star trek: id

yesterday I was at gamestop and a man in full Data cosplay walked up to the front counter and I did a double take so hard I nearly broke my neck. So, he walks up and the cashier just casually smiles and goes “How’s it going, Data? What can I do for you?”  and Data goes, “I am doing quite well. I was just wondering when you guys would have Destiny 2 in stock.” This mans……literally did not smile or emote at all. He went all in. The cashier was totally non fazed. I, however, was completely shitting my pants cos ya’ll DO NOT understand how good this dude’s cosplay was. It really looked like fuckin data teleported into the middle of game stop in rural ohio to ask about motherfucking destiny 2.

The only time he broke character was when I was stealthily trying to stare at him and thinking about asking for a pic when he was walking out.This dude. Looked at me, completely expressionless. and WINKED at me. Someone collect ya mans he wildin lmfao

curiosity-killed-the-speedster  asked:

What are some of your favorite Bones recs? I recently got into Star Trek and I've fallen for the doctor :P

Oh lordy, I always hate giving out recs because I always feel like I’m forgetting one, or leaving someone out! And because I am the worst at deciding just singular fics, I will recommend a few of my favorite authors! Please forgive me and do not feel bad if I have left you out. It’s not that I don’t enjoy your stories, its because I have a horrible memory and I apologize, but please feel free to add some of your favorite stories!

@imoutofmyvulcanmind - Masterlist - For the fluff, the angst(so much angst) and the smuts

@bkwrm523Masterlist  - For the gloriously, beautifully written smuts

@mccoymostly  - Masterlist - For the headcannons AND THE ANGST(god the angst) and if you like Mckirk feels.

@outside-the-government - Masterlist - I mean what doesn’t this lovely lady write? Theres tons here! One of the first that inspired me to write again.

@atari-writes - Masterlist - Just a general love for these fics :D great fluff, great smut!

@star-trekkin-across-theuniverse - Masterlist - Also tons of great fics and ficlets, imagines, ect! The other person to inspire me to start writing again as well!

I hope this helps you! :D

anonymous asked:

Imagine you, jim and bones are super drunk and you ask them 'which of you guys has a bigger junk' which leads to actual comparison because drunk men have fragile pride 😂

BOYS! Will you two give it a rest already?” You laughed out, entering your keycode to your room. The three of you stumbled inside.

Leonard and Jim were glaring at each other the whole way to the couch. Leonard plopped down on the couch with Jim hovering over him, making tiny measurement gestures with his thumb and forefinger. Leonard just scowled at him, shaking his head, using his hands to make larger measurement gestures.

“Come on Y/N, spill! What’s the doctor packin’?” Jim asked you, giving Leonard the side eye.

“I don’t kiss and tell, Captain. Although I am more than willing to do personal comparisons” You winked at Jim, heading to the kitchen to get glasses of water.

“I don’t think so Y/N! I don’t want you anywhere near his junk.” Leonard called after you, gesturing to Jim’s waist. “There’s no telling where it’s been.”

“That’s it, Bones. Were solving this right here, right now.” Jim glowered at Leonard, while starting to remove his belt. You walked out of the kitchen just in time to see Jim start to undo the top button of his pants.

“Oh, no! I might be drunk, but I am definitely not drunk enough for this. I am going to bed if you boys need me. Ya’ll have fun now.” You replied, getting an eyeful of Jim in his underwear, as you made your way briskly to your bedroom. Jim and Leonard’s eyes watched you as you walked away.

“Come on Y/N! We need someone to referee so Bones doesn’t cheat!” Jim whined after your retreating figure.

“I don’t have to cheat to win, you infant.” Leonard growled up at Jim, starting to undo his own pants. Their attention was brought to the floor as a soft “thump” was heard at their feet. They both looked down to see you had thrown a ruler at their feet. Jim and Leonard stopped what they were doing and looked at each other for a brief moment. Jim quickly snatched the ruler off the floor as Leonard returned to unbuttoning his pants. You slowly retreated back into your bedroom.

Boys… so sensitive.” You sighed to yourself, rolling your eyes as you plopped down in your bed, making a mental note to ask Leonard the results in the morning, before quickly falling asleep.

I haven’t seen disco yet but what I’m getting from all of y'alls screen caps is:

  • The captain and the first officer are in love surprise surprise
  • Said relationship is biracial and ONE OF THE PEOPLE ISN’T WHITE
  • Said relationship is GAY
  • We are getting more than one gay couple. They aren’t just token gays
  • It pains me to say this but…i understand why people say Sarek is a dilf