standard nerd

Here’s one thing I noticed on my time on the internet watching film and game reviewers. 

Female Reviewer: Makes calm and logical statement. Calmly explains her reasoning for the critique. Give benefit of the doubt to the art she’s critiquing. 

Guys: “You bitch! How about you take your feminist bullshit out of here and stop art policing!” 

Male Reviewer: Yells obscenities at what he’s reviewing. Calls what he’s reviewing worthless. Makes sketch where he kills creator of the art he’s critiquing. 

Guys: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

‘haha yeah fight tim hes smol and nerdy’ 

noah fence but boy bested the league of assassins for funsies after bruce told him to fuck off bc he was in mid-brood

Very Advanced MBTI

ESTJ - Meanie
ISTJ - Meanie’s minions
ESFJ - Either Grandma or a bitch
ISFJ - Pushover
ENTJ - King Meanie
INTJ - Standard Nerd
ENFJ - Tell me about your *licks face* FEEEEEELINGS
INFJ - Witch
ESTP - Sociopath V1
ISTP - Sociopath V2 with 40% extra Sadism!
ESFP - *Sees a new person* *Rubs genitals on their face as a greeting*
ISFP - *rubs body with flowers* FREEDOM
ENTP - Deluxe Nerd (Now with Free Violent Urges!)
INTP - Quirky Nerd
ENFP - *Spontaneously explodes into glitter*
INFP - Nerds with added Emotions!

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And that’s how some students from UA accidentally rickrolled a whole nation

7/7 Happy Birthday, Yamada Hizashi aka Present Mic! 

He’s just my absolute fave so of course I had to draw something.
Bonus:

You can’t tell me he wouldn’t be proud of them for that high quality rickroll, even if their plans didn’t involve a nation-wide broadcast 
He’s probably also the kinda person to genuinely enjoy a mixtape with like 15 times just never gonna give you up

Zootopia: ☾ Sleep Headcanons

For @sibera-the-wanderer : Nick and Judy (PLATONIC!)

Headcanons in a whole seven teensy teeny little fics!

Enjoy!


1. Night Cap.

“You’re drunk, Carrots.”

“Psh… no I am naht.”

“Yes. You are. C’mon. It’s bed time.”

“But I wanna partay!”

“We’re not doing that. Drink this coffee.”

You drink this coffee.”

“I would, but you need it so much more than I do.”

She palms his face. Or tries to. Her hand sort of lands on his chin. “You’re stupid.”

He pats her hand. “Thank you, Judes.”

“Your face is stupid.”

“Have you seen yours right now?”

She makes a noise that’s half between a laugh and half between a burp. And then she throws up on his feet.

And then, after that, she passes out.

All in all Nick learned, as he’s taking his third shower of the evening and still somehow smelling like carrot vodka, Judy was never to take part in a drinking contest against Del Gato ever again.

Unless, of course, he remembered a camera.

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Today was amazing. My only day of the week off work. I spent it as one should, sleeping in, dressing up, looking through records, playing bass guitar, listening to music and then working it in front of a webcam because I was feeling myself. Today the sun has come out, so instead of the usual black jeans I can wear my cutie high waisted shorts that I hardly ever wear. I think I worked them today :3

xx

I was a little inspired by Hendrix with the head band ;)


Uploading more photos because I took too many…. hahahaha

yeah but instead of a standard school nerd martin what about a rebel teen martin who only really cares about maths and physics and maybe a bit of geography and everything else he just doesn’t give a single fuck and sasses out his teachers and instead of a martin who cries when he is bullied a martin who uses it to make him stronger and gets into trouble for fighting back and a martin who dyes his hair black because he’s sick of being teased about the ginger, a martin who listens to punk music in secret and gets a ton of piercings when he leaves home at sixteen or a martin who snogs loads of boys because he’s the only one that they know will snog them, a martin who doesn’t care about pleasing anyone, a martin who isn’t pressured into anything and does gymnastics instead of sport, a martin who overcomes his stutter and his awkwardness but gets it back the first time his heart is broken, a martin who hangs around with ‘the wrong sort’ just to spite his dad, a martin in a band, a martin in a gang, a martin who is only calmed by his planes and the rest of the time he is fire