standard nerd

Here’s one thing I noticed on my time on the internet watching film and game reviewers. 

Female Reviewer: Makes calm and logical statement. Calmly explains her reasoning for the critique. Give benefit of the doubt to the art she’s critiquing. 

Guys: “You bitch! How about you take your feminist bullshit out of here and stop art policing!” 

Male Reviewer: Yells obscenities at what he’s reviewing. Calls what he’s reviewing worthless. Makes sketch where he kills creator of the art he’s critiquing. 

Guys: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

‘haha yeah fight tim hes smol and nerdy’ 

noah fence but boy bested the league of assassins for funsies after bruce told him to fuck off bc he was in mid-brood

Zootopia: ☾ Sleep Headcanons

For @sibera-the-wanderer : Nick and Judy (PLATONIC!)

Headcanons in a whole seven teensy teeny little fics!


1. Night Cap.

“You’re drunk, Carrots.”

“Psh… no I am naht.”

“Yes. You are. C’mon. It’s bed time.”

“But I wanna partay!”

“We’re not doing that. Drink this coffee.”

You drink this coffee.”

“I would, but you need it so much more than I do.”

She palms his face. Or tries to. Her hand sort of lands on his chin. “You’re stupid.”

He pats her hand. “Thank you, Judes.”

“Your face is stupid.”

“Have you seen yours right now?”

She makes a noise that’s half between a laugh and half between a burp. And then she throws up on his feet.

And then, after that, she passes out.

All in all Nick learned, as he’s taking his third shower of the evening and still somehow smelling like carrot vodka, Judy was never to take part in a drinking contest against Del Gato ever again.

Unless, of course, he remembered a camera.

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@princessnightwing ahhhhh thanks for tagging me!!! i’m not comfortable posting a picture of myself but i’m basically a tall, slightly chubby pidge with darker brown hair :3

Anyways this is the 8(now 9) relatable character meme!

•Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
•Meredith Grey (Grey’s Anatomy)
•Cisco Ramos (The Flash)
•Benjamin (The Walking Dead)
•PIDGE! (Voltron)
•Tara (The Walking Dead)
•Ana (Overwatch)
•Rinku ( @figmentforms A Tale of Two Rulers)
•Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson)

I’m tagging @comfort-blankets
@tired-flareon @saintwotel @codedtobeheroes
@kitsunaii and anyone else that wants to do this!

Unlearning self hatred bc of my weight is so hard like I still look at things and think “I could never wear that.” Or “I really wish I could wear that but I’m too fat” and “I can’t do that because people will laugh/make fun of me” it’s so painfully hard to unlearn and look in the mirror without thinking about how disgusting I am.

the irony is it’s only me. I see other fat girls and they’re beautiful to me. Except me. Like?? Okay. Brain. Its just not the same in my head and I’m aware that is irrational. Painfully so..and yet.

it’s hard to unlearn a lifetime of being conditioned and taught to hate myself by society. Whoop.

it comes back to “I just wanna be skinny” “I wanna look like that” and oh, it’s not that simple. I know losing weight won’t magically heal my self esteem issues but still the desire is there.

and beauty is a social construct. Beauty standards are. There can’t be a universal idea of beauty because beauty is different to everyone. What is beautiful to someone could be completely unappealing to another. It’s different to every person. You can’t really say something is universally beautiful because there will be others who disagree. So, who is to say what’s beautiful? No one can. No one really has the right to because they cannot speak for the entire planet. You just know what is beautiful to you or unfortunately what is encouraged to be considered beautiful by society. (Which comes from industries who profit upon self hatred and many other factors too)

so, no matter who you are or what you look like there will always be people who consider you beautiful. So if one person says otherwise it’s not the universal truth. Because there are people who will look at you and think you’re a masterpiece. Always. And you are beautiful. Because there is no one exactly like you in this entire world. You’re unique inside and out. There’s beauty in that I think.

The fact that “beauty” is soooo prioritized is a problem in itself. “Basically society says “a woman’s value should be defined by how sexually desirable they are to men.” And that’s bullshit. It’s deeply rooted in sexism and really is physical beauty so important? Physical beauty should never be used as a measurement of someones worth. In truth it CANT be. No matter what societal standards say. Because it’s different to everyone Shouldn’t the kind of person someone is matter more? Are they kind? Are they cruel?

and here’s the painful part. I know these things. Logically. I believe them but it’s still deeply ingrained somewhere and I still struggle with it. I’ve made a lot of progress over the years, come a long way. And I’m veryproud of that. However there’s still so much more work to do and of course I will always have bad days. No one in the world loves themselves 24/7 all the time. But I have good days sometimes too and that’s progress I think even if today isn’t one of them.


And that’s how some students from UA accidentally rickrolled a whole nation

7/7 Happy Birthday, Yamada Hizashi aka Present Mic! 

He’s just my absolute fave so of course I had to draw something.

You can’t tell me he wouldn’t be proud of them for that high quality rickroll, even if their plans didn’t involve a nation-wide broadcast 
He’s probably also the kinda person to genuinely enjoy a mixtape with like 15 times just never gonna give you up


Today was amazing. My only day of the week off work. I spent it as one should, sleeping in, dressing up, looking through records, playing bass guitar, listening to music and then working it in front of a webcam because I was feeling myself. Today the sun has come out, so instead of the usual black jeans I can wear my cutie high waisted shorts that I hardly ever wear. I think I worked them today :3


I was a little inspired by Hendrix with the head band ;)

Uploading more photos because I took too many…. hahahaha

Very Advanced MBTI

ESTJ - Meanie
ISTJ - Meanie’s minions
ESFJ - Either Grandma or a bitch
ISFJ - Pushover
ENTJ - King Meanie
INTJ - Standard Nerd
ENFJ - Tell me about your *licks face* FEEEEEELINGS
INFJ - Witch
ESTP - Sociopath V1
ISTP - Sociopath V2 with 40% extra Sadism!
ESFP - *Sees a new person* *Rubs genitals on their face as a greeting*
ISFP - *rubs body with flowers* FREEDOM
ENTP - Deluxe Nerd (Now with Free Violent Urges!)
INTP - Quirky Nerd
ENFP - *Spontaneously explodes into glitter*
INFP - Nerds with added Emotions!


Before and After tag by @soft-almond

I was tagged by @doeeyedsims !  Thanks!

rules:  update your oldest sim in your personal gallery and take a before and after shot then tag some people!

This is Nathan Baldwin.  I tried to start a legacy with him about a year ago and I couldn’t get into it.  He takes a minor role in my Alpha legacy as the father of Owen, Dean, and Siobhan Baldwin.  I think he is a cutie.  I sort of did this tag backwards in that I went from standard contemporary nerd clothing to vintage style…

I discovered that his original eyebrows were a unibrow conveniently hidden by his fringe.

Fun fact:  I started writing a book many moons ago and it will never come to fruition, but he is based upon the best friend from it.

I tag: @108sims, @notquiteaberrysim, @simmering-pancakes, and @annegirl13.

Sorry if you have already done this!

Episode 9.  Saionji gets a third try.  What a special boy!

Kendo is not a good way to prepare for an actual swordfight, particularly one where the goal is to knock a rose off of someone’s chest rather than to cave their skull in.  No wonder the fencer (the one who isn’t 12) never loses.

The action proper opens with Saionji yelling at the monkey whose body had until recently housed his soul.  He shows Chu Chu his true power [again, kicking] and talks smack with Utena for a while.  Saionji is awfully sweary for a student council nerd.

We learn that Touga is Saonji’s shining thing (or eternal thing, as he styles it), although due to Saionji’s overwhelming masculinity this manifests itself as a competitive rather than a carnal desire.  Saionji is laboring under something of a misapprehension re Touga’s access to eternity, but let’s put that aside for now: Touga was still a brave enough boy to push open a coffin and get the girl, and Saionji wasn’t.

If that’s not a recipe for a lifelong inferiority complex, I don’t know what is.

Utena doesn’t get a face in this flashback, which is probably because Saionji doesn’t know that she was the coffin-dweller, but – if you’ll let me reach – it’s also because there’s no humanity in her at this moment, for him. She’s pure symbol, Girl in Coffin. Getting the girl out of the coffin is a magic trick, like pulling a rabbit out of a hat.  Saionji wants to be magic, and he wants to use people as his talismans, as the symbols in his thaumaturgical alphabet.   That means that he can’t see that Girl in Coffin and Irritating Tomboy are the same person, even though there’s nobody else for miles around with pink hair.

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diamond-dandruff  asked:

How would you describe your muse to someone about to meet them, in person, for the first time? || tell us about the smart boi

Oh my, where to begin…

Observe a standard geek/nerd/four-eyes in their natural habitat. In real life, this would be a pretty tame, perhaps even boring experience.

Now throw that same geek/nerd/four-eyes into a stewed pot of prodigious broth, sprinkle in a dash of childhood trauma (not too much, he still needs to be moderately functional), a couple of tablespoons of crazy adventure courtesy of your nearest Ash Ketchum, and don’t forget to spice it intermittently with angst. Stir and heat until thickened and steaming.

That’s how you get Clemont.

But seriously, he’s just a kid who didn’t get to be much a kid because he had to take care of his sister, has bright hopes for the future, despite the world heaping trial after trial on him. He’s brilliant, and could do a lot more and find a lot more success if he just had access to the right tools and resources. He’s quite literally a child prodigy, and you can’t say that Meyer didn’t try to nurture it. But suffice to say, their financial situation didn’t allow for much capitalization on that. It’s been up to him to follow his own dreams and hone his craft. And he’s done quite the job of it too, given what he’s had to work with.

He’s the type of guy who will try to remain optimistic, even with things going wrong time after time, but he’s not immune to the crushing weight of it all if it becomes too much. Even with his dedication to science, engineering, and all things relying on cool, calculating, stoic logic, he’s deeply emotional, and always bears a great burden of responsibility towards himself, his family, and even the world around him. He knows that if there is something to be done, he needs to do it, elsewise he’s contributing to the problem.

That isn’t to say there aren’t darker sides to this young man, but in the end, he always tries to do what’s right, though his passions can lead him astray. The road to hell can be paved with good intentions after all.

Try not to take advantage of the poor guy. He’s smart, but in some topics, he’s horribly naïve. He wants to believe the in the best of everyone, and this has (multiple times), led him to be taken advantage of. And his heart breaks every time too. Nothing hits him harder than something he’s done or created being used to hurt others, or undo the very good work he strives to put into the world.

(Mun Questions for the Muse) Accepting Asks

yeah but instead of a standard school nerd martin what about a rebel teen martin who only really cares about maths and physics and maybe a bit of geography and everything else he just doesn’t give a single fuck and sasses out his teachers and instead of a martin who cries when he is bullied a martin who uses it to make him stronger and gets into trouble for fighting back and a martin who dyes his hair black because he’s sick of being teased about the ginger, a martin who listens to punk music in secret and gets a ton of piercings when he leaves home at sixteen or a martin who snogs loads of boys because he’s the only one that they know will snog them, a martin who doesn’t care about pleasing anyone, a martin who isn’t pressured into anything and does gymnastics instead of sport, a martin who overcomes his stutter and his awkwardness but gets it back the first time his heart is broken, a martin who hangs around with ‘the wrong sort’ just to spite his dad, a martin in a band, a martin in a gang, a martin who is only calmed by his planes and the rest of the time he is fire