star-wars:-galaxy

anonymous asked:

Star Wars idea. The Galaxy gossip holo mags find out that Vader is being followed everywhere by Dr Aphra and mistakenly think that Aphra is Vader's lover. Aphra finds the situation hilarious, Vader is not amused and Luke wonders if he has a stepmom.

Luke would be slightly horrified if he’s been on Misadventures with her already. Like the Screaming Citadel.

(“She’s not that much older than me, Father.”
“She’s also supposed to be dead, son.”
“So…just checking, this is nonsense as usual?”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”)

Meanwhile Aphra is out somewhere probably wondering if she can make money off of this, or if that would be a truly dreadful idea.

(And just because I love this gif)

Originally posted by bixoarts

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It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy….

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977), dir. George Lucas

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It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy… Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

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Guardians of the Galaxy ‘Star Wars style’ posters side by side with the originals.

There’s no doubt a Return of the Jedi/GOTG style poster will be made for Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 when it arrives in theaters.

(GOTG/Star Wars mashup posters created by Matt Ferguson)

Star Wars Galaxy Asks
  • Alderaan: What is the most beautiful sight you have ever seen?
  • Bespin: Do you enjoy a cloudy day?
  • Coruscant: If you could live in a big city, which city would you choose? Describe your ideal home and location if you had unlimited funds!
  • Endor: Which sort of wilderness would you prefer to explore?
  • Geonosis: Are you compassionate towards insects?
  • Hoth: Is snow beautiful and welcome, or unpleasant and inconvenient?
  • Jakku: Name somewhere you never want to return to? And why?
  • Kamino: When did you last see the ocean?
  • Kashyyyk: What is your favourite fluffy creature?
  • Mandalore: Do you believe that peace is always possible?
  • Mon Calamari: Do you like seafood?
  • Mustafar: Do you play with fire?
  • Naboo: If you were a world leader, what would you stand for?
  • Tatooine: Do you like sand..?
  • Yavin 4: What are your squad goals?
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Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt. Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star. When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy… Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)

  • <p> <b>People:</b> why are you so extra about star wars?<p/><b>Me, wearing my replica of The Jacket, wearing R2-D2 socks, holding my Finn action figure and watching Star Wars on my phone with a Darth Vader case as I mouth the lines along with the movie:</b> i didnt know there was this much disrespect in the whole galaxy<p/></p>

today in overthinking star wars—in the galaxy far far away, how did evolution happen? 

Where did sentient life start? Single origin seems unlikely given the diversity of species, so…multiple planets? Which ones? What regions? And unless life started independently on every planet (which, tbh, seems unlikely, since there’s a limited number of sentient species) who emigrated/colonized what from where?

I mean, even if we just restrict it to humans, all the human have to come from some kind of single ancestral gene pool, which means there’s one world humans are native species and then literally all the other worlds where they’re not. So…where did they come from? Or is it so far back in the murky past that no one remembers a time when humans weren’t reproducing like mayflies and setting themselves up as the rulers of uninhabited moons.

is…this one of the things space academics fight over during their conferences

(yes)