- Table: *Talking to itself* Okay stay calm. You can't go around embarrassing your BTS oppas.
- Yoongi's Ass: *Accidentally grazes table while Yoongi bows*
- Table: O-oppa! *Collapses*
Happy New Year, Aunt Scripty! I'm wondering about a trope that's fairly common in fiction/TV/film: characters are at the theater; someone collapses on stage or keels over in the audience; someone yells, "Is there a doctor in the house?!" Realistically, how does an off-duty paramedic character respond in such a scenario, or to hearing a cry of "MEDIC!" in a public place?