star trek the original series

Okay, I absolutely adore the cutesy idea of Jim and Spock married, sharing an apartment, and teaching at Starfleet Academy after retirement, but consider: they would so talk about one another during their lectures ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

And I’m not even talking about telling stories intentionally with the whole “One time, my husband and I yadda yadda yadda” although that definitely goes down.

No, I mean the little throwaways, the ones that are so passive and informal that you know that they’re not even trying it, that their love is just continuing to bleed over into their day-to-day life.

“Although my husband should like to argue otherwise…”

“As my bondmate is ever-so fond of reminding me…”

“Now, Spock can’t seem to wrap his mind around this, but…”

“While James and I agree that this reality is distressing…”

“As I’ve had the love of my life remind me time and time again…”

“It is a truth that my beloved rather covets in that…”

And their students think it’s simultaneously the cutest and most disgusting thing in the world, because aw they’re in love but ew they’re our teachers.

Types of people that like different Star Trek shows

Tos:

Spirk 5ever

My captain can kick your captains ass

Spock is bae

Red shirt

Uhura is a literal goddess

Ahead warp factor 1

Everyone is gay™

Uhura and chapel are gay and I would die for them

Knows who m'benga is

Tng:

I want Tasha yar to kick my ass

Data is shaped like a friend

Fully functional™

sepaRATE THE SAUCER SECTION

Tasha deserved better

Alexander deserved better

Data deserved better

Klingon enthusiast

Romulan enthusiast

Casually pretends that one movie didn’t happen

The line must be drawn heyah and no fahrthah

Picard is the best captain because he is the best at diplomacy™

I would die for worf

I love will riker

I hate will riker

Daforge

Outcasts didn’t happen

Only here for Q tbh

Ds9:

THE SISKO

baseball

Is only here for the cardassians tbh

Weyoun never did anything wrong in his life

IT’S A FAKE

Garashir is love garashir is life

Wedding episode™

Just a simple tailer

Spy AU

Vic fontaine is the best ever

QUUUARRKK

ships everyone

Everyone is gay™

Jadzia didn’t die for this

Voy:

THERES COFFEE IN THAT NEBULA

I want janeway to punch me it the face

I want b'elanna to kick me in the throat

Weird is part of the job™

Resistance is futile

IRRELEVANT

Irish town AU

Delta Flyer™

Wth is Broccoli doing here??

Ent:

Gratuitous decontamination chamber scenes

Wrist nipples

Just here for the vulcans tbh

Just here for porthos tbh

Loves everyone is just happy to be here

ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD

shran is my reason for existing

Express hoshi sato could slit my throat and I would thank her

Y'all’d’ve

:}

Y'all should have listened to t'pol when ya had the chance smh

Loving pineapple is my only trait

REED ALERT™

Tag yourself! I’m all of them

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