“Joyce, this is Hawkins, okay? You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? Do you wanna know the worst thing? It was when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie’s head because it thought that her hair was a nest.”

a true gift

me: *scrolls past another gifset of jonathan and nancy* I’ve already reblogged too much jancy today, I shouldn’t clog up people’s feeds with it

also me: *scrolls back up through 25 other posts just to reblog that one jancy set* jk theres no such thing as “too much jancy”, this shit’s a gift to us all