stanley simmonds

Honestly a happy Wayne Simmonds can cure depression bc look at this

Try to be sad while looking at that. You can’t. It’s like trying to say “bubbles” really angrily. You can’t. He’s precious.

Look at that smile. He jump. A national treasure, really.

Guest appearances by Brayden Schenn and Scott Laughton. Look at these happy dorks. Just try to be sad. You can’t. It’s impossible.

I mean, honestly. His smile could probably end wars. Somebody get Obama on the phone.

Wow. This cutie. I can’t. Someone protect him. Wrap him in bubble wrap. I volunteer.

More guest appearances by Danny B (forever we love you) and Hartsy’s hair. Look at them being dorks. My word. Wrap them all in bubble wrap.


See you’re not even sad anymore. Wayne Simmonds is magic.