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i just got the asian “YOU HAVE B? WHY NOT A?” speech about math.

“yeah I do better in english than in math-”

“WELL OF COURSE YOU’RE BAD AT MATH, YOU DON’T STUDY”

“ … wait what? that’s not what-”

“YOU NEVER STUDY WHICH IS WHY YOU FAIL”

“I’m not failing. I actually have a 3.7-”


“WHY NOT 4.0? YOUR COUSIN HAS A 4.0.”