stages of getting dressed

anonymous asked:

i just wanna say that when i get a girlfriend im going to take her out on a lovely date, then afterwards we're going to a nice fancy lounge bar/cafe/wherever. and im gonna say "i'll be right back" and leave for a few minutes but i dont return. i get on stage, in my suit/dress/whatever im wearing and start performing 'accept my shaft", singing while someone else plays elegantly on a grand piano. and i will sing to her how much i'd love for her to survive my thunderous erection

That sounds romantic and all, but I’m worried about how the general public at the bar would react. Unless they’re in on it or something, or your gf likes NSP. I still find it a crime that Accept My Shaft is the only actual NSP song that doesn’t have a music video.

2

Thank god I learned how to put on makeup, and for the fact that I’m not thirteen anymore 🙌🏻

HIGHLIGHTS FROM ADELE’S MSG CONCERT
  • HER SUPER SPARKLY DRESS.
  • A little girl getting on stage to get a selfie with Adele.
  • Adele not knowing the difference between New York and New York City.
  • The story of how she agreed to do Skyfall: she names her albums after the age she was when she wrote the songs and it was the 23rd Bond film AND SHE WAS 23 IT WAS D E S T I N Y.
  • also she was super pregnant at the time lol.
  • She talked A LOT and it was A DELIGHT.
  • Someone Like You was originally written for the guitar but that wasn’t TRAGIC ENOUGH so it was changed to piano.
  • Apparently at a previous show she made a joke about dedicating it to Brangelina, and some reporter took it seriously and wrote that she was genuinely heartbroken about their break up, SO SHE NEEDED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT SHE DOESN’T ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK.
  • Adele is going to go see Beyonce’s show soon and she’s really excited about it.
  • T H E  A D E L E  C U B E
  • For one song she had everyone turn on the flashlights on their phones so it looked like she was singing in a SEA OF STARS

I am very happy and very tired ok goodnight.

Unpopular Opinion Alert

The absence of a photo of Louis’ dressing room does not prove that it does not exist. This fact is important to the next bits of information released or not released.

The pieces of evidence up to this point are:

1. The tour rider – strongly suggests that two members share a room. Given Zayn’s sudden departure and the apparent animosity, my educated guess is that it was not him.

2. Backstage photos that show Louis’ entourage in Harry’s room. Indicate that Harry and Louis are the ones who share. (http://worshippedlove.tumblr.com/post/114441614320

3. Photos from (Oslo) demonstrating 3 dressing rooms clearly for Harry, Niall, Liam and general Wardrobe. Might suggest that Louis is the one who shares a room (with Harry as per the above). 

However, 1DHQ has engaged in a pattern of hinting at delivering a huge Larry thing and then backing out (BBMAs, Lairport 2). So, if fans are getting too excited about onstage interaction they might be planning another bait and switch that’s aimed at the fans (they can release a photo of a door with Louis’ tattoos on it easily. That doesn’t it wasn’t pinned over Harry’s sign for a photo op). 

This doesn’t mean that H and L don’t share a dressing room, it just means that the information released leaves huge opportunities for back peddling (after it’s been released to the general public for seeding purposes with no denials once anything else comes forward). They are very much treating the general public and fandom differently, so they’ve been purposing back tracking within the fandom to move general public seeding further along with disrupting the stats quo among fans too much.

COULD YOU IMAGINE TAYLOR GETTING UP ON THAT GRAMMY STAGE IN THE BLUE OOTW DRESS, BAREFOOT, PERFECT HAIR AND DOING THE CLEAN SPEECH FOR THE LAST TIME AND THEN DOING A OOTW/CLEAN MASHUP AND THE WHOLE AUDIENCE IS IN FUCKING TEARS AND WE ALL DIE RIGHT THERE AND THEN