staaaaarring

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On the new album, your fascination with America continues. When did this interest begin? ‘What clinches it is the feeling I have when I am there: I feel very creative and unrestricted. I can be anyone. I think that’s because in American culture the idea of fantasy is really integral. It seems so to me as an outsider, anyway. And there’s almost a feeling of unreality when I’m staying there. I can’t quite describe it, it’s almost like nothing is real.’

1/11/17 Good news, everyone! 

You remember how I’m always talking about how I want to get a time machine so I can go back to the 1800s and join that one fencing society where everyone wears a fencing mask with holes over the cheeks so you can get a dashing scar with which to impress romantic prospects?

And also remember how there was a feral cat inside the roof and we didn’t know how to get him down?

Well, there is no longer a cat in the roof and I no longer need a time machine to acquire a dashing facial scar! I am so dashing right now, you would not believe it. So very, very dashing. Dashing smells like bactine!

Since he was forcibly removed from the premises, The Small Grey Lump That Goes Meow has been staaaaaring sadly in the window at us, hoping fortune will smile upon him and he will someday return to the Safe Warm Place With Hot And Cold Running Rodent Supply. (Except they stop running when you bite them.)

a week ago you said to me do you believe i’ll never be too faaaaaar if you’re lost just look for me you’ll find me in the region of the summer staaaaars the fact that we can sit right here and say goodbyee means we’ve already woOoon the neceSSiTy for apologies between you and me baby there iiiiIIIIiIIIs none OooOoUUuUUuuooo we had some good times didn’t we oOoooUuUuUUooOO we had some good tricks up our sleeveee OoOOuUUuUuoooo goodbyes are bittersweet but it’s not the end i’ll see your face again you will find mEE yeah you will find mE in places that we’ve never beeeen for reasons we don’t understaaaAND walking in the wiiiind walking in the wiiiiind yesterday i went out to celebrate a birthday of a friiiendd but as we raised our glasses uP to make a toaST i realized you were missin OooOoUUuUUuu we had some good times didn’t we oOoooUuUuUUooOO we wore our hearts out on our sleeve OoOOuUUuUuoo goodbyes are bittersweet but it’s not the end i’ll see your face again you will find mEE yeah you will find mE in placES that we’ve never bEEn for reaSOns we don’t understANd walking in the wiiind walking in tHE WIIND and i knOOoOOOOW we’ll be alright chiilld just close your eyeEEeeEs and seEeEEEEEEEEEEEE and i’ll be by your sideee anyyyyy tiiiime you’re needing meee OHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you will find mE yeah you will find meeeeeEEeEeeEEee in placES that we’ve never bEEEn for reaSONs we don’t understAND walking in the wiIIiIIiind walking in tHE wIIIIIIND!!!!! walking in the wind……..

some BODY once told me the world was gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the she she was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they don't stop comin fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin don't make sense not o live for fun your brain gets smart and your head gets dumb so much to do so much to see so what's wrong with takin the backstreets youll never know if you don't go you'll never shine if you don't gooOOO HEY NOW YOURE AN ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAAAY HEY NOW YOURE A ROCK STAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOOLD ONLY SHOOTIN STAAAAARS BREAK THE MOOOOOOLD it's A COLD PLACE AND IT ONLY GETS COLDER bundle up now wait till you get older but the media men beg to differ judging by the hole in the satellite picture THE ICE WE SKATE is getting pretty thin the waters getting warm so we might as well swim my worlds on fire how bout yours that the way I like it and I never get bored HEY NOW you're an all star get your game on go play hey now you're a rockstar get the show on get paid ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STAAAAAAAAAAAARS some BODY once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get my self away from this plaaace I said YEP. WHAT A CONCEPT. I COULD USE A LITTLE GAS MYSELF. And we could all use a little chaaaAAAAAAAANGE WELL the years start comin and they don't stop comin fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin don't make sense not o live for fun your brain gets smart and your head gets dumb so much to do so much to see so what's wrong with takin the backstreets youll never know if you don't go you'll never shine if you don't gooOOO HEY NOW YOURE AN ALL STAR GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAAAY HEY NOW YOURE A ROCK STAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOOLD ONLY SHOOTIN STAAAAARS BREAK THE MOOOOOOLD

WISHIN on a STAAAAAR!!! THAT’s just a !!!!! SATELLITE !!!!!!! drivin in a cAR !!!! WITH !!!!!!!! BROKEN!!!!!! TAIL!!!!!! LIGHTS!!!!!!!! na na na na na !!! NA !!!!! na na na na naaaaaa !!!!!!!

Still two of my fave monsters of all time.
I don’t really like the movie version of P Head I always thought the game version was so much better/creepier.
Can’t decide who I like more out of these two.. kinda leaning towards Nemesis.. I just love how he mutates throughout the game and his ‘STAAAAARS’ and theme used to give me chills/make me PANIC when he appeared.

*casually flipping the pages of Ashlesha during lunch because good books deserve to have their spines cracked open again and again*

*focuses on the Names page*

Django = “Romani Sinti name that most likely means ‘to awaken’”

Whetū = “ Māori, 'star’, used as singular or plural form.”

*thinks about the fact that the trilogy is called 'Awaken the Stars’*

*FUCKING LIGHTBULB FOLLOWED BY SCREECHING*

I didn’t think my excitement for Vishakha could get any bigger, yet here I am screaming in a public place. *pumps fists* DJANGO BACKSTORY DJANGO BACKSTORY DJANGO WHETŪ AWAKEN THE STAAAAARS.

history of the world quotes

“and some of it is water. fuck it. actually most of it is water”

“theres something floating around that wants to join in too but cant cause its still too-” *VERY LOUD AMBIENT SOUNDS WITH THE WORD “HOT” FLASHING ON THE SCREEN*

“and its getting closer together. and its getting closer together. and its getting cl-” *explosion* “♫its a staaaaar♫”

“like this ball of flaming rocks!- holy shit we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks”

“volcano alert! ♫thats land!♫”

“♫taste the sun♫”

“get a stronger egg. put water in it. have a baby. on land. in an egg. water is in the egg. baby in the egg. in the water. in the egg.”

“wanna see a map of the land? here you go.” *explosion* “aw fuck, now everything is dead.”

“and make sounds with their voice!” “gneurshk”

“fuck it. time to plant some grass.”

“also, guess what? ♫egyYYYYYYYYYYPT!♫”

“♫new ari-vals in in-di-aaaa! maybe it was those horse-people i was talkin’ about or their cousins or somethin’♫”

“get the hell out of here. will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants? okay thanks, bye”