star trek evil spock

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Spock’s in trouble.

based off Pine’s varied facial hair dramas and @chrisfine ‘s posts about them

now with a hairier sequel

trek

I’m going to hell and I’m taking all of you with me

okay but i want a fic where the enterprise is like on the outskirts of federation space and they pick up survivors of a half-wrecked cardassian freighter and one of the refugees is sybok who totally knew the attack was coming and low key orchestrated it but thats another story because when he gets beamed aboard he and spock have a reunion and it’s very logical and all but kirk is like holy shit spock you have a brother??? why did i not know?? and spock is like you never asked and sybok takes one look at the two of them interacting and realizes how bad his baby brother has it for his captain and says wow spock way to introduce me to your t’hy’la and spock BUGS OUT and gets all flustered and kirk has never seen him act like that before and is like wait what does that mean and spock won’t tell him and practically runs away and sybok is too busy laughing and getting debriefed, and then for the rest of the mission spock won’t look at kirk and he starts to wonder what that word actually means so he keeps trying to work it out of sybok or uhura but they won’t tell him and spock avoids him like the plague, and kirk starts to get dejected because maybe he’s done something wrong, somehow offended spock or something, and sybok realizes that the human is stupid in love too, and bribes scotty to lock them in the turbolift or a supply closet or something because they’re both just idiots and they need to make out and of course scotty does it because its been painfully obvious to everyone on the ship for months that the captain and first officer are SO IN LOVE, LIKE GO FUCK ALREADY JESUS 

and then they do. in the turbolift. 

Why You Will Like BBC’s Strike

there’s a tall, brunette one

and a short, light-haired one

and they SOLVE CRIMES

(the tall one is a detective and the short one is a BAMF)

BONUS (space crimes idk)

PS THEY’RE SECRETLY IN LOVE!!!!!!!!

I just needed some reminders/self-love today, so I found some photos of (most of) of the cosplay costumes I’ve done over the years. Only one missing is Pulp Fiction. I’ve always had a lot of self-image issues so cosplaying and changing my appearance is something that’s always made me feel like I was a little bit more in control/confident. My self-confidence is something I’ve been trying to build up over the past year and I know it sounds weird, but posting pics of myself without deleting them is my way of working through that anxiety. Anyway, not sure what I’m going to do this year. Maybe 2D from Gorillaz since I have blue hair…we’ll see!

Alex from A Clockwork Orange

Marla Singer & The Narrator from Fight Club

Spock

Herbert West from Re-Animator

Ash from Evil Dead/Army of Darkness

Marty McFly from Back To The Future

Me in a Delorean

Doctor Strange 

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Star Trek ongoing #43 - Eurydice, Part 1
(how to be a romantic dude vulcan style)

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mildly evil curses, part 1.

A bad poem about love

Let’s be like Kirk and Spock,
I will follow you through the endless space.
I am Dean and you are my Cas,
because I even would fight my own demons for you,
Like Steve and Bucky,
but pleaso don’t forget me,
We are Phil and Dan,
so let’s make a Dil,
You’re my hiro and I’m your Tadashi,
Oh baby, I would burn for you,
So let’s be Seb und Joseph,
fighting together against everything.

Would you be my Homura?
Because I will become magical for you,
I am the princess and you are the vampire
that makes my heart melt like bubblegum,
Like Korra and Asami,
let’s hold hands, my dear,
Like Christa and Ymir,
I can’t hear you over the sound how canon we are,
I am Sakura, so please, be my Hinata.

We are a little bit crack, but the same,
like Dante and Bayonetta,
Like Clint and Natascha, no super powers,
but still stronger than the Hulk,
I am Hinata, be my Naruto-kun,
Oh, I would do everything for you,
I will protect you like Yuno, my Yukii
I could call your name a thousand times.