star trek reboot au

Star Trek/Kingsman AU

  • Admiral C. Pike as Arthur
  • Captain Jim T. Kirk as Galahad
  • Commander Spock as Lancelot
  • Lieutenant Commander L. McCoy as Gawain
  • Ensing P. Chekov as Percival
  • Lieutenant H. Sulu as Kay
  • Lieutenant N. Uhura as Lamorak
  • Lieutenant Commander M. Scott as Merlin

- Imagine Kirk, Sulu and Chekov being Team Instinct because of their shirts

- Scotty and Uhura being Team Valor

- McCoy and Spock being Team Mystic

Kirk :

- Only bothers levelling up his Jolteon and Growlithe

- 7,563 Weedle’s that need to be transferred still

- Having like 3 pokeballs from only catching Eevee’s to get Eevee candy

- Referred to as Spark

- Changes all his Pokemon Names to puns. Like Digglet > Dicklet

- Names every Physic Pokemon Spock


- Literally Blanche

- Always feuding with Uhura who is literally Candela

- Carefully levels up his pokemon

- Pisses Kirk off because Spocks lowest CP is 567 and Kirk’s highest is 487

- filled most of his Pokedex

- Has a Pikachu which pisses Kirk off


Star Trek x Iron Man AU

“You’re fucking Iron Man!” Leonard stares at the screen in disbelief, incredibly angry and proud and fascinated at the same time. He knew something had to be off with this kid. “No, you are fucking him. I’m just the lucky guy in the suit.” McCoy wants to say so many things and his brain is composing the most eloquent fuck yous in the universe, but his thoughts are interrupted by a dozen of tiny flickering lights and Jim’s smart-ass computer, S.P.O.C.K., starts to give instructions immediately. Listening to the too-calm voice of the too-perfect A.I. makes him dizzy. He hated Artificial Intelligence and considered it to be potentially dangerous, but he also understood that this invention must’ve saved Jim’s life a dozen times. “Just look at the monitor and tell me where Harrison is. I can’t see him in this crowd! Mr. Spock, please make sure that the old man doesn’t have a heart attack right in my lab while I’m saving the city.” Kirk’s laughter is charming and distracting and all Leonard wants is to choke the little bastard and then kiss him and fuck him hard so his ass will not get itself in trouble any more. Maybe not in that particular order, but… “Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a navigator!”


After seeing thesadchicken‘s awesome Star Trek mermaid pieces I decided to add a little AOS to the mix 

(Bones is human but soon discovers the mermaids have magic that allows him to breath underwater)

Edit: added Uhura and Scotty
(Scotty is definitely the type who collects all the random stuff he finds and wears it as jewellery)

got hyped by the star trek reboot and churned out another nordics au because im really bad and need to go to jail. there were more doodles with this but i got lazy plus i didnt like them.

all you missed was: dennor w/ dane laughing because vulcan finger kisses tickle and all these guys fawning over ice’s tribble except for sve and nor who were really confused in the distance

Imagine Jim and Leonard meeting in a bar on Jim’s night off. Kirk charms the doctor, so he comes back every night when the blond is working as a bartender. He tells himself it’s because of the good scotch but it’s an obvious lie. Jim knows it too, so every time Bones walks in to the bar, he puts on the same annoying song.

Don’t you wanna come with me? Don’t you wanna feel my bones
on your bones?
It’s only natural.

The Killers — Bones