you know theres that post that said “cant wait for star trek 3 to come out so everyone changes their urls back and i can finally remember who all of u are” but like. i had no idea how real that would be until right now honestly?? sup everyone from 3yrs ago whats good how’s life
I want a fic or something where everyone is like Disgusted with how /married/ jim and bones are and everyone talks behind their backs like ‘why arent they together???? can’t they see that theyre in love’ 'oh my god these idiots are blind just have sex already’ and one day someone actually brings it up to them and bones just goes
“What the hell are you talking on about? We’re fucking married.”
Of course everyone is just like “WHAT”
And jim goes “well shit bones i think we forgot to tell people, though i thought we were being pretty obvious.”
DO NOT SHIP JASPIS! DO NOT SHIP CLEARL, CANONICAL ABUSE VICTIMS WITH THEIR ABUSERS! DO NOT MISTAKE LAPIS’S SYMPTOMS OF ABUSE LIKE GUILT AND SELF-LOATHING FOR ROMANTIC FEELINGS TOWARDS JASPER! DO NOT ROMANTICIZE JASPER’S MANIPULATIVE NATURE AND EMOTIONALLY/PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE TENDENCIES!