starbucks holiday drink

anonymous asked:

how gom + kagami & kiyoshi would flirt with their barista while ordering a holiday drink

I’m using the holiday Starbucks drink list just because! 

Akashi: He asks for a Toffee Nut latte, and he tries to talk coffee to you, although he knows almost nothing about it. You giggle at his attempt, but Akashi actually stutters and elaborates falsely on topics he doesn’t know, so you just stand there, nodding like you understand what he’s saying. AKASHI HOLDS UP THE LINE, but he doesn’t really care because he thinks you’re cute. He ends up contradicting himself, and you burst out in laughter, and that’s when he asks for your number.

Aomine: When you give him his drink, a Peppermint Mocha, he eyes you subtly and drinks it, proclaiming that it’s way too sweet. He’s one of those flirters who give you a damn hard time and makes you HATE him and he consistently comes back to the store, requesting the same thing each time and also complaining, and singles you out so you’re the only one who knows how to make the drink. You actually hate his guts, but one day when you were giving him the drink, he calls you “sweetheart” and asks when your break ends. You try to blow him off, but he waits in the store for you. 

Kise: Kise bonds with you over the design of the cups. He asks for a chestnut praline latte, and is coy in his flirting. He does things like lean over the counter, ask for extra cups of water, and lingers there longer than usual. He comes back several times and it doesn’t take long for you to realize he’s flirting. He slips his number with a napkin one day when you’re giving him his drink - giving you the option to text him first or not. 

Midorima: With a bit of pushing from you, his regular barista, Midorima opts for something else besides the flat white. He gets the eggnog latte since he’s a fan of eggnog, and he always overly sweats when he’s in line because he gets nervous when he talks to you. He doesn’t linger like Kise in the coffee shop, but he brings his books there so he can study and look at you make coffee from afar. One day, he stays there longer than usual and you go on your break and plop down next to him, scaring him a bit, and that’s how you relationship takes off. 

Murasakibara: Mura is one of those people at Starbucks who never get any drinks, they just get food. He enjoys the Gingerbread loaf and he always gets like 10 so you know he is notorious for this. One day, you suggest for him to get the gingerbread latte to duplicate the flavor, and he loves it so so much, he kind of harasses you to get the recipe. You told him you couldn’t tell him, so he kind of slyly asks if he can see you outside of your work hours so you can show him how to make it. 

Kuroko: He loves the pumpkin spice latte and he always asks for extra whipped cream. He becomes known as the boy who asks for that, and you’re the barista who always gives him a LOT of extra cream, so he’s drawn to you because of that. Kuroko is very shy so he’s unsure of how to approach you, but one day, he comes right before your break and catches you as you leave. He kind of stops you and says like “you’re extra whipped cream girl-chan,” and you giggle and he compliments what you’re wearing and then smoothly transitions into getting your number (smoOOTh kuroko) 

Kagami: Kagami kind of blunders into Starbucks very confused because Himuro wanted him to order something so he just asks you (a very pretty barista) some recommendations and you gave him a caramel latte. He was just really fascinated with your smooth actions in making the coffee so when you gave it to him, he was kind of staring at you incessantly, and he accidentally dropped one cup (because kagami is clumsy af). He blushes heavily and tries to leave the store, but you make him another one and draws a smiley face on the cup for him to feel better. He comes back, basically every day to try to catch you at your shift since the incident. 

Kiyoshi: Kiyoshi loves the Christmas cookie latte, and he discovered that through you. as an indecisive person, he couldn’t decide among the lists of drinks so he asks you, his barista, your favorite, and since then he’s been loving the cookie latte. He always comes to see you - his excuse being that he wants his latte with different variations (sometimes less sugar, with a pump of peppermint) and you accommodate to his needs. He knows your name and the name of your shift mates, so you’re unaware that he’s flirting with you. One day, you bump into him right before you start your shift and he asks for your number and also to treat you out for lunch during your break. 

excuse my shitty edit, but i’ve decided to put together all the links into one place that i’ve found that i want to reference, mainly writing and food. (will be adding more constantly) (updated: 1/26/16)

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food tips:

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  • s'mores stuffed pizza cookies
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Peter in the fall! Do you hear me!

• Peter Parker in sweaters and big foofy scarves
• Peter bringing you to that place with the big fire pits and free marshmallows for roasting because he doesn’t know how to use the fireplace
• cold fingers -discreetly- sneaking under your shirt
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r ed c h e e k s && n o s e
• Peter with whipped cream on his face from the ridiculous holiday Starbucks drink he gets
• making fun of him
• kissing it off
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Thanksgiving dinner with the Parkers
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BONUS WINTER!PETER

• waking him up wearing nothing but one of his tacky reindeer sweaters
• him getting embarrassed and then horny and then embarrassed that he was horny
• even though that was the whole point, Peter
• but he makes you open presents first anyway
• wearing the little spider charm necklace he gave you during sex after
• “Merry Christmas darling”
• “You’re such an old man Pete”

Sithen's Master Post????

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  • The male torso
  • Drawing glowing stuff in SAI
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  • Muscular male with bow stock photos
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  • How to portray a bubbly character.
  • How to portray a power driven character.
  • How to portray the shy character.
  • Playing a character under the influence of drugs.
  • Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.
  • Portraying a hippie.
  • Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.
  • Playing a character with asthma.
  • Portraying characters who have secrets.
  • Portraying a recovering alcoholic.
  • Portraying a sex addict.
  • How to play someone creepy.
  • Portraying a foreigner.
  • Portraying an emotionally detatched character.
  • How to play a character with social anxiety.
  • Portraying a character who is high.
  • How to play a strong, female character.
  • Writing a character with a hangover.
  • Playing angry characters.
  • Playing a character who is smarter than you.
  • Playing and writing autistic characters.
  • Portraying a trans character.
  • How to portray a dominant character.
  • Playing a character who is faking a disorder.
  • Playing a prisoner.
  • Playing the opposite sex.
  • Portraying a character who has PTSD.
  • Playing a character who stutters.
  • Portraying characters with Aspergers Syndrome.
  • How to play a depressed character who selfharms.
  • Portraying the “dumb” character.
  • How to portray a lesbian.
  • How to play a blind character.
  • How to play a sexual assault victim.
  • Writing a compulsive gambler.
  • Writing a closeted character.
  • Playing a werewolf.
  • Writing a character with an addiction to sex.
  • Writing a character who is drunk.
  • Portraying a character who is British.
  • Playing a Brit.
  • Portraying a character with amnesia.
  • Playing heroes.
  • Portraying a witty character.
  • How to play an INTJ.
  • How to play a vampire.
  • How to play a character who is manipulative.
  • Portraying the natural born leader.
  • Portraying the character who is flirtatious.
  • Writing a nice character.
  • How to portray a character who has asthma.
  • Playing a character with ADHD.
  • Writing characters with anxiety.
  • Amnesia
  • Children
  • A Death Scene
  • Loosing Someone (2)
  • Old Persons
  • Physical Injuries (2, 3)
  • Sexual Abuse (2)
  • Fight Scenes (2, 3, 4)
  • Horror
  • Torture
  • How to Describe the Body Shape of Female Characters
  • Character Apperance Help
  • Words to Describe Voice
  • Body Language Cheat Sheet
  • Character Development Exercises
  • 101 Character Development Questions
  • Character Development 101
  • Art of Character Development
  • Introducing Characters
  • Characters You Need to Reinvent
  • Making Characters Likeable
  • Heros and Villains
  • Describing Clothing
  • Understanding Body Language
  • 100 Positive Traits
  • Mental Illness in Writing
  • Conflicts and Characters
  • Fictional Character Name Generator
  • Fictional Character Name AND Personality Generator
  • Actors
  • Ballet Dancer (2)
  • Christianity
  • Foreigners
  • Gamblers
  • Hinduism
  • Hitmen
  • Satanism
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  • Stoners
  • Taoism
  • Journalists
  • Vegetarians
  • Australia
  • Boston
  • California (2, 3)
  • England/Britain (2, 3, 4, 5)
  • New York
  • Prison
  • London
  • The South (2)
  • Females (2)
  • Males (2)
  • Transgender People
  • Female Names (2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Male Names (2, 3, 4, 5) 
  • Last Names  (2, 3, 4)
  • Song Lyrics Masterlist
  • Songs for Biographies
  • Favorite Quotes: TV and Movies
  • Favorite Quotes: Notable Authors
  • Favorite Quotes: Celebrities
  • Favorite Quotes: Popular Books (2)
  • Quotes From Songs
  • Character Quotes
  • Masterlist of Bio Lyrics
  • Masterlist of Bio Quotes
  • Masterlist of Song Lyrics
  • Biography Lyrics
  • A Masterlist of Quotes
  • +130 Quotes
  • How to: Write a Kiss (2)
  • Different Types of Kisses
  • Writing Out the First Kiss
  • Placement of Speech Tags
  • Grammar and Spelling
  • Grammar Slammer!
  • American vs. British Grammar
  • HyperGrammar
  • Grammar Girl
  • Punctuating Dialogue
  • How to Use the Semicolon
  • Introduction to the Basic Rules of Punctuation
  • Comma 101
  • All About Dialouge
  • 11 Grammar Tips
  • Comma Usage
  • Correct Use of Apostrophe
  • Proofreading
  • Transition Words
  • 40+ Tips to Improve your Grammar and Punctuation
  • Better Writing: Grammar & Spelling
  • Semicolons and Colons
  • Underlining and Italicizing
  • Dashes and Parentheses
  • Hyphens
  • Apostrophes
  • The Ellipsis
  • List of 1000+ Adjectives
  • Writing A Novel Using the Snowflake Method
  • Effectively Outlining Your Novel
  • Conflict and Character Within Story Structure
  • Outlining Your Plot
  • Ideas, Plots and Using the Premise Sheets
  • How To Write A Novel
  • Creating Conflict and Sustaining Suspense
  • Plunge Right In…Into Your Story, That Is
  • Tips for Creating a Compelling Plot
  • 36 (plus one) Dramatic Situations
  • The Evil Overlord Devises A Plot: Excerpt from Stupid Plot Tricks
  • Conflict Test
  • What is Conflict?
  • Monomyth
  • The Hero’s Journey: Summary of Steps
  • Outline Your Novel in Thirty Minutes
  • Plotting Without Fears
  • Novel Outlining 101
  • Writing The Perfect Scene
  • One-Page Plotting
  • The Great Swampy Middle
  • How Can You Know What Belongs In Your Book?
  • Create A Plot Outline in 8 Easy Steps
  • How to Organize and Develop Ideas for Your Novel
  • Create Structure in your novel using index cards
  • Choosing the best outline method for you
  • Hatch’s Plot Bank
  • Name generator 1
  • Name generator 2
  • Meanings of any names
  • Popular baby names
  • Upper class names
  • Common last names
  • Fancy last names
  • Aristocratic/royal names
  • Random name generator
  • Random place name generator
  • List of latin words
  • English to latin translator
  • English to greek translat
  • Greek mythology database
  • The culture of ancient rome
  • List of legendary creatures
  • Fantasy name generator
  • Names that have specific meanings
  • Surname master post
  • Fight Scenes (2, 3, 4)
  • Words to use while writing combat
  • What not to do while you’re character’s fighting
  • Disarming person with gun (gif)
  • Managing pain
  • Torture
  • Playing a character with an eating disorder.
  • Playing a character with ADHD.
  • Portraying a character who is anti-social.
  • Writing characters with anxiety.
  • How to portray someone with dyslexia.
  • Amnesia
  • How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.
  • Portraying a character with severe depression.
  • How to portray a character who has asthma.
  • Mental Illness in Writing
  • How to play a blind character.
  • Writing a compulsive gambler
  • Portraying a character who has PTSD.
  • Playing a character who stutters.
  • Portraying characters with Aspergers Syndrome.
  • How to play a depressed character who selfharms.
  • How to portray a sociopath
  • How to play a mentally ill/insane character.
  • Writing a character who self-harms.
  • Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.
  • Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.
  • Portraying the shopaholic.
  • Portraying a mute character.
  • Portraying a kleptomaniac.
  • Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.
  • Writing a character with depression.
  • Writing a character with schizophrenia.
  • Playing a fe/male character.
  • Writing a character with Nymphomania.
  • How to write a character with HPD.
  • Portraying a character with diabetes.
  • Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.
  • Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.
  • Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.
  • Writing insane characters.
  • Playing a pyromaniac.
  • Playing characters with memory loss.
  • How to write a character who smokes.
  • How to write characters with PTSD.
  • Playing and writing autistic characters.
  • Playing a character with cancer.
  • Playing a character under the influence of drugs.
  • How to RP a blind character.
  • How to play a character with social anxiety.
  • How to write a mute character.1
  • Types of Mental Illnesses
  • Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.
  • How to portray a character high on cocaine.
  • Tips on writing a drug addict.
  • Writing insane characters.
  • Writing a character with an addiction to sex.
  • Portraying a recovering alcoholic.
  • Writing a character who is drunk.
  • How to portray a character high on cocaine.
  • Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.
  • Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.
  • Writing a character with a hangover
  • Writing a character who is drunk
  • Writing Drunk Characters
  • Colors
  • Description: Ethnicity and Skin Tone
  • Descriptive words for skin tones
  • Describing Clothing
  • How to Describe the Body Shape of Female Characters
  • Character Apperance Help
  • Words to Describe Voice
  • helpful descriptive words
  • Eyes
  • Weather Example
  • Establishing The Right Point of View
  • How to Start Writing in the Third Person
  • The I Problem
  • Editing Recipe
  • Cliche Finder
  • Revising Your Novel: Read What You’ve Written
  • Writing 101: Revising A Novel
  • 20 Common Grammar Mistakes That (Almost) Everyone Makes
  • Synonyms for the Most Commonly Used Words of the English Language
  • Grammar Urban Legends
  • 234 synonyms for ‘said’
  • How To Rewrite
  • Placement of Speech Tags
  • Grammar and Spelling
  • Grammar Slammer!
  • American vs. British Grammar
  • HyperGrammar
  • Grammar Girl
  • Punctuating Dialogue
  • How to Use the Semicolon
  • Introduction to the Basic Rules of Punctuation
  • Comma 101
  • All About Dialouge
  • 11 Grammar Tips
  • Comma Usage
  • Correct Use of Apostrophe
  • Proofreading
  • Transition Words
  • 40+ Tips to Improve your Grammar and Punctuation
  • Better Writing: Grammar & Spelling
  • Semicolons and Colons
  • Underlining and Italicizing
  • Dashes and Parentheses
  • Hyphens
  • Apostrophes
  • The Ellipsis 
  • Tip Of My Tongue - Find the word you’re looking for
  • Write or Die - Stay motivated
  • Stay Focused - Tool for Chrome, lock yourself out of distracting websites
  • My Writing Nook - Online Text Editor, Free
  • Bubbl.us - Online Mind Map Application, Free
  • Family Echo - Online Family Tree Maker, Free
  • Freemind - Mind Map Application; Free; Windows, Mac, Linux, Portable
  • Xmind - Mind Map Application; Free; Windows, Mac, Linux, Portable
  • Liquid Story Binder - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free trial, $45.95; Windows, Portable
  • Scrivener - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free trial, $39.95; Mac
  • SuperNotecard - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free trial, $29; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable
  • yWriter - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free; Windows, Linux, portable
  • JDarkRoom - Minimalist Text Editing Application; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable
  • AutoRealm - Map Creation Application; free; Windows, Linux with Wine

Beauty, Makeup & Fashion 

  • 6 makeup tips
  • 3-D Lip Effect
  • avocado facial mask (dry skin)
  • banana facial mask (moisturizes)
  • beauty tips to reinvent your look
  • best eye shadow looks for winter
  • bloody halloween nails
  • cool makeup tips
  • Cosplay eye makeup
  • coverup tattoos
  • easy make up tips
  • everyday makeup tutorial
  • Eyeliner ref
  • eyeliner tricks
  • filling in eyebrows
  • how to contour
  • How To Have Good Skin
  • how to make any color of lipstick… from crayons
  • how to make your own temporary tattoo
  • lipstick tricks
  • list of oils to add to your face masks
  • make up tips (more) (more) (more) (more)
  • Make up tips masterpost
  • Make Your Own Pore Strips
  • must know make up tips (more) (more)
  • natural beauty remedies
  • punk rock make up
  • Smoky eye
  • sparkly party makeup
  • strawberry facial mask (acne prone skin)
  • the trick to liquid eyeliner
  • waxing vs. shaving
  • what makeup suits you?
  • what you need to know about beauty
  • Where to apply perfume
  • Winged Eyeliner Tricks
  • yogurt facial mask (sensitive skin)
  • 1000+ everything clothing ref
  • Amazing Clothing Site
  • Awesome jackets
  • beatles-themed outfits
  • Comic book made dresses
  • cloaks
  • fashion inspiration
  • Find Clothes a character has worn on Television
  • green day-inspired outfits (1)(2)(3)
  • hecka adorable tights
  • Hella Cute Dress
  • hella rad ear cuffs
  • Hella Rad Stockings
  • hella sexy 50s halter dress
  • Holy Shit Gloves
  • Jungle Tribe purse (so bad ass)
  • knit fairy tale hoods
  • leather fairy tale footwear
  • motherfucking medieval circlet crown things
  • more badass tights
  • More Hella Rad Stockings
  • No Sew Infinity Scarf
  • old fashioned clothes
  • panda onesie
  • pop art dress
  • rad leggings
  • sherlock-inspired outfits
  • The Most Hella Skirt I Have Ever Seen
  • 101 things to do with your hair
  • Anna’s Coronation Hair (from Frozen) 
  • bad hair day fixes
  • best at home hair dye
  • best hair products under $10
  • black hair care
  • bleaching your hair
  • braided bun
  • braided headband
  • braided ponytail
  • braid + bun updo
  • cutting your own hair
  • Diagonal Bow Braid
  • different ways to braid
  • DIY beach waves
  • DIY dry shampoo
  • double wrap braid
  • dreadlocks
  • dutch braid crown
  • Elsa’s Braid (from Frozen)
  • Feather Waterfall and Ladder Braid
  • find the right flat iron
  • find the right type of shampoo
  • Fishtail Braid
  • French Braid
  • hair care tips for bleached hair
  • homemade hair treatments
  • home remedies for dandruff
  • Lace Braid
  • lovely bun with braids
  • Make your hair shinier
  • Messy Bun
  • Messy Side Braid
  • pin curls!
  • Princess Belle’s Hairstyle
  • Quick and easy hairstyles
  • removing split ends
  • romantic curls
  • Snow White Inspired Hair
  • styling short hair
  • taming frizzy hair
  • thinning hair
  • treating head lice
  • wig care
  • Woven Knot
  • 101 things to do with your hair
  • 101 things to do with your hair
  • Anna’s Coronation Hair (from Frozen) 
  • bad hair day fixes
  • best at home hair dye
  • best hair products under $10
  • black hair care
  • braided bun
  • braided headband
  • braided ponytail
  • braid + bun updo
  • cutting your own hair
  • Diagonal Bow Braid
  • different ways to braid
  • DIY beach waves
  • DIY dry shampoo
  • double wrap braid
  • dreadlocks
  • dutch braid crown
  • Elsa’s Braid (from Frozen)
  • Feather Waterfall and Ladder Braid
  • Fishtail Braid
  • French Braid
  • hair care tips for bleached hair
  • homemade hair treatments
  • home remedies for dandruff
  • Lace Braid
  • lovely bun with braids
  • Messy Bun
  • Messy Side Braid
  • pin curls!
  • Princess Belle’s Hairstyle
  • Quick and easy hairstyles
  • romantic curls
  • Snow White Inspired Hair
  • styling short hair
  • wig care
  • Woven Knot

School

  • Advice on college
  • Alternatives to buying expensive textbooks
  • An already typed essay at your fingertips(type the subject and press random stuff and an essay forms. TO KIND OF HELP)
  • The Answer(s) to all of Your Problems
  • Answers to the textbook
  • AP Cram Packets
  • bibliography maker
  • calculators (includes graphing, geometric, stats etc)
  • citing social media
  • Crash course in any subject with John Green
  • Dorm room survival
  • download free books
  • educational links fucking galore
  • essay structure guide
  • finals survival guide
  • Flashcards
  • For Juniors or Seniors With Low Income Families Looking For Scholarships
  • Free Educational resources for anyone and everyone 
  • Free online college classes
  • Free online textbooks
  • google citations
  • googling tips
  • Grade calculator
  • help in a ton of subjects
  • Help on reading/researching
  • Helps you in any subject
  • help with memorizing and testing
  • homework help
  • How to cope with College Rejection
  • How to Format an Essay
  • how to google
  • how to study, Study guide
  • How to survive college masterpost
  • how to talk to and help an anxiety-ridden friend
  • improve your studying skills
  • keep taking your mind off of it
  • Learning Websites Masterpage
  • make flash cards
  • Masterpost of writing software
  • math problem solver (2) , (3)
  • more essay writing help
  • my favorite tutoring website
  • One of the best learning websites
  • Organizing 101
  • Organizing 102
  • panic and anxiety information masterpost
  • picking up a hobby can relax you during the school year!!
  • Procrastinator?
  • pull an all nighter but do well on your exam
  • Rape Escape
  • Relaxation techniques
  • Scholarpedia
  • Sites to help you not get distracted with other sites. (Mac)(PC)
  • Social media citing
  • Stress Analyst
  • Time Management
  • Tips before/during an exam
  • Tips on Exams
  • Tip of my tongue
  • Website that is always relevant.
  • when to go to sleep/wake up
  • Whole page dedicated to studying/organizing
  • how to get high marks and be on tumblr at the same time
  • science, but in actual english
  • music to help you study
  • selfcontrol: a website help with distracting websites
  • a site that explains literally everything
  • organizing your time, studying strategies, etc..
  • study skills
  • how to google
  • learn to revise
  • getting motivated to study
  • tips for a productive study break
  • when to go to bed
  • equivalent to microsoft word
  • free online books
  • excuses for no homework
  • a way to high marks and be on tumblr the same time.
  • science translated to english :)
  • collection of studying mixes
  • selfcontrol and various pomodoro method site blockers are extremely helpful when you know you need to shut down your access to distracting websites
  • the best learning websites eVER i ii iii
  • organizing your time, studying strategies.. etc
  • study skills
  • learning how to revise
  • improving your revision skills
  • alt. to wikipedia
  • final exams guide
  • get motivated to study
  • microsoft word equivalent
  • “no homework” excuses
  • An already typed essay at your fingertips(type the subject and press random stuff and an essay forms)
  • bibliography maker
  • Didn’t listen in class?
  • make flash cards
  • math problem solver i ii
  • Online Ruler
  • when to go to sleep/wake up
  • how to look busy at work/school
  • Masterlist of study tips
  • How to Study Well
  • a whole blog dedicated to study motivation, tips, and advice!
  • chrome extension that prevents procrastination
  • get cute kittens for writing!
  • this is strangely relaxing and helps me focus
  • Yummy Brain Food
  • Techniques for Studying and Learning
  • Time Management
  • Google citations
  • Googling Tips
  • Citing Social Media
  • good background study mixes i ii iii iv v vi 
  • A Whole Bunch of Study Playlists
  • Thinking & Memorizing Tips
  • Research & Reading Tips
  • Finals Help Guide
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  • Pull an All Nighter & Do Well On Your Exam
  • AP Cram Packets
  • BECOMING AN ADULT HELLA RAD
  • Studying With Tumblr
  • Learn A New Language
  • Pull An All-Nighter With An Exam The Next Day
  • Write A Kick Ass Essay
  • Helpful Website For All Your Learning Needs
  • Essay Typer (omg this made me cry ok)
  • Feed People Rice By Getting Questions Right
  • Need Help With Math?
  • No More Wikipedia
  • Google Like A Boss
  • Type A Phrase To Find A Word
  • Crash Course (John Green Does History, hint hint)
  • Online Ruler
  • How To Look Busy (But You Aren’t)
  • Hella Free BooksTake A Productive Study Break
  • Y’all Don’t Need Microsoft Word
  • Get Motivated To Study
  • Free Shipping Books
  • Do’s And Don’t’s: College Applications
  • Bibliography Maker
  • how to survive college 
  • Scholarpedia (basically Wikipedia but with reliable sources)
  • solve any math problem
  • how to effectively pull an all-nighter
  • teaches everything
  • An already typed essay at your fingertips(type the subject and press random stuff and an essay forms)
  • bibliography maker
  • Didn’t listen in class?
  • look for your worksheets on here
  • finals survival guide
  • free microsoft word alternative
  • homework help
  • learn geography
  • make flash cards
  • math problem solver (2)
  • Masterpost of writing software
  • online ruler
  • pull an all nighter but do well on your exam
  • Stress Analyst
  • when to go to sleep/wake up
  • how to wake up in the morning
  • learn how to study
  • Masterlist of study tips
  • How to cite
  • Take online college courses
  • How to multiply big numbers

Bored?

  • answer trivia questions and give people rice
  • make a a giant squid pillow!
  • make your own acapella band
  • live ocean
  • pokemon secret base
  • read creepy wikipedia articles
  • read more creepy wikipedia articles 
  • disney lies/ urban legends (probs not real like-)
  • this will take you to a cool place
  • your online garden
  • sand art online
  • wow just open it omg
  • cool websites for wasting time (1, 2, 3 )
  • how to help someone who is suicidal
  • make a blanket nest
  • click daily to give free food to an animal shelter
  • 2500 Japanese emoticons 
  • homemade wax
  • gift ideas for cat lovers
  • moss graffiti
  • make a flower crown
  • night vale monopoly
  • learn how to survive a zombie apocalypse
  • how to play ‘sherlock’
  • supernatural workout
  • learn a new language!
  • learn london slang
  • take personality tests
  • make gifs
  • see what its like to live on minimum wage
  • watch great vines
  • make glitter out of salt
  • make dip-dyed shoes
  • learn to read korean in 15 minutes
  • how to make origami
  • color matching game
  • fun sites masterpost
  • how to be an adult
  • check your postlimit
  • make a wand
  • find out if a website is safe
  • make a font from your handwriting
  • night vale monopoly
  • learn how to survive a zombie apocalypse
  • how to play ‘sherlock’
  • supernatural workout
  • learn a new language!
  • learn london slang
  • take personality tests
  • watch this video
  • make gifs
  • see what its like to live on minimum wage
  • watch great vines
  • give people free rice by answering trivia!
  • make a flower crown
  • turn your handwriting into a font
  • take a dialect test
  • learn how to write elvish
  • take this amazingly accurate color quiz
  • live kitty cam
  • Boredom masterpost 
  • really interesting websites
  • cute videos
  • vines
  • free hugs
  • fun sites masterpost
  • useless websites
  • play some dumb games
  • color matching game
  • games you played back in the day
  • really cute online games
  • cards against humanity pdf (a must!!)
  • sushi cat 
  • takes you to a random location and you have to guess where you are
  • akinator, the web genie (like guess who!!)
  • create a fake tweet
  • over 100 cool games
  • make punk edits
  • play mario for free
  • learn another language
  • make HUGE unpoppable bubbles
  • make a fat lady eat apples (lol)
  • play some piano
  • draw a stick man and watch the story!
  • listen to drunk people’s ideas
  • thousands of stars (you can zoom in/out and learn about them)
  • check if a username is taken (any site! twitter/tumblr, etc)
  • draws stuff as you move your curser
  • tell your thoughts to no one
  • play with cob web
  • make music with balloons
  • a list of cool sites
  • learn to play the guitar
  • learn to build a ship in a bottle
  • learn origami
  • learn some yoyo tricks
  • make your own stuffed animals
  • how to decorate iphone cases
  • make a candle

Hope you enjoy! And sorry for the long post! :B

Peeta (HOLIDAYish? Peter Parker One Shot)

Request: None

A/N: Hey, everyone! I decided to take a little break from requests and do an imagine/one shot that I’ve come up with myself! So if you want a part 2 (which is very very holiday focused) let me know! Or maybe one from Peter’s point of view? It only seemed fit to write this first because it’s the holidays so why not have some holiday Peter feels? Also I think this situation would be set before or at the beginning stages of Peter gaining powers and becoming Spider-Man. I don’t think he would need caffeine or even have the time to sit down and do his homework in a coffee shop once he’s Spidey. Just wanted to state that lool anyways, hope you enjoy! ;)

Summary: Peter is a regular at your Starbucks and you are a regular part-time barista.

Warnings: None other than the fact that it’s kinda long? I don’t know, it’s been a while since I wrote. Also its pretty cheesy and fluffy.

Originally posted by gounderoos

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triwiizard  asked:

i don't even supergirl but once again your writing is politely forcing me to ship something hmu with some christmas supercorp headcanons

lmao ‘politely forcing’ aka my usual method of persuasion also i love how this is like the second ship i’ve gotten you into, from a show you don’t even watch 

  • ANYWAY so lena is used to spending christmases alone, like before she went to boarding school it was usually only her and lex and maybe the housekeeper, but usually not, and then when he left for metropolis, it was usually just lena and whatever meals isabel had prepped and frozen for her before leaving to be with her family for the holidays.  and once she was in boarding school, it was much the same, she’s not ever invited home save for her senior year and she starts to wonder if that was all contrived, all some plot of her mother’s to humiliate her, to break her into something she could control
    • yikes that got sadder than i had intended (and i intended it to be p sad) but the point is that lena’s used to holidays alone, college saw a one well intentioned girl dropping hints abt lena going back to hers for christmas but lena was still a little gun shy when it came to Actual Relationships and then the news abt lex broke and that girl dropped her ass faster than lena could’ve predicted, but honestly she’s not surprised
      • so she spends the time spanning from november to january alone, usually drinking wildly expensive scotch and buying herself way too much shit to make up for the fact that the entire city is lit up with light, that people are happy and with people they love and her apartment is unchanged, just as empty as it was the rest of the year.  when she makes her move to gain control of l corp from her mother and the board, she starts working through the holidays, trying to prove herself capable and dedicated and then when she gets it, gets the company, then she has a reason to ignore the holidays (even though she’s always sure to make sure holiday bonuses are on time and no one, not even the cleaning staff or jess or anyone is scheduled to come in starting from the 23rd and running through the 1st of the year)
        • this was a v long way of saying that lena hates this time of year and honestly dread fills her entire being whenever the first notes of a christmas song start to play in the elevator to her office on the day after thanksgiving 
  • ANYWAY kara LITERALLY loves christmas so much, she really does, and the danvers were always a relatively festive family, like they did the whole thing with the lights and ice skating and hot cocoa but then alex was older and not as interested AND THEN kara comes along and its like having a little kid all over again so they go all out her first few christmases and even after jeremiah ‘dies’, eliza and alex work really really hard to keep it up bc even if it hurts its better than wallowing, better to try and get kara to smile than to stare at the empty spot at the table
    • basically kara is the Most Festive.  like you are kidding yourself if you think she does not deck the fuckin halls and drink every holiday starbucks drink and spend way too much time picking out the perfect gifts for everyone she loves.  my girl is so holly jolly that she even manages to get alex in the spirit of things, usually ending with alex a lil tipsy from heavily liquored eggnog but wearing a santa hat and elf shoes just the same
      • the superfriends find it terribly endearing bc duh and everyone goes along with it, goes caroling at the children’s hospital, goes on a tour of the city lights, the whole nine yards bc who on earth or any other planet could say no to that face
  • so you have Lena, the Grinch, and Kara, the Ghost of Every Christmas Ever and their first christmas together is actually p funny and also a little sad bc they’re not even dating and lena’s just lost what little family she had left and kara’s feeling so bad about it and then when she finds out that lena spent thanksgiving alone, is planning on spending christmas alone too she feels even WORSE and appears at lcorp with a bunch of thanksgiving leftovers under the pretense of having lunch with lena but with full intentions to casually invite lena to friendsmas
    • and its a little awkward and uncomfortable at first bc lena’s still smarting from what kara said to her, still a little hurt that she wouldn’t just come out and say what needed to be said, that she came at her in such a sideways way, but kara’s just so damned earnest that lena can see she didn’t mean to hurt her, that she was scared and tired and lena understands that, cant imagine the fear she must have been going through, thinking she and everyone like her were about to die and even if kara still thinks supergirl is a secret, lena knows and can forgive her so they warm up p quickly and then kara’s slipping the topic of christmas into conversation and lena sort of waves it off, something about no rest for the wicked and then kara’s bumping her shoulder gently and leading into it in the most obvious way like so i usually host christmas over at my place….. and lena’s sort of just looking at her bc, bless her, she has no idea what kara’s getting at so kara’s continuing, rambling i’d really love it if you’d come because i dont think anyone should be alone but i completely understand if you think it’ll be too much but it’s really fun i swear!  we do party games and alex makes really strong eggnog and 
      • and then lena’s laughing a little, a small watery little laugh and asking when she should be over, what she should bring and hiding her panic bc literally????  she doesnt think she’s ever been around anyone but lex for christmas, and their christmases were very different, she’s sure, and all her memories are tinged with bitterness now, with heartache, so how the fuck???  is she supposed to act??????
    • kara makes it pretty easy tbh.  lena shows up five minutes early with some wildly expensive alcohol from her personal collection and like so many fucking presents and kara’s eyes go a little wide before they go soft, filling in the blanks, picking up the tense of lena’s shoulders and then she’s pulling her in and telling her that alex just made the eggnog, but there’s still plenty, dont worry and then she’s in the middle of what one can only describe as a winter wonderland and holy SHIT maybe lena didnt think this through
      • but its……literally the best christmas lena’s ever had and it shows and kara mentions her yearly new years eve party and lena’s like i’ll bring the champagne
  • next christmas tho they’re together and lena spends most nights at kara’s and she really shouldnt be surprised by how early she starts decorating but the morning after thanksgiving, lena stumbles of the bedroom, still kind of hungover and definitely still working her way through the food coma aftermath, and kara’s just……just fuckn surrounded by boxes labeled CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!  and lena’s like oh please no, not today and kara’s throwing some tinsel at her and holding up one of the many sprigs of mistletoe she has stashed away for moments just like this and lena’s rolling her eyes but she’s also not stopping kara from pushing a santa hat into her hands when she leans into a kiss, even gamely puts it on and promises to help but some of us dont have kryptonian immunity to hangovers, so i’ll need a minute and some coffee
  • HERE ARE THEIR CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS (bc of course kara manages to get lena to actually love christmas and not just humor her)
    • actual city lights flight around national city: they wear dark clothes and stay out of sight, but its amazing and the first time they do it, lena’s still not that super pumped when it comes to flying, so she’s pressed as close to kara as she can be but somewhere mid-flight she starts to relax and enjoy it and kara spends more time watching lena look at the city below them than she does admiring the lights (besides, she has a sneaking suspicion that they’ll be doing this again next year)
    • kara sort of insists on a christmas movie marathon every year and lena’s hopeless, really, just capitulates with a long suffering sigh, but she kind of loves the hot cocoa and the cheesy movies and, mostly, loves how kara’s head inevitably lands in lena’s lap, how kara falls asleep so quickly when lena starts to run her fingers through her hair (and, like, if she keeps watching those damn movies long after kara’s dozed off, she’ll claim that she didn’t want to wake her girlfriend by reaching across for the remote)
    • if you dont think kara has a stocking decorating party every year, you are wrong my friend.  EVERY YEAR.  
      • darling, sweetheart, song of my soul, light of my life, don’t you think we have……maybe too many stockings?
      • every year we grow as people, so every year we need a new stocking.  keep glittering
      • they have literal boxes of stockings bc kara insists that everyone make one and then agrees to store them so there are L I T E R A L piles of boxes of just stockings and when they move in together, lena declared one closet of their new place the Stocking Closet and therefore off limits to her, bc the last three times she tries to get out one of the Stocking Boxes, the entire precarious stack just fuckn collapsed on her so superheroes only, i’m afraid
    • hot cocoa in the park whenever it first snows; lena used to hate the cold with a burning passion, refused to go out for anything longer than ten minutes and even then made sure she was bundled up as warmly as she could manage but she figures that one of the many perks of dating an alien (one alien, in particular, of course) is that your girlfriend could serve as a portable personal space heater, so she’s pretty amenable to a walk in the park (okay, yeah, and it’s pretty adorable how kara’s eyes light up when it starts to snow again, adding to the light dusting on the ground)
    • midnight wrapping sessions; this is less tradition and more necessity as kara was often called away on supergirl duty just as she got started wrapping but there was always a lull in activity around christmas which meant christmas eve was the perfect time to wrap and lena’s usually up then anyway and honestly kara’s pretty excessive with ribbon and tape so lena’s really just there to reign her in a little but its still pretty fun and maybe lena has a habit of disappearing and returning in her bathrobe with a ribbon tied around her waist and…….just her bathrobe with a ribbon tied around her waist (what are you waiting for, supergirl?  don’t you want to unwrap your present?) (it is the literal cheesiest line kara thinks she’s ever heard and its the worst one that lena’s ever said but kara’s still blushing HARD and nodding fast and ditching the wrapping session in a heartbeat)
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Rachel decides to give Kurt’s love life a little nudge. And to Kurt’s amazement, what happens is definitely not a disaster.

“You did WHAT?!”

“Kurt, you have been single for way too long.”

“That’s your…? You… You left my number in a random book in the library?! Rachel, what the hell were you thinking?!”

“That you’ve been single for way too long,” Rachel replied patiently while Kurt only stare, seething. “Oh, come on. I left it between the pages of Hamlet, it won’t be picked up by any weirdo.”

“Oh, gosh. Sorry, I didn’t realize,” Kurt sassed through his teeth. “Rachel, you go back to that library and you rip OFF the page you wrote my number on!”

“I can’t do that,” Rachel said with a fake gasp. “It’s Hamlet!”

“You already wrote on it!”

“With good intentions. Shakespeare would forgive me.”

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