Take a moment to imagine Sera drawing penises in people’s faces in their sleep. Now imagine Vivienne  chasing  her around the keep in her pajamas, screaming and shooting fireballs at the elf, and Sera running for dear life, finally understanding what true fear is.

Lesbianingwarden's Follow Forever!

I hit 100 followers a day or two ago and I said I might make one of these so I did, honestly I don’t know how these work. Almost all of my followers are mutual and I love you all!

My Biggest Fans according to Tumblr Activity

the-chakaa-khaan nugstothehell mahaan-cadash arkvenor

People who I’m surprised followed back because they’re so awesome and probably have a thousand followers 

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I so hope Solas is a romance.

I want my inquisitor to cuddle with him, and squeeze him so hard in her sleep that he swears he heard a rib snap and can’t for the life of him get out of her loving death grip.  

Cassandra walks in to greet the inquisitor that morning and is surprised when she hears a breathy, distraught “heLP ME” from under the covers.

bioware i have an even better idea than hetero Cass:

ahem[clears throat]

asexual Cass romance where the inquisitor gets Cass a mabari puppy and Cass teaches them how to dance and Cass and the Inquisitor spar with each other in their spare time and sling vitriolic comments at each other and have  post-sparing cuddles with sweet kisses and take the inquisition on a picnic at some point like overbearing but loving parents  

lesbianingwardens Follow Forever!!

Hello friends!! I made it to 840 followers today and I thought now would be a great time to do this! I just wanted to thank everyone for following me and staying with me! Most are mutuals I think :) 

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I’m definitely going to be adding more through out the night! I love you all very much!