top five fantasies victor had about yuri that yuri accidentally shattered
1. yuuri katsuki: international man of mystery
yuuri katsuki is not an international man of mystery. he is not an assassin, or a spy, which victor had begun to suspect by the time he first arrived in hasetsu. and that was a shame, because victor thought he could only be seduced that thoroughly by spies, and being an assassin would explain why he never called once, vanished into thin air, never to be seen again, probably not having existed at all. victor scours his room for clues while yuuri is in the bath, but instead of coming up with a secret weapons cache, all he finds is a hastily stashed collections of posters featuring himself. yuuri katsuki is definitely not an international man of mystery.
however, he is the most beautiful skater victor’s ever seen in his life. he lets music possess him, and when he smiles it sets victor’s whole body on fire because he feels like he earned it. yuuri katsuki is beautifully, wonderfully ordinary. he likes bad hip-hop, milk-flavored candies and he still reads comic books. when he speaks, he’s painfully sincere, more than victor’s ever been about anything in his entire life. he’s completely see-through, once you know where to look. and victor likes that even more.
2. yuuri katsuki is not a classy broad
when victor dreams of yuuri katsuki after the grand prix banquet, he anticipates a man more cultured. which is stupid, because yuuri was a mess the night of the grand prix banquet, but victor had seen him dance, and he thought only a man of refined tastes and pleasures can move so delicately when hammered, and so when he would write dream dates in his dream date diary he would write about taking yuuri to staraya tamozhnya or percoso or EM after a night at the opera, where victor would have blown yuuri thoroughly during an act of carmen in a private box. they would order ten course meals the size of their palms and yuuri would dissect the the wine menu and demand to see the sommelier. he would let victor spoon feed him sweetbreads and sea urchin and shark fin soup, close his eyes and moan.
on the way back from cup of china, they stay overnight in nagasaki before heading back to hasetsu. the restaurant they go to was secretly booked two months in advance, because if victor hadn’t kissed him by now, he was setting himself a deadline. the menu is a 14-course pre fix that thematically incorporates black walnuts.
yuuri orders the house red for 600 yen on happy hour. he wears the same terrible suit with the same awful tie he’s worn everywhere since victor’s known him. he does not like black walnuts. victor eats both of their portions.
which is fine, but it’s mildly disappointing. but on the way back, yuuri’s stomach growls, and victor feels so dumb about the whole thing until they pass by a small supermarket in a mall by the hotel, and yuuri tugs him by the hand inside without saying a word. he quietly picks out ingredients that amount to 1000 yen altogether, roughly 39,000 less than victor spent on dinner, and takes them back to the hotel. then he’s almost mad about it. they get back to the hotel and victor feels a Mood coming on, but then he looks at yuuri who is smiling shy to himself.
“i did this a lot in college,” he says, pouring water from the sink into a cup of noodles. he’s got the hotel’s iron upside down on the vanity and is cooking an egg on it.
“what,” victor says.
“you’ll see,” yuuri replies.
three minutes later, victor has the best meal in his life, second to only yuuri’s mother’s katsudon.
3. yuuri katsuki doesn’t have a foot thing
“what do you mean you don’t have a foot thing?” victor says confused. “everyone has a feet thing.”
“everyone does not have a foot thing, victor,” yuuri says, rolling his eyes. he wiggles his toes at victor anyway, feet in the air. “now c’mere.”
he lets victor fuck his feet anyway.
4. yuuri katsuki is not afraid of ghosts
“victor, what did you expect?” yuuri asks after the movie.
victor had expected to have yuuri curl up under his arm. victor had expected yuuri to hide his face during the scary parts and breathe against his chest, tuck his forehead in the curve of victor’s neck. instead, victor almost threw his drink at the screen and screamed yelled no less than six times.
“i thought you would be scared,” victor admits. the ghost girl made him cry.
“victor, i’m japanese,” yuuri says.
5. yuuri katsuki had an awkward phase
yuuri freaks out when he finds a video of an old performance on the internet, and immediately contacts the person who uploaded it to get it removed.
victor just sees part of the costume over his shoulder and stills. “yuuri. is that you?”
yuuri turns around, wide-eyed, trying to hide the screen behind his back. “no! definitely not me! just some–some weird kid!”
“when was that taken?” he hadn’t seen it in his first yuuri katsuki youtube fest 2014. or his second, two months later. or his third, fourth, or fifth for that matter. if someone out on the internet had more videos, he needed to know who it was.
“never,” yuuri says.
“yuuri.” victor frowns at him, and when that doesn’t work, tries puppy dog eyes.
“my freshman year of college,” yuuri admits. “it was–college in america was weird. i let go for a little bit.”
“like you overate?” victor asks. he’s heard from other skaters in juniors who left the sport for school in the states–they called it the “freshman fifteen.”
“no, like i,” yuuri says, stops, looks away. “i may have spent an entire month on ecstacy.”
“what,” victor says.
“i, i, i liked to party? for awhile, anyway, and it was fun, and i lost control, and anyway, it was just for awhile, but i was still listening to a lot of terrible music by the time i started working on the first free skate for my senior debut, and–”
victor’s snuck around him as he’s been shamefully staring away, and he starts laughing. “are you kidding? you skated to darude’s sandstorm? we have to watch this.”
yuuri tackles victor straight into the table, breaking the laptop. it is three more days before victor can finally watch the video in peace, hiding in the bathroom with his cellphone, before he contacts the guy to ask if there are more.