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Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day : #2
  • Hufflepuff: "Hi, did it hurt?"
  • Slytherin: "What?"
  • Hufflepuff: "When you fell from heaven."
  • Slytherin: "Did you just call me Satan?"
Shit Slytherins Say: #78
  • Gryffindor: "You're wearing all black."
  • Slytherin: "So...?"
  • Gryffindor: "So who's funeral are you going to?"
  • Slytherin: **looks around**
  • Slytherin: "Haven't decided yet"