stahp. please

Please ignore this, it is a Random rant. When I last visited my best friend she asked me if I’ve heard of that Disney theory where Anna and Elsa’s parents are also Tarzan’s parents. She’s a huge fan of the Frozen film and I’m… well I hate it. She thought that this tidbit which was supposedly confirmed by the Frozen director would make me like it more. Which surprise: It did not. I mean, for one that interview where they said he said so, he stated: “So in my little head, Anna and Elsa’s brother is Tarzan – but on the other side of that island are surfing penguins, to tie in a non-Disney movie, ‘Surf’s Up.’ That’s my fun little world.”

So like… that’s not a confirmation tho. That’s a HEADCANON. And yes, even creators can have headcanons that don’t fit into canon heck I have them all the time just for flights of fancy on my own work. Least of all what annoyed me was that Tarzan’s parents and the Frozen parents don’t really look alike the more I scrutinize it. Not to mention they’re canon from England??? And the royal couple is not??? I can’t remember if they have British Accents in the movie but I’d dismiss that cuz everyone always defaults to British for rich people/royalty in English speaking media. Their hair colors are different? Sure you can argue that their faces sort of look alike but…. Disney generic faces??? So I’d dismiss that too.

Not to mention the timelines don’t hold up? Frozen takes place according to the artbook in the 1830s-40s and Tarzan takes place in the 1890s. That’s like a 50 year difference unless Tarzan aged extremely well that jungle sure must have some fountain of youth. But there are other indicators like… TECHNOLOGY! That is not yet available by the time Anna and Elsa are adults (or when Tangled takes place also cuz we know for sure Frozen and Tangled take place at the same time). Jane arrives on a fucking steamship that’s bigger than the royal ship for fuck’s sake. Another thing is that the King and Queen’s trip was only supposed to take 2 weeks. But Tarzan was born ON THE SHIP, so she’d have to be heavily pregnant when she boarded that ship which she clearly wasn’t and if she was I actually doubt they’d let her sail on it. Either that or their 2 week trip somehow turned into 9+ months. SO. MANY. HOLES. Like, it just annoys me to no end that this movie is trying to shove itself in every Disney place it can.

Like I know I know… Yume you’re taking this way too seriously. It’s all for fun. And sure if you like this theory than sure but like… the people who made this theory sure thought seriously about it. Why can’t I? 

In conclusion no, I do not like Frozen any better now, and fuck this theory.

P.S. Surf’s Up takes place in modern times with reality TV Mr. Director, please stahp. The only way I will accept Surf’s Up into cartoon canon is if Chicken Bob is a descendant of HeiHei.

Sooo what do you think about a Discord server so you can all chat with me?

Like I was thinking about making something like that on vacations since I would love to talk with anyone who ever wanted to talk with me!(eventhough you can right now lmao) this will be totally for fun, anyone in? 

maybe I’ll make it on december or something like that ;v;

Hungry (YugBam x Reader)

Request: Poly relationship with YugBam? I think that relationship would be so cute and on the immature side as our two maknaes are so playful Fluffy interactions where they mess with other members and ends with others annoyed but mildly amused and fond of the situation? Please and thank you!

Member: Got7′s Yugyeom x Got7′s BamBam x Y/N

Type: fluff

Warning: poly relationship between Yugyeom and BamBam, it’s super cute, but if you get grossed out by it, fair warning here!

“Hyung,” Yugyeom moaned as he writhed around on the floor. “I’m hungry.”

Jinyoung looked up from the book he was reading with wide eyes and quickly scanned the room. “I’m sorry, am I the hyung you’re talking to?”

“Yessss,” Yugyeomed moaned again as he looked up at the older boy. “Jinyoung hyung, will you make me some food?”

“I’m sorry Jinyoung isn’t in right now, please leave your message after the tone,” Jinyoung yawned, looking back down to the novel in his hands. 

“HUUUUNGGRRRRYYY,” Yugyeom whined. 

I chuckled as I watched my boyfriend wiggle around on the floor. When he was tired or hungry, it seemed as if he would most often revert back into some sort of toddler mode. 

“Y/N, can’t you control that monster?” Mark groaned, passing through the living room and narrowly avoiding stepping on his dongsaeng. 

“Bammie!” I called down the hallway. “Control your boyfriend!”

“He’s your boyfriend too!” BamBam called back. I groaned and rolled my eyes, I proceed to hop over the side of the couch and wander down the hall. 

“Bammie,” I whispered, sticking my head into he and Yugyeom’s bedroom. “Yuggie is hungry…and I am too. Will you make us Thai food?”

“In ten minutes,” he muttered, tapping at his mouse furiously. Youngjae sat by his side, not even acknowledging my existence as they both focused on the game of League of Legends before them. 

I felt hands press against my sides and a voice appear in my ear. “What did he say?” Yugyeom whined, nuzzling into my neck. 

“That we have to wait,” I grumbled. 

“Aish!” Yugyeom spat, shooting BamBam a dirty look. “Bammie, don’t you love us anymore?”

“Of course I do. I heard Jaebum hyung loves you guys too, you should probably ask him to make you food.”

At that moment, JB was walking down the hall and stopped, looking at the situation with lifted brows. “This is one mess I’m not touching,” he chuckled before continuing his trek back down the hall. 

“Ten minutes in League of Legends time is like ten years,” Yugyeom moaned with a stomp. 

“Yah, Jackson hyung!” he called as he released my hips and disappeared into the next room. 

“No! Keep your lover’s quarrel in there!” Jackson screeched. “But if he happens to be cooking, I am also hungry. Just putting that out into the world if anyone was curious.”

“I mean, if we’re asking, I’m kind of hungry too,” Youngjae sighed, shooting a curious look at BamBam. “I can finish the game if you want to start cooking.”

“Ugh,” BamBam groaned, slamming the mouse down and standing. Youngjae quickly took his spot in the rolling chair and began clicking manically. 

“Hey,” I hissed, furrowing my brows. “Attitude check.”

BamBam’s face softened and he leaned into me, wrapping a careful hand on my lower back. “Sorry jagi,” he whispered, setting a delicate kiss on my temple. 

“Oh, she get’s a ‘sorry jagi?’ I get a ‘you can starve!’” Yugyeom pouted behind us. 

BamBam rolled his eyes at the younger boy and grabbed him by the wrist, pulling him in with his opposite arm. “Sorry babe,” he sighed, standing on his tiptoes and kissing Yugyeom on the temple as well. 

Yugyeom leaned away, shimmying his shoulders slowly with a pout. “So why do you call Y/N jagi and not me?”

“Dear God Yugyeom,” BamBam groaned, fighting the smile on his face. I watched the younger boy carefully as he broke into a smile as well. Both boys engulfed me in their arms and screeched as they began to tickle my sides. 

“Stahp, oh my god, please, I can’t breath!” I croaked, melting into a puddle on the hardwood as their narrow fingers flew across my ribcage. 

“The chop stick twins strike again,” JB chuckled, poking his head from the door. 

“Yah, hyung!” BamBam said, halting his tickling and looking to his older member. “Is that an insult?”

“No, the pair of you have legs that look like chopsticks, that’s all,” Jaebum said, a wry smile on his face. 

“Yah! Your…eyes look like chopsticks!” Yugyeom fired back. 

“Aish, Yugyeom, you should probably leave the insults to us,” BamBam chuckled, helping me up from the ground. 

“Your just a cinnamon roll my love,” I sighed, taking his hand in mine. “Too pure, too good.”

“I like cinnamon rolls,” BamBam nodded with a smile, wrapping his arm around Yugyeom’s waist. 

JB rolled his eyes at the exchange and looked on us pleasantly. I knew the boys were a handful for him on his own, but add me to the situation and he had to deal with chaos a lot of the time. Even though we were crazy, I was pretty sure he was still fond of us. 

“What are you making?” Jinyoung called from the living room, the appearance of BamBam making him suddenly interested. JInyoung had no self control when it came to BamBam’s Thai food although he wouldn’t admit it. 

“Pad kra prao,” BamBam said quickly as he gathered pans from different areas in the kitchen. I set my elbows on the bar and watched as BamBam tied an apron on and giggled at Yugyeom doing the same. 

“So all helpers will get rewarded with food,” BamBam nodded, smiling brightly at Yugyeom and giving him a quick kiss. 

“I don’t need to help to be fed!” Jinyoung pouted. “You have a boyfriend AND girlfriend for that.”

“Y/N can’t help because she tried to cook Thai food with me once and almost set me on fire,” BamBam chuckled. I nodded happily and shot a smug look to Jinyoung. 

“Well, I can arrange to do the same,” Jinyoung hissed, lifting his brows. 

“On second thought, Yugyeom and I will just cook for everyone and if they’d like to help that’s fine too,” BamBam nodded. “I prefer my eyebrows not scorched.”

“You’d still be cute,” Yugyeom cooed, wiggling his butt. 

“That’s beside the point,” BamBam laughed as he busied himself chopping ingredients. Jinyoung leaned beside me and put his hand under his chin. 

“You’re lucky Y/N,” he sighed, giving my a friendly smile. He slowly directed the loving expression to the boys in front of him. 

“I know I am,” I nodded, his smile spreading onto my own lips. “But what makes you say that?”

“I can’t even get one person to go out with me,” JInyoung laughed. “And you have two. They’re a pain in the ass…but they’re good guys…and they love you and each other a lot.”

I nodded slowly. “Thanks JInyoung oppa,” I sighed. “But if you think your sweet words are what’s going to make me give up my portion of delicious Thai food to you, you’re wrong.”

“Damn,” Jinyoung grumbled, his smile turning to a frown. “I take it all back. You guys suck. Quit being cute.”

Originally posted by wangmins