stanley cup finals!!!!

two possible outcomes of the stanley cup championship 2017:
  • pens win: yeahhh go pens, two stanley cups in a row and they're killin it, a great way to end a season that could be flower's last with the pens
  • preds win: yeahhh go preds, pk fuckin deserves it man, a great way to end a season in which they fuckin creamed racists and homophobes
  • final thoughts: no downsides, everything is great, i love hockey

It was my wife’s birthday Wednesday. We went out to dinner (just like every other night), and as we finished up dessert, I couldn’t help but think about Sidney Crosby.

People always ask me, “What’s Sid like? What makes Sid so great?” Well, I do believe I have found the secret to his success.

It’s dessert.

He loves dessert, and it has been the driving force behind our playoff push.

From Magnolia Bakery in New York, to Georgetown Cupcakes, he refuses to be denied.

So if you’re ever questioning that dessert at the end of dinner, just remember, Sidney Crosby would … and it has worked out well for him.

—  Jeff Zatkoff