star wars planet

inspired by @can-t-figure-it-out‘s star wars au drawings. check them out, they’re SO good! sakura is of course a badass jedi from some random planet. 

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remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”

“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said: “because… there’s no underwear in space.”

he said it with such conviction. like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.

he explained. “you go into space and you become weightless. then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”

i think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. i tell my younger friends that no matter how i go, i want it reported that i drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

rest in peace, carrie fisher (october 21st, 1956 - december 27th, 2016)

As a girl geek, I have learned to differentiate between *nice* male nerds and, well, the *bad* male nerds.

Nice nerds are the types who want to talk about Star Wars, Lovecraft, DC Comics, what the best version of Blade Runner is and are, well, polite and nice with you. They tend to be better and more considerate in bed, too, IMO. 

They’re smart and educated.They’re very cute and endearing. In their own way.

Bad nerds, however, just tend to be angry at women all the time, are bitter, get pissed off on the internet 24/7, keep harping on about Obama’s birth certificate and think maybe the alt-right aren’t so bad. 

The difference is crucial. 

ROBOTS!!

Robots?

No, robots.

Cuddly robots…

Quirky robots!

Possibly robots?

Empathetic robots

Environmentalist robots

Sarcastic robots

Lazy robots

Incompetent robots

Cute robots

Cuter robots

Even cuter robots

ZOMGDOHGDHGDJGH!

Loving robots–

Hero robots…

no wait…

don’t do that…

don’t be a hero…

I know you can be rebuilt but dON’T DO THAT NOOOOOO

Fuck they did it.

MOTHER

FUCKIN

BADASS

ROBOTS

Star Wars Galaxy Asks
  • Alderaan: What is the most beautiful sight you have ever seen?
  • Bespin: Do you enjoy a cloudy day?
  • Coruscant: If you could live in a big city, which city would you choose? Describe your ideal home and location if you had unlimited funds!
  • Endor: Which sort of wilderness would you prefer to explore?
  • Geonosis: Are you compassionate towards insects?
  • Hoth: Is snow beautiful and welcome, or unpleasant and inconvenient?
  • Jakku: Name somewhere you never want to return to? And why?
  • Kamino: When did you last see the ocean?
  • Kashyyyk: What is your favourite fluffy creature?
  • Mandalore: Do you believe that peace is always possible?
  • Mon Calamari: Do you like seafood?
  • Mustafar: Do you play with fire?
  • Naboo: If you were a world leader, what would you stand for?
  • Tatooine: Do you like sand..?
  • Yavin 4: What are your squad goals?
  • What I say: I'm fine
  • What I think: Obi-Wan Kenobi never turned to the Dark Side even as he saw all his loved ones killed, the Jedi Order and the Republic he fought for destroyed, and the person who was his brother turned into a monster. He was a true hero of the Jedi and the Republic to the very end and safeguarded the last hope of the Galaxy and all the thanks he got was being the weird wizard who lives in a shitty hut in Tatooine just give him a spinoff movie he deserves to be happy please

The rich and the powerful have created a massive ark ship in secrecy in order to flee to the stars before war consumes the planet.  You are the lead engineer of the Exodus Project.  After 3 long years of tireless work, the ark is nearing completion.  Upon delivering your final brief to the leaders, you notice that all the leaders have exited the conference hall, yet a laptop has been left behind. Strangely, the laptop is wide open with the ark ship’s complete passenger manifest on display. You are not on it.

Some Padawans were like quiet pools, their minds like simple texts. Only in training did they acquire the depth and complexity that showed maturity. Anakin had been a deep and complex mystery from the first day they met, and yet Obi-Wan had never felt such a strength of connection with any other being - not even Qui-Gon Jinn.
—  Star Wars: Rogue Planet by Greg Bear
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Star Wars Locations  — 1/2

Star Wars: the Prequel Trilogy (I-III)

Alderaan, Coruscant, Mustafar, Naboo, Tatooine

Star Wars (IV-VI)

Alderaan, Endor, Hoth, Tatooine 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (VII)

Ahch-To, Jakku, Takodana