Nobody can convince me that Bones didn’t sing this to Jim at some point during the mission (in a deeper register than mine) to the tune of Under the Sea.
The stars always shine much brighter In another nebula You always want to take flight, sir But this time we’ve flown too far Since space is disease and danger We’re knocking at Heaven’s door It’s horrible and much stranger Where no one has gone before
Way out in space Way out in space I would be lying If I said flying’s Great for our race What have they got among the stars? Someone direct me straight to the bars No Altair water Can’t see my daughter Way out in space
The people on land are happy Roots and peach trees warm the soul The people in space ain’t happy They live in a big fishbowl And everyone wants to kill us - We bring science, peace, and love!! I know that you want to thrill us But must it be up above?
Way out in space Way out in space Let’s not go far, please- Beyond Antares? Lord, give us grace! Transporters scramble up our cells Fixing you’s my own personal hell Yes it’s emotion From this fool notion! Way out in space
Way out in space Asking a lot here My nerves are shot here Starting to pace Even your surgeon’s great dismay Won’t stop your urgin’ me to stay Think I’ll go mad here From this triad here Way out in space
The Romulans roam The Klingons fall off The Vulcans just can’t Though boy do they scoff The Tellarites ride Orions deride Andorians out the door
The Vians might vie To make us all dead The Horta exhorts No Kill I instead The Tholians weave Organians deceive The Gorn is just sworn to war!
Way out in space Way out in space Farewell comrades Stay on this launchpad Say goodbye, arms race! Hobgoblin’s being such a pain Aliens won’t stay out of my brain Katras won’t rest here Landru can’t test here Way out in space The Prime Directive’s Pretty subjective Way out in space
We can’t just flirt now With Red Alert now Jim I’m a doctor Not a helicopter You know I’ll follow But this world’s hollow Way out in space!!!
Imagine having a rocky relationship with Chris. You’re happy for a short period of time, then his old habits start up
again – he’s distant, unreliable, and can’t commit to the relationship. But
after the fighting comes the mind-blowing make-up sex. He won’t let you leave the
apartment for days just to spend more time with your body. This time, though, you decide you’ve
had enough; there’s no changing your mind. You’re not wasting any more of your
time on someone you can’t count on.
Imagine watching Chris get dressed. The two of you met at a charity event last night where he asked you to come home with him. You had an incredible night - he made you tremble in places you didn’t know existed. As good as it was, you had no illusions about this being anything more than a one night stand; but when you got up to leave, he bashfully asked if you’d stay. He’s travels so much, he never has time for a steady relationship, but that also means he doesn’t get too many cuddles.