URRGH I HATE MY FAMILY I SPENT FUCKING HOURS ARRANGING THESE CUPS AND THEY JUST KNOCK THEM OFF LIKE “HI DEAR NICE TO SEE YOU, THANKS FOR FIGHTING EVIL WHOOPS WHERE THOSE YOUR CAREFULLY STACKED CUPS?? LET ME JUST HURL THIS GOAT LEG FROM THE TABLE AND KNOCK ‘EM ALL DOWN” AND THEY TRAP ME IN MY ROOM BY SITTING IN FRONT OF THE DOOR AND THEY CALLED MY DOG STUPID ONE TOO MANY TIMES
I am taking them onto the roof and SHOUTING them into the lake
The best books, they don’t talk about things you never thought about before. They talk about things you always thought about, but that you didn’t think anyone else had thought about. You read them, and suddenly you’re a little bit less alone in the world.
Give me a character and I’ll tell you my headcanon for:
What they smell like: Oil (from inventing all day) and sugar.
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): As long as he can and in any way he can. Often in a way that makes his back hurt.
What music they enjoy: Anything as long as it isn’t too loud.
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: Depends. Sometimes he just rolls out of his chair and shuffles around in his robe. Other times, he does the whole hair and make up routine, who he has down to a science so it doesn’t take long.
Their favorite thing to collect: Buttons. They gotta go somewhere, right? Also recipes.
Left or right-handed: Righty.
Favorite sport: -laughs for ten straight minutes- Oh wait you’re serious. Um, is cup stacking considered a sport? Honestly, I’m sure he likes dancing but he’d never say it was a sport.
Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Going to different sweet shops or bakeries to try out the local confections.
Favorite kind of weather: Rainy. Keeps the brats inside.
A weird/obscure fear they have: High wind. He can hear every tree in Lazytown groaning from his bunker and it makes him jump, thinking someone is trying to break in.
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: You’ve seen him with a hammer. He’d kill at wack-a-mole.