stacie conrad*

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven"
  • Jessica: Darling, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Ashley: Nope, but it sure did hurt when I fell for you *winks*
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  • Chloe: Becs, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Beca: No, but I scuffed my knees when I crawled up from hell *high fives Fat Amy*
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  • Stacie: Hey Bree, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Aubrey: Are you calling me satan?
  • Stacie: Yes
Incorrect Quotes
  • Beca: okay, let's go over this one more time... If you bite and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites and you die, it's poisonous, got it?
  • Stacie: I think so...
  • Emily: Wait, I have a question! What if I bite it and it dies?
  • Jessica: That means you're poisonous
  • Lilly: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Cynthia Rose: That's voodoo
  • Aubrey: Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Beca: [getting annoyed] that's correlation not causation
  • Chloe: Alright, and what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Flo: ...That's kinky