st trinian's

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Voltron Aesthetic: St Trinian’s Boarding School AU

We are the best
So screw the rest
We do as we damn well please
Until the end
St Trinian’s
Defenders of Anarchy

Featuring:Headboy!Shiro, Rudeboy!Lance, Poshtotty!Keith, Geek!Pidge and Indie!Hunk.
Every first year student at the boarding school of Hell will learn the same six things within the first week:
  • Headboy Kuro Shirogane is the real authority around here.
  • If an upperclassman offers you any sum of money for finding out Headmistress Altea’s age, do not accept. Repeat. Do not accept.
  • Lance McClain is banned from anything containing more than 5% alcohol pass it on.
  • Keith Kogane’s heels provide a twenty second warning to get the hell out the way or be crushed by six-inch stilettos.
  • One should avoid pissing off Pidge Gunderson if one values one’s wifi access.
  • In Hunk Garrett we trust.
St Trinian’s appreciation post

headmistress played by Rupert Everett (who is gay)

beautiful badass heroines

DOG

girl power

CHAOS

jane austen references (the dog is called Mr Darcy btw) also colin firth

sport lessons are… interesting

drunk teachers are best teachers

about 75% of them are probably gay

“you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”

do yourself a favor and watch st trinian’s

and like 99,9% of the characters are british so if u like our accent then there u go

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Gemma Arterton | 2007-2013

OKAY

BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT ST. TRINIANS?????

IT’S A MOVIE ABOUT A BOARDING SCHOOL FOR GIRLS WHO WEREN’T “NORMAL” ENOUGH TO GET INTO “NORMAL” SCHOOLS

SO THEY HAVE THIS GIRL AS THE MAIN CHARACTER

WHO WAS ALSO IN

HER CHARACTER IS ENROLLED IN ST TRINIANS BECAUSE HER FATHER, PLAYED BY THIS GUY

WHO ALSO GAVE VOICE TO THIS GUY

SO HER FATHER IS A CHEAP PIECE OF CRAP WHO DOESNT CARE ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER, SO HE LEAVES HER IN THIS SCHOOL WHERE HIS SISTER IS THE HEADMISTRESS

YUP SHE IS PLAYED BY THE SAME GUY

SO THE SCHOOL OWES BANK A LOT OF MONEY

AND THEY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

OR SCHOOL WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND THEY WILL BE FORCED TO GO TO NORMAL SCHOOLS

AND THIS GUY - THE MINISTER OF EDUCATION

(OH YEAH THAT’S COLIN FIRTH)

WANTS TO SHUT THIS AND EVERY OTHER SCHOOL LIKE THIS DOWN

SO BASICALLY IT IS A FREAKING AWESOME MOVIE BECAUSE OF THEIR CAST

GEMMA ARTENTON

RUSSELL BRAND

MISCHA BARTON

STEPHEN FRY

FABULOUS QUOTES

AND MANY MORE

AND

IT HAS A SEQUEL

ABOUT FREAKING SHAKESPEARE

AND GUESS WHO PLAYS THE BAD GUY

HERE, YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT NOW

*drops the mic*

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111 guys who have ruined my life (in alphabetical order) - Colin Firth (35/111)