Who cooks normally?: Steph… to Damian’s chagrin. (“Stephanie. You cannot put marshmallows in there. That is not a casserole; that is a death sentence.”)
How often do they fight?: They rarely have explosive arguments, but often bicker good-naturedly.
What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Not too much, actually, as Damian is loathe to let her out of his sight, the big baby. Sometimes, he’ll leave to find Colin and she’ll spend the day with Cass or Kara or Babs.
Nicknames for each other?: Steph calls him “D,“ or, infrequently “Little D,” just to mess with him. He still calls her “Brown,“ but it’s less of a formality now and more of an affectionate nickname.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Stephanie makes him arm wrestle for it… so it depends!
Who steals the covers at night?: Steph. Damian feigns that it bothers him to no end, but he actually finds it almost endearing to wake up with cold feet and a Steph snuggled next to him into a messy blanket-nest.
What would they get each other for gifts?: They rarely get each other gifts, but Damian’s usually come in the form of jewelry or a lovely new costume. When Stephanie wants to go specifically out of her way to give him something meaningful, it’s often a meal that mimics the customary food he had growing up all over the world, as he was, at first, hesitant to share his life before Gotham with her. It’s her way of saying I remembered what you told me because I know it mattered to you.
(Or, you know, she’ll just rent a bouncy castle.)
Who remembers things?: Both are excellent with remembering birthdays, anniversaries, and other important dates!
Who cusses more?: Steph, but only because Damian’s curses are mostly under his breath, and she has a tendency to yell.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?: Strategically hunt down the person who caused the damage and make them feel the wrath of the Bat.
Who kissed who first?: Damian. He was eighteen and she was twenty-six; they were on patrol and she was laughing at him (as she often did, and still does) and he realized that he didn’t mind so much anymore. In retaliation, he grasped her around the waist and cut her line mid-flight. They were kissing before they came to a complete stop on the nearest skyscraper balcony.
Who made the first move?: Damian!
Who started the relationship?: Damian. They avoided labels right up to the very moment Damian asked her to marry him.
Damian says that and yet his hand is definitely going for Steph’s mug… :)
Also- I have been getting several messages concerning commissions which I will be opening soon! (Hopefully!! This will be my first time, so I still need to figure out all the pricing and stuff. And with some luck people will actually… y'know… commission me.)
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