staaahp!!!!

Everyone who watches Durarara at some point
  • Me: just kill that damn flea already Shizuo! He's caused you and others so much pain and suffering
  • Shizuo: *is about to kill Izaya*
  • Me: NO WAIT!!!! DON'T DO IT STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAAAHP

anonymous asked:

Lestat!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (I MEAN HE’S GORGEOUS, HE SAYS SO HIMSELF, BUT IDK MAN. DO I BELIEVE HIM? NOT SURE.)

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: He’s charming and hysterically funny (which is also what makes him dangerous lol), and I find that when I am AWAY from Lestat I’m not a huge fan of him, but once I’m actually reading one of his books he has me laughing and cheering for him.

worst quality: This fuckin guy. He’s so selfish and manipulative and he twists all the stories to excuse himself for his terrible decisions. SOMETIMES he pays for what he does, that’s cool, but often he doesn’t. 

ship them with: Nicki. :( 

brotp them with: Armand, Quinn.

needs to stay away from: Everyone? LOL Mostly his abused fledglings, I suppose. 

misc. thoughts: I find Lestat fascinating as a character in terms of toggling between being mad at HIM vs. being mad at ANNE for some of his atrocious behavior. If you can accept canon reality and NOT judge him as a complete Mary Sue the series is actually like a fascinating portrait of an egomaniac and I love unpacking the stories as him being an unreliable narrator, and I love hand-waving away people’s OOC actions by going “Well Lestat isn’t reading them the right way and is relaying it to us with his skewed perception of events” and that can make things really interesting to me.  And the more time goes by and the more focus I put on BELIEVING THE CANON, the more it makes me think Louis was telling the truth the whole fucking time. AND LIKE. The funny thing about it is that it’s kind of a happy accident on Anne’s part, I really don’t think she intended for any of this but it’s a way for me to squeeze more enjoyment out of these goddamn books after like 17 years goddamn. 

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Sean Maguire, who do you think is Robin Hood’s true love, because I see the connection that he has with Regina but, you know… [x]

#actual 5 year olds #Bex and Lana everybody

whyskyisblue  asked:

*feeling my face hot n red* ~oooh she's hugging meeh...♡ *shake my head* N-NAAAUM! STAAAHP! B-Baka Rey! No!... Waah Don't hug mee... *hide behind the curtains* ... hugs... my weakness... hhh

*hugs more* LEMME HUG U!!!!

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“All Blue… the dream of every cook. East Blue, West Blue, North Blue, South Blue. The various types of fish found in each of those 4 seas are supposedly found in All Blue…”

Happy birthday snajey ❤❤❤ !! I hope you had a great day~ !

 Have my first attempted and proudly drawn Sanji (♡ ὅ ◡ ὅ )ʃ♡ ~ ! And happy birthday again !  ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ 

Dating Calum would consists of

  • puppy eyes (O_O)
  • him being naked all. the. time.
  • casually having his hands on your boobs 
  • lots of pouting
  • stripper moves when an usher song would come on shuffle
  • PUPPY EYES
  • collarbone kisses
  • you having him saved in your phone as ‘cutie with a booty’
  • talking about that booty…your. hands. on. his. butt. errr. day.
  • HIS BOOTY
  • ‘ur like a lil puppy’ 
  • ‘i’ll give you a massage if you give me one first’ ‘promise?’ ‘pinky promise’
  • ‘calum i’ve been massaging you for 40 minutes now, can we switch’ ‘not yet’
  • ‘i said not yet dammit
  • drunk sex
  • ‘why are you looking at me like that’ *giggles* ‘staaahp’
  • lots of cuddles
  • speaking of which, his hand draped over you in some way at every moment
  • ‘ugh, guys, gross’ ‘get a room’ ‘ur like the most disgusting couple ever ugh’
  • hickeys.
  • ‘oh my god did i hurt you??’ ‘i’m fine calum continue’ 
  • ‘are u sure?’ ‘YES I’M SURE’
  • ‘but you screamed like really loudly’ *sigh* ‘that wasn’t from pain Calum’ ‘oh. OH.’
  • hickeys. on. collarbones.
  • you tracing his tattos while he fall asleeps.
  • spending rainy days together.