My name is Shirley! I’m a poor receptionist who lives all alone and wants very much to raise children of her own. Alas, the helter skelter life of a working girl has left me no time to find a partner, and the cruel reality of adoption economics has left me unable to purchase even the runtiest of orphans!
So, this is a little old (the release of Deathly Hallows Pt. 2) and after I graduated, but I just wanted to point out how awesome my undergraduate college is! St. Olaf College FTW! This is our college pastor, btw