starbucks thing

Socialism in Seattle
  • Socialist Alternative: please buy our fcuking newspapers all hail Kshama!!
  • Anarchists: we don't smash things anymore bc that starbucks thing gave us a bad rep
  • ISO: hi we have books (and newspapers)
  • PSL: guys wanna get wasted to celebrate castro's birthday?
  • DSA: here's how bernie can still win
A joke inevitably in every modern sitcom
  • Curmudgeonly older main character: Hello, would you like some coffee?
  • Millenial: (on phone, texting and/or taking a selfie) Yea, I'll have a mocha half-caf soy tie-dye frappalappadapacino.
  • Curmudgeonly older main character: I said COFFEE, damnit!
  • (canned laughter, uproarious applause)
  • McGonagall: Now explain to me why you were 15 minutes late to class for the 5th time this month?
  • Ravenclaw: Well, Headmistress, I had to get some Starbucks.
  • McGonagall: You mean to tell me you were late to class so you could get a muggle coffee?
  • Ravenclaw: Yes
  • Ravenclaw: I had to show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks

anonymous asked:

What if James thought he was doodling on a scrap piece of paper and not the exam itself until a day later when he realizes and he's like OH MY GOD THE MINISTRY KNOWS I FANCY EVANS

“Merlin Prongs, calm down,” grumbles Sirius, trying to get him to shut up so that he could read his magazine in peace. Meanwhile James looks to be two seconds from tearing out his hair, wearing a hole in the floor with his pacing.

Calm down?” he says shrilly, voice cracking, “How do you expect me to calm down when I basically wrote ‘Mrs Lily Potter’ across my OWL papers?”

“I thought you’d be taking her name.”

Padfoot.”

With an overly dramatic huff, Sirius throws his magazine off to the side, swinging his feet over the edge of the bed. Taking him by the shoulders he says, “Would you relax; you’re acting like it’s some huge shock for people to know that you fancy Evans.”

“Because it is,” James insists, slumping forward. “No one was supposed to know until I made a move.”

Sirius just stares at him for a moment, trying to discern whether or not he was joking. Finally, he says, “Mate, I don’t think there’s anyone out there who doesn’t know that you’re halfway in love with Lily Evans. Babies probably know and they don’t even have object permanence.”

He pouts sullenly, crossing his arms. “Evans doesn’t know.”

“You literally just asked her out in front of the whole school,” he tells him, eyebrows rising higher. “Seriously. Like half an ago. Snivellous called her that wretched word and she’s probably coming up with ways to chop off your balls and feed it to the giant squid. Have you been confounded?”

James suddenly goes very quiet and very pale, his eyes widening comically behind his glasses. He stumbles backward into Peter’s bed, wiping a hand down his face and knocking his glasses askew.

“Oh Merlin,” he whimpers, his voice barely above a whisper, “I just asked out Lily Evans.”

Sirius just groans, flopping back onto his bed and seriously contemplating sending a strong silencio his best mate’s way.

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Starbucks… Such an interesting experience. […] It’s weird, I think what happened was, because of traveling so much, I would always- Maybe that is the good thing about it. Sometimes it’s nice to see something you recognize in a very obscure, different place. And you go, ‘Oh, right, I know that! At least I know that.’ That’s why I go there all the time. Iced coffee.

Things I Love
  1. Laying in a field in the middle of summer with my eyes closed letting the warm breeze run across my face.
  2. Staying up until 3 am to finish a good book.
  3. Waking up to the sun shining through my window on Saturday and making pancakes.
  4. Baking while I’m home alone.
  5. Staying up until the next day to talk to friends.
  6. Wrapping up in blankets fresh out of the dryer on a cold night.
  7. Taking long baths while listening to music while using bath bombs/bubble bath.
  8. Buying excessive amounts of notebooks and pens while school shopping.
  9. Jumping into a cold pool on a hot summer day and into a warm pool on balmy summer nights.
  10. Having enough ideas to be able to write for hours on end.
  11. That feeling in the air on Halloween a few hours before trick or treating starts.
  12. Strolling through Christmas light displays with a cup of hot cocoa.
  13. Sleepily watching movies on the couch on a long weekend.
  14. Visiting Universal Studios or Disney World and the overwhelming happy feeling i get when i walk through the gate.
  15. The open feeling of a finally, entirely cleaned bedroom.
  16. Listening to my friends get excited and watching them light up as they talk about their favorite things.
  17. Opening up packages from online shopping.
  18. The feeling of leaving your tummy behind when you take off and land in an airplane.
  19. Finding perfect fruit.
  20. Days when everything sees to have a blanket of calm and quiet over it.
  21. Thinking about getting to live with my best friend when we’re on our own for college.
  22. Planning out my future apartments design/furniture.
  23. Rolling around in a just made bed with fresh sheets.
  24. Pens that write really well and fit perfectly in your hand.
  25. Hella rad, hella dark, matte red lipstick.
  26. The smell of espresso/coffee.
  27. Plush and squishy duvets.
  28. Using brand new mascara for the first time.
  29. Warm Butterberg that leaves behind a whip cream mustache when you drink it.
  30. Cold weekends when i can sit outside and see my breath in the air.
  31. Girls nights in with starbucks, soda, baked goods, and cheesy movies.
  32. Seeing my friends succeed at things they’ve worked hard on.
  33. The feeling when someone lightly traces their fingers down my back/across my hips.
  34. Sharing a bed with my friend and just knowing they’re right beside me.
  35. Having someone play with my hair.
  36. Hoodies that fit loosely and hang to my knees.
  37. Wearing my boyfriends hoodies that still smell like him.
  38. Mashed potatoes.
  39. Buying something expensive with money I’ve earned.
  40. Songs split for headphones, particularly ones that play the acoustic version in one ear and the original in the other.
  41. Doing my eyebrows perfectly.
  42. Falling asleep to music or my favorite youtubers videos.
  43. Wearing super cute beanies.
  44. The smell of Hot Topic hair dye.
  45. Having “girl talk/gossip” time.
  46. Risking only getting 4 hours of sleep to talk to a select few people.

working @ starbucks, here are some things i experienced:

  • a girl dumped her cheating boyfriend by ordering a hazelnut frappe and asking me to write “cheating jerk” and i asked my manager if i could say that and she told me to go ahead - an argument broke out after that and then the girl pulled out the receipts and then called the other girl on skype and basically i and all my co-workers experienced something truly iconic
  • got yelled at by a customer once for being unable to make a drink from the “secret menu” because we were low on supplies, dude asked for the manager only to be told the same thing i said
  • without fail for the last three weeks a dude would show up in full-blown naruto cosplay, orders in THE VOICE, strikes a pose, and asks me to write “naruto” on the cup every time - they’re so serious about, but it’s funny so there are literally no complaints (we get excited when it happens)
  • coffee dates between an elderly couple every friday @ 1pm without fail - it melts my heart because they’ll come in and order and he’ll pull out her seat for her and get the drinks and then they spend about half an hour talk while holding hands over the table
  • sometimes, if im lucky (meaning im scheduled to work), this kid would show up and play their guitar - no one ever complains so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • i once had a little girl give me a sticker because her mom told her i knew how to make her drink so well which made her happy and so the little girl wanted to pay me back (i still have the sticker)