This has been in my head for like a week. I like to think that Stan is ridiculously susceptible to genuine compliments, especially ones from his brother.

MOSQUITO: Everybody has had a change of heart, apparently, and now thinks your outfit is cool Human Kite.

MOSQUITO: I bet you’re loving this anonymous validation, huh?

HUMAN KITE: I don’t know. I think they’re just trying to fuck with me now.

HUMAN KITE: Why would they suddenly change their opinion like that?

TOOLSHED: Maybe they were just jealous of your fashion sense, dude.

HUMAN KITE: Mmh, I don’t know. I feel like there’s something more to this.

MOSQUITO: (bitch it not that deep)

MOSQUITO: They want you guys to pose now, though.



TOOLSHED: Dude we don’t have a decent picture of just us posing all cool and stuff.


TOOLSHED: The Coon always butts his way into our pictures.

TOOLSHED: We totally gotta take like, the most awesome pic of us we can so we can rub it in fatass’ face.

HUMAN KITE: Okay yeah totally.

MOSQUITO: I am ready for this Coon Erasure I’ll take the picture.

HUMAN KITE: Okay just make sure you take the picture while I’m jumping?

HUMAN KITE: So I’m flying, you know?

TOOLSHED: Yeah it’s gotta be super badass.


MOSQUITO: I’ll be sure to add cool lighting effects and junk.

TOOLSHED: Awesome.

MOSQUITO: 3, 2, 1, bzzt!

HUMAN KITE: Okay yeah this is pretty badass.

TOOLSHED: Yeah The Coon is gonna be so jealous.

HUMAN KITE: You’re pretty good at taking pictures, Mosquito.

MOSQUITO: Haha I’ve learned from the best.

TOOLSHED: The best?

MOSQUITO: Yeah Super Craig takes pictures sometimes but mostly of like dogs and stuff and they’re okay.

MOSQUITO: He didn’t teach me anything I just wanted to act like he did.


MOSQUITO: Anyways good job on suddenly being the coolest super heroes according to all of the asks your getting now, zzzt.

MOSQUITO: Clap clap clap clap.


Interview with Sebastian streamed live November 20, 2017.


Sebastian Stan interviewed by Zach Laws 

By the end of the first act, Steve couldn’t help but grin. He was looking forward to watching Bucky showcase his talents as the lead swan. It was a role that Steve was positive T’Challa had created with only Bucky in mind. The swans moved in T’Challa’s choreography with a fierce strength that Bucky’s lean, muscled frame encapsulated perfectly with his flexibility on full display.

If You Fall, That’s Ok (The ground will catch you) a new Swan Lake, Ballet AU fic collaboration between @mystrana and myself. Updates every Tuesday and Friday!

Eddie: School doesn’t test your intelligence, it tests your memory.

Bill: It t-tests my p-p-patience.

Richie: It tests my ability to hold my pee.

Stan: It tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.