so hard that the other kids at the table scrammed and started yelling “EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF”…and when i tell you that this fly was huge,,it was literally so MASSIVE that this one girl almost started crying when it flew near her, someone actually tried throwing a cup of coffee at it, and another person started screaming ZIKA VIRUSSSS and something about how they weren’t vaccinated. and mind you the majority of the students are dressed in fancy attire bc of the national honor society ceremony that was later in the afternoon. in the midst of all this chaos, this one kid stands up, doesnt say anything and literally just ninja slams his bare hand onto the table and kills the fly all in one fluid motion, all without saying a single word. the entire class just broke out in thunderous applause, including the teacher, and then class continued as normal as if the past 10 minutes didn’t even happen

4. during first period a teacher who lost a ton of weight over a 2 year period was giving serious advice about the importance of living a healthy lifestyle while this kid right in front of the teacher’s desk breaks out a FULL mcdonalds breakfast meal and distributes it among the table

5. kids that were in apush and ap spanish held a joint prayer vigil the day before ap exams began, so that ap students could literally hold hands and pray to survive exam season as well as mourn our high grades. everyone who went was required to bring in fake candles and food, while someone else conducted a prayer service. a special invitation was sent using our school emails, you had to rsvp in order to attend, and it was suggested that you wear black. our ap teachers knew about this, and they agreed it was a good idea somehow

Genji

*Shocked at first

*Probably thinks you’re joking 

*Quickly realizes you’re not and accepts

*IF YOU DIDN’T THINK HE WAS GOING TO FLAUNT HIS RING YOU’RE WRONG

*Wears it everywhere

*Shows it off to everyone, even people who don’t ask

*Slightly annoying but endearing nonetheless 

Reaper

*Stares at you and cocks his eyebrow

*”Y/N, what are you doing.”
“Marry me?”
“…Let me think about it”

*Poor boy spends like 2 days thinking about it leaving you hanging

*Eventually accepts your proposal 

*Embarrassed about the ring at first but slowly starts showing it off more

*Doesn’t show that he’s happy to be engaged to you but you both know he’s happy

Hanzo

*hanzo.exe has stopped working

*Stares at you, eyes wide for like 3 minutes

*You have to call his name a couple of times to get him to snap out of it

*LITERALLY BELIEVES YOU’RE JOKING

*You have to talk him into it at a nearby bar or something lmao

*Very nervous about getting married because,,,what if they,,,what if they hate him

*You obviously don’t hate him

*Eventually grows used to the idea and wears his ring with pride

Soldier 76

*Very much a traditional guy, and seeing as he’s the dominant one, believed he would be the one proposing to you

*You happened to do it a week before him

*He leads you back to his room and takes out the ring box he had and presents it to you

*You both stare at each other before laughing

*Also nervous about getting married

*You reassure him that it’ll be fine

*Obviously you mean a lot to him if he’s accepting your hand in marriage

*Treasures his ring, wears it everywhere, kisses it before risky missions 

~Mod Momo~

The Project

I really enjoyed writing this so I hope that you enjoy reading it! I picked Jimin because he can be so soft and squishy which fit into my idea for the scenario.

Please feel free to request more! I am currently on spring break from college and need something to do!

Word Count: 2,655

Pairing: Jimin X Reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: Some strong language, some innuendos. Do not read if you are not comfortable.

Description: Group projects are always hard, especially when you have the school’s bad boy, Park Jimin, as your uninterested partner. Things take an interesting turn when you figure out a way to involve him in the project as well as get some revenge on him.

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(Gif is not ours. Credit to princejimineee. Also can we just talk about how amazing their editing is??? People are so talented wow. I have stared at this gif for like ten minutes.)


Fingers crossed tightly under your desk, you hoped for a good partner for your lab project. Taemin was pretty smart, so you were hoping to get him to be your partner, not to mention he was pretty cute as well. Your heart was beating quickly as the teacher rattled off names of partners, not hearing yours yet. Come on, please! You begged internally, anxious to just have your partner already. The room was filled with quiet whispers of partners who were already matched, making you almost miss your name.

“…min and Y/N,” your teacher droned. You let out a huge breath of relief and picked up your books to go sit by Taemin to discuss your project ideas. You had been excited for this project, so you had already come up with multiple ideas written neatly in your trusty spiral notebook.

Just as you had gathered your materials and started to get up from your seat, a hand grabbed your elbow stopping you in your tracks, your body going rigid at the tight grasp spreading warmth through your sweater.

“Hey, where are you going?” a smooth voice asked. You whipped your head around to see Jimin, the troublemaker who sat in the back of the class, usually sleeping or talking to the boy next to him. You had seen him out with a group of boys before, obviously up to no good. The whole school was afraid to cross any of the members for fear of the group coming after them. A self-confident smirk sat on his smooth face. What did he want from you? You wondered.

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anonymous asked:

(1/2) consider: oikawa constantly teases iwaizumi about how he'll never find a boyfriend as good looking as oikawa is (like, in a strictly bff sense). so later on when they're both off at separate colleges, iwaizumi calls oikawa and tells him about his new boyfriend. and oikawa doesn't know why iwaizumi sounds so smug on the phone, but he figures it's nothing important and goes to visit him on his next free weekend.

(2/2 ) so oikawa just invites himself into iwaizumi’s apartment unannounced, and sees iwaizumi sitting on the couch next to literally the most beautiful human being oikawa has ever seen in his life. then iwaizumi is like “this is my boyfriend akaashi” and oikawa just stares at them for like a minute and goes “well fucking played” because somehow iwaizumi managed to find the one guy in japan more attractive than oikawa. anyway i’m always here for iwaaka + impressed best friend oikawa.

Dare | Taehyung

Scenario: I’ve been dared to buy 20 condoms on the same night the cute cashier is working a shift.
Genre: Fluff and (I tried for some) Humor.
Word Count: 2,119

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Your feelings on how the night has progressed so far can be pretty much summed up in a single word: fuck—and that barely does anything to encompass the overwhelming feeling of embarrassment and apprehension that fills your blood.

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Ordering Starbucks with a difficult-to-pronounce Chinese name
  • Me: Yes, hi, I'd like a medium passion iced tea.
  • Barista: Is that all?
  • Me: Yup.
  • Barista: Okay, that'll be $2.05.
  • Me: *pays*
  • Barista: What's your name?
  • Me: *stares ominously into the distance as Jaws music plays* Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit what do I do, what do I do, what the fuck do I d-
  • Me: *says English meaning of the first syllable of my name, because I can't teach a phonetics course of my language in under a minute*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: ...Oh fuck. Did I really just tell that person my name was "Handsome"????
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: I did. Curse me and the next eight generations of my family
Made To Fit

Marvel Writing Challenge: @abovethesmokestacks vs. @sebbytrash
Prompt: sweaters
Pairings: Bucky Barnes x reader
Word Count: 2.7k
Tags: so much fluff

Originally posted by lancetucker

There’s a package on his bed.

Bucky has been standing in front of his bed, staring at the wrapped parcel for nearly ten minutes, as if his quiet presence would intimidate it into revealing what it is, why it’s there, and most importantly: who put it there. Deliveries are usually left at the private access on the first floor, or taken up to the common area for the Avengers to pick up. Their rooms were supposed to be secure, only accessible to the tenant. His first instinct was to check the door for signs of a break-in, but found the locking mechanism to be untouched, the keypad outside his door in pristine condition.

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Jokers Daughter Headcanon

It’s her wedding day and the Joker begs her not to go through with it while refusing to walk her down the aisle.


♦ Him pacing back and forth thinking of all the things he could have done to stop it.
♦ Him pacing back and forth thinking of all the things he could have done to stop it.
♦ Her fixing her veil while he stares at her from the corner.
♦ Princess you look like a dream but I can’t let you do this.
♦ Her ignoring him and grabbing his arm to lead him to the doors.
♦ Him digging his hails in her arm not knowing how to stop her.
♦ What about that time he picked you up 2 minutes late how can you trust a guy like that?
♦ Frost waiting outside for the call to get them out of there when boss gives the word.
♦ Harley jumping up and down with excitement telling the Joker to relax.
♦ Princess he doesn’t deserve you.
♦ Princess he can treat you and spoil you like I can.
♦ The music starting up and her not being able to contain her excitement.
♦ Him making her face him and holding her face in his hands
♦ Baby just say the word and I’ll take you away from all this.
♦ Daddy if you love me you’ll walk me down the damn aisle.
♦ Him realizing it’s what she wants and he can’t deny making her happy and bracing himself

♦ Him staring daggers at the man at the end of the aisle.
♦ Him hesitating giving her hand to her new husband.
♦ If he hurts you ill kill him.
♦ If you hurt her ill kill you.
♦ Harley having to hold him down during if anyone has any objections.
♦ Him kissing her hand as she drives off with her new husband
♦ Him telling Frost to keep an eye on them and make sure shes okay at all times.
♦ Him constantly checking his phone throughout the night in case she calls.
♦ Frost, make it look like an accident

Imagine Toms expression when you get a dirty joke after a long time!

You and Tom had an interview for the upcoming movie Thor Ragnorok. INTERVIEWER: So y/n! Tell me what do you like about Loki? YOU: I really like his staff! If Loki never had the staff, I wouldn’t of fell in love with him. TOM: That’s not the actual reason why she falls in love with Loki!INTERVIEWER: What do you mean? (You stare at Tom waiting for an answer) TOM: fun fact! Loki actually has 2 staffs! (Tom starts heckling) INTERVIEWER: is that… like an inside joke or something? (Tom just stares at you for a reaction) YOU: I don’t get it! ~~~5 minutes later during the interview~~~ YOU: OHHHHHH! I GET IT NOW! (Toms gif) YOU: Can I say a cuss word? INTERVIEWER: Sure! YOU: Tom you dirty bastard! TOM: You’re are soooo late!!!

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E/C and children head cannons

• Christine loves children, especially babies. She always ends up babysitting fellow cast members children while they rehearse.

•Babies are strangely drawn to Erik, and they especially like to stare. This makes Erik very uncomfortable, but when no one is looking he will make funny faces at the staring babies.

• Christine wants only 1 or 2 children. Erik won’t say how many he wants and denies that he wants any at all. However deep down he would like 2 children as well.

• Erik once saved a toddler from plummeting to their demise off of one of the opera house set pieces.

A careless stagehand brought his toddler son one day and turned his back for a couple of minutes to speak with another stagehand. Erik, already irked about a wild toddler running loose and touching everything, nearly exploded when he spotted the small tot teetering atop of the Hannibal elephant.

If you ask the people who were there that day, they’ll swear up and down that one second they heard the toddler shriek after losing his balance and then a flash of black flickered where the boy had just fell from. Fearing the worse, everyone quickly ran to the elephant thinking the boy dead but instead he waddled out from behind the prop.

• Christine happily accepted the role of Godmother for Meg’s daughter.

Meg and Nadir also are the Godparents of her and Erik’s only child.

• Erik and Christine’s only child is a little girl with long, curly hair like her mother. However, the only other physical trait she shares with her mother is her eye shape.

Everything else on her daughter looks nothing like Christine, and she loves the high cheekbones and sharp features that came from Erik. Christine loves looking at her daughters face because it shows her how handsome Erik would have been.

• Erik nearly died on the spot when Christine told him she was pregnant.

He spent the majority of her pregnancy reading every medical journal and book about normal pregnancies.

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I just read a post about a customer giving ‘the stare’ because their 0.15 had expired (posted 2/9) and it reminded me of a story that I had to share.

I worked in a pizza shop (have posted a few times before) and one day someone ordered a cheese pizza with extra cheese on the phone.
When the man came to pick up his order I charged him accordingly. And instead of giving me his card or saying something was wrong he. just. stared. at me…. we stood there for 2 minutes WITH MY BOSS RIGHT NEXT TO ME before my boss finally went oh no he doesn’t have to pay extra. Like ok cool could literally no one tell me?
I will say that after 30 seconds of him staring at me I passive-aggressively said WHAT?!? Not my proudest moment but I gave no fucks at that point.

I later found out from my coworker that this man doesn’t get charged for extra cheese because YEARS ago he got a pizza and complained that it wasn’t cheesy enough. And my boss apparently expected me to know that instantly

ok so my headcanon that Winn and Maggie are super competitive with each other and always play games and Maggie kicks Winn’s ass at everything? well all the Superfriends are at the alien bar and Winn’s like “Sawyer, you up for losing some pool?” and Maggie’s face is like “oh shit” and Alex is laughing cause Winn finally found Maggie’s weakness and decides to goes to the table to be there for Maggie during Winn’s victory dance. but when they start playing Maggie sinks shots Alex couldn’t make in her dreams and the game is over in like 2 minutes and Winn goes off mumbling under his breath like the sore loser he is and Alex is standing there with her mouth agape and Maggie does her nervous hand wringing thing and Alex just stares at her and Maggie is like “I lost on purpose cause I wanted you to show me how to hold the stick but you never did and you’re so cute when you win and I didn’t have the heart to tell you you’re actually not that great”

Shit I have so much to write but imagine this:
- The foxes are all on a park somewhere and Neil is watching Dan make Matt a flower crown or something
- So Andrew is sitting by him and Neil turns to look at him and jokingly says something along the lines of ‘you’re never that romantic with me’
- Andrew raises an eyebrow and stares at him with this “are you kidding me” expression for like 5 minutes
- He then slowly, teasingly removes one of his knives from his armbands, still staring at Neil
- AND THEN with his trademark serious/bored expression he stretches the arm that’s holding the knife and proceeds to carve A^2 into the trunk of a tree that was near them
- It takes Neil some time to understand why tf Andrew wrote A squared cause he is a bit oblivious lbr but then
- It dawns on him that his not boyfriend just carved Andrew and Abram into a tree, yes, A^2 ah
- So he looks at Andrew, his mouth hanging open and what does the older boy do? He shrugs, asks ‘yes or no’ and then they proceed to make out
This is so random I’m sorry but Andrew using his knives for something cute, good and romantic and having to do with Neil yeah fuck me up

I was sitting in snow and taking pics from my tea cup, I noticed a group of girls in my age giggling around and one of them was staring at my chest for like 2 minutes so I took my earbuds of and asked If she wants to say something and she said “no, I just noticed your I Am SHER Locked shirt” and asked if I’m in Tumblr then said “not a huge fan but that fandom is beyond insane isn’t it?”

So in reality Sherlock Fandom has repetition but as lunatics apparently.

Can we all just take a minute and pay attention to this bit :

“Scene shifts to Daryl sitting at the head of the candlelit table as Carol brings over the food and sets it down. She puts 2 ladlesful into Daryl’s bowl and watches him eat.”

Not only they have a romantic dinner date. She just sits there and STARES AT HIM WHILE HE EATS. By the fucking candle light. 

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Y’ALL TALKING ABOUT DARYL BUT

Can you imagine Carol’s face while she’s looking at Daryl?

IT COULD BE THE FIRST TIME IN AGES WE GET TO SEE HER KINDA SORTA HAPPY

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miraculouslykawaii  asked:

Hiya Skelething! I feel bad for you, and I really liked the blog! Can I have head cannons for the skelesquad's s/o going through the same thing you just did? How would they react? I'll send in a few more head cannons later to get you started! =)

Okay, so here I’m assuming that the s/o reacted as I did. Here’s how it went down. Two minutes of horrfied staring. You feel the weight of your sins on your shoulder. One minute of Silent Screaming ™ because your roommate is asleep and it is 2 AM. Then an hour of manic activity, rebuilding, messaging, reblogging, panicking, the entire time an insane light burning out of your eyes.

UT!Sans: Okay, first of all, he feels for you, he can’t tell you how many times he forgot to hit save and lost a day’s worth of equations. But is it wrong that this is oddly hilarious to him? He’s not gonna laugh (not to your face anyways) but every time he sticks his head back in the door to make sure you haven’t bashed your brains out against the wall, and he sees the manic look in your eyes and your hair dishevelled from your frequent attempts to tear it off your head…..yeah, he has to duck back out to get a handle on his snickering.

UT!Papyrus: Very sympathetic, he’s just not sure what to do. He settles for wrapping you in blankets and bringing a continuous stream of comforting hot beverages. Every time you twitch in frustration he brings you another cup. Your desk is now covered in steaming mugs of tea while a worried skeleton hovers. Pray for him.

UF!Sans: He only came into your room to ask you when you wanted to eat. “Hey, doll,I-” he says, pushing open your door. And then he just. Stops. You have turned your head slowly to face him, eyes, hair, face, all wild. You look like an animal, backed into a corner by predators, ready to claw the eyes out of the first thing that moves wrong. Maintaining eye contact, he slowly backs away and closes the door. You do not see him for the rest of the day.

UF!Papyrus: Ok, he didn’t really get your blog from the beginnng. From beginning to end it sounds like a waste of time to him. So part of him was almost relieved when you managed to choke out that you accidentally deleted it. Finally, you can start focusing that energy on something useful! Still, when he sees how stressed you are and how hard you’re working….he goes a little easier on you the next few days. You find he has fewer reasons to call you away from trying to rebuild. The occasional hot drink and (relatively) sweet note attached. He’s a little more affectionate. He doesn’t get it, but he respects dedication.

US!Sans: Like Tale Papyrus, he’s sympathetic, but doesn’t totally know what to do. He basically attaches himself to you and keeps chattering, about how terrible this is, about how it probably isn’t as bad as you think, about how he’s sure you can get past this….if you’re anything like I was its going to get on your nerves, but he means well. Once you finally pull yourself away from the computer he blanket burritoes you and pampers you for the rest of the night

US!Papyrus: He doesn’t quite have Tale Sans’ restraint about teasing you. Its nothing too intens, and he waits until you’re past the first wave of panic and in the middle of rebuilding, but yeah, he’s gonna have you working on his lap, teasing you for somehow deleting your blog. Still, he’ll be sweet for the next few days to make up for it.

Sf!Sans: The only one who will legit lecture you for being such an idiot. Mainly because he viewed your followers as your on-call army. Still, he will caffeinate and motivate you until you are prepared to fact the arduous task of rebuilidng.

SF!Papyrus: He’s the only skele I can actually picture as being on Tumblr himself. He doesn’t move in the fandom circles as much (mostly aesthetic stuff for him, also some memes and for some reason emo poetry) but he’ll message some people for you and help you track down old posts. There may be a couple of under the radar digs at you for your clutzines, but mostly he’s just comforting and helpful with a slight edge of amusement at your suffering.