stab kids

One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.

What Each Type Does With a Pencil (don’t ask, just read :)

INTP, ENTP: Unconsciously bites it (probably chokes on it but end up being fine)

INFP: Writes an awesome story in 50 pages and gets a sore wrist for a month

ESFP, ESTP: Why would they have a pencil in the first place???

ISTP: Throws it away cause he/she is too cool for a normal pencil. *takes out mechanical pencil*

ISFP: Unconsciously puts the pencil in his/her hair and then spends 4 minutes looking for the pencil.

INTJ, ISTJ: Solves a hugggeee math problem with it while people are low-key copying from their paper.

ENFJ, ESFJ: ‘’Hey do you have a pencil?’’  *but. its the only one left, should I give it to them? The teacher will SCREAM at me if I don’t have a pencil. But… I have to be nice….*   ‘’sure, here you go :)’’

ESTJ, ENTJ: STABS A KID WITH THE PENCIL BECAUSE THEY SAID SOMETHING STUPID. you’d expect me to be kidding, but i’m not kidding.

INFJ, ISFJ: Helps people solve their complicated math problems and is yelled by the teacher for some reason.

ENFP:

Originally posted by burntpasta

Writing Broganes Angst
  • Me mumbling: I'm the worst.
  • Me describing Keith's tears and Shiro's screams: I'm literally that Elmo gif where he's on flames.
  • Me as I write Lance's reaction: Who needs a heart

knightpatroclus  asked:

my grade started out with 130 people which is normal for my school, but every year since seventh grade five people are expelled/asked to leave/ mysteriously vanished. Reasons vary from doing drugs to putting tape on a backpack. My friend was expelled because he missed too much school because he was in a mental institution and then our math teacher suspended him for not having his work done. But a kid who stabbed someone in the back of the neck with a pencil is still here. We're down to 105.

what is wrong with your school

The signs as shit people on my debate team have said
  • Aries: Immanuel Kant looks like a poorly made balloon animal of a grandma with curlers still in
  • Taurus: If you're going to tell racist jokes, at least use correct grammar
  • Gemini: Morally speaking, it's better to kill one baby than eight babies
  • Cancer: Elliot, tie me a noose!
  • Leo: Just because my hand isn't yours doesn't mean it doesn't exist
  • Virgo: Why does Public Forum have to sit down during crossfire? Because a few years ago a kid stabbed his opponent. Thanks a lot, Washington.
  • Libra: He's learning not to be a dick. Finally.
  • Scorpio: I could stab my opponent, but that doesn't mean I should
  • Sagittarius: *debate coach* You can't find a fork? That's unFORKtunate
  • Capricorn: Yup, that's a coffee cup with a santa hat and fishnets. Get festive!
  • Aquarius: Put the rope in your teeth and just do it
  • Pisces: I'm very passionate about my scouting activities

Here’s thing thing about Big Little Lies: most of the cast is women, there’s sexy murder, they’re all bored housewives and yet theres no lesbianism. not even the gratuitous, male-gazey kind! come on i wanna see reese witherspoon stab her kid out of boredom and make out with nicole kidman give me the bad representation.

anonymous asked:

Isn't he carrying Chara out though?

THIS IS WHERE THE LITTLE OTHER CHILD COMES IN

like a lil’ kid saw asriel be like WHOAA DUDE THAT COOL CAN I RIDE YOU OR SOMETHING. Then azzie is like , uH sure?????? i guess??? but charas liek NO DUDE FAKIN’ KILL THIS MIGGET but asriel is like BUT THEY LIKE NOT WANT TO STAB ME?

so the kid and azzie goes to the town and people like WHOA dat a monster.
then the kid goes like AY MA LOOK AT THIS RAD THING DUDE . the mom is like , U H UM I DONT THINK THATS SAFE.

then asriel is like . nah dude chilly willy im only here to bury this dead child we found in the underground. its their last wish and shit dude.

they like start debating

BUT THEN THE KID BE LIKE

THIS MONSTER IS NICE SO STAP TRYING TO MURDER HIM.

so they left asriel bury the dead chara. chara is furious cuz azzie aint killin anyone, then the kid asks asriel to get some cookies and then asriel goes back to his mom and dad with cookies the end


ISNT THIS A WELL THOUGHT OUT HEADCANON I TOTALLY DIDNT WAKE UP IN THE MORNING JUST TO TYPE THIS WOOOOOOO

Very romantic painting of two idiots romantically trying to murder each other.
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