Random Headcanon: The bit where character A walks into a room and finds character B entangled in some utterly ludicrous situation, and after a long, awkward pause, B calmly states “okay, I can explain” is a popular trope in both human and Vulcan comedy, albeit for totally different reasons.

you know how we all collectively thought as a fandom that even’s always been very sure about his sexuality and what he liked and what he wanted 

and now we’re sitting here trying to process the fact that he wasn’t, and he hated himself so much he tried to “cure” himself and then tried to take his own life because he was being told he was going to hell for liking boys

we have seriously never toed the waters we’re being forcefully thrown into right now. even bech næsheim had a similar struggle to isak’s concerning religion and homosexuality, and he still pursued isak – he still saw this boy and said, maybe he’s worth it. maybe this one’s different. maybe it’s not wrong.

and now they’re both living together and are happy with who they are and don’t touch me

So I started playing BoTW’s Master Mode a while ago and due to the DLC armor being available right as you get off the Plateau, I grabbed the Phantom Set ASAP since it has higher defense than most unupgraded armor and has Attack Up as a set bonus.

What I didn’t expect is that it made cutscenes hilarious to me.

And on top of that when you combine it with a horse with the monster gear it looks fucking nightmarish

The entire game has just become a goofy mess where a timeline-hopping Phantom inexplicably appears and starts saving Hyrule for no reason and because of this the people are terrified of him. Nobody understands the Phantom or why he exists, only that he is spooky.

I love this game.