Star Wars idea. The Galaxy gossip holo mags find out that Vader is being followed everywhere by Dr Aphra and mistakenly think that Aphra is Vader's lover. Aphra finds the situation hilarious, Vader is not amused and Luke wonders if he has a stepmom.
Luke would be slightly horrified if he’s been on Misadventures with her already. Like the Screaming Citadel.
(“She’s not that much older than me, Father.”
“She’s also supposed to be dead, son.”
“So…just checking, this is nonsense as usual?”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”)
Meanwhile Aphra is out somewhere probably wondering if she can make money off of this, or if that would be a truly dreadful idea.
(And just because I love this gif)