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JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN’T LOVE THIS MAN MORE HE GOES AND DOES THIS.

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Star Trek Voyager intro… WITH LYRICS?!!

Once you hear it… It can not be unheard.

Beautiful, Iconic Lines from Star Trek Beyond
  • “I ripped my shirt again”
  • “If an earth girl says, ‘It’s me, not you’, it’s definitely you”
  • “I am fully conscious, Doctor, I was merely contemplating mortality”
  • “Put your phaser down!! please”
  • “’Do you even know what it looks like!?’ ‘It’s that square thing, right?’ ‘It’s round!!’”
  • “I have a nose for danger” *walks into a trap*
  • “Montgomery Scotty”
  • “’You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry, how romantic,’ ‘It’s harmless, but it does emit a strong signal,’ ‘You gave your girlfriend a tracking device!?’ *pause* ‘That was not the intention, but yes’”
  • “Don’t break my music!”
  • *Beastie Boys starts playing*
  • “You know, Scotch was actually inwented by a leetle old lady in Russia”
  • “’Sulu, can you fly this thing?’ ‘Are you kidding?’”
  • “He likes that chair”
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I ship Riker/Chairs.

Time to bring this back: ‘Riker Sits Down’.

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“Привет. Zis is Keptin Chekov of the USS Enterprise.”

So, being an ensign on the Command track, I’m pretty sure it’s important for Chekov to get some experience being in command of a starship, even if he’s just taking over for the captain while he’s away. So sometimes, instead of Sulu or Scotty taking the chair, Kirk will give it to Chekov.

This was all totally Sulu’s idea.