star wars and a new hope

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Don’t play games with me, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. You passed directly through a restricted system. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

One film critic: “Rogue One was just $200 million spent on filling in a plot hole.” Me: “Well, yeah, but it was a plot hole that needed answering, in fairness. Everyone has wondered for decades why the Death Star had such a fatal design flaw in the first place.”

Answer: Because architect Hannibal Lecter was out to get those space nazi mother fuckers and was sabotaging them from the start.

That was perfect.

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My Space Mom™

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It’s Star Wars celebration this weekend! Posting these alternative movie posters all at once. 

All Prints available:

A New Hope

The Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Jedi

The Force Awakens

Rogue One

The Last Jedi