stacie conrad*

Incorrect Quotes
  • Beca: okay, let's go over this one more time... If you bite and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites and you die, it's poisonous, got it?
  • Stacie: I think so...
  • Emily: Wait, I have a question! What if I bite it and it dies?
  • Jessica: That means you're poisonous
  • Lilly: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Cynthia Rose: That's voodoo
  • Aubrey: Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Beca: [getting annoyed] that's correlation not causation
  • Chloe: Alright, and what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Flo: ...That's kinky
  • Stacie: So captain. Amy says you weren't in your room last night. *winks* What did you get up to?
  • Beca: Oh I'd rather not say.
  • Stacie: Come on give me all the details. You were with Chloe weren't you?
  • Beca: Yeah we just kinda talked about our feelings and stuff . And we kissed and held hands .*blushing* And we had a picnic in the park.
  • Stacie: Gross I thought you were getting some

Fat Amy on PP1: “at least, one member of Bellas is gay. My money on the black panther”.

Aubrey : “Totally ! ”

Fat Amy on PP3: “At least, one member of Bellas is straight.”

Aubrey: “Totally !”

Fat Amy: “And it’s not you right ?”

Aubrey looking to Stacie: “Right.”

anonymous asked:

Can you do a BeChloe version of the "Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers" thing?

Sorry it took me a literal year to answer this…

Beca’s never been the tidiest person. It’s not that she isn’t clean… it’s just that she has better stuff to do. Like work on a mix, or watch TV with Stacie, or literally anything else. That, combined with her lazy ass and poor memory means that about once a month, she runs completely out of clean clothes. 

Today is one of those days.

It’s not a problem, really. She lives in an apartment but their laundry’s in-house, so they don’t really have to pay for it. Besides like, with utilities and things (but Beca lets Stacie deal with that).

And sure, her roommates, Stacie and Amy, do seem to do an unprecedented amount of laundry (for both girls, Beca is certain she doesn’t wanna know why), but they know to stay out of Beca’s way when it’s her time of the month.

Her laundry time of the month… not her other time of the month (although probably that too).

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