sry claire

If (Modern) Jamie and Claire could text: Target Tampon Run Edition (for @anoutlandishidea)
  • Jamie: have a question
  • Claire: have an answer
  • Claire: probably
  • Jamie: ye always do
  • Jamie: what are yr thoughts on menstrual cups?
  • Claire: P(T*&T(^R*&#TRP*&#TGPR:IWEHFVFOC*&I
  • Claire: PIWUEGWOEUBGWIUEBGPWEGB
  • Claire: _DYING_
  • Jamie: it's a simple question ssnch
  • Jamie: for or against?
  • Jamie: waiting...
  • Claire: sry
  • Claire: i'm laugh n so hard cant tpe
  • Jamie : i have full faith in ye
  • Claire: okay okay
  • Claire: um...well...
  • Claire: What is...'never used one but they seem practical enough?'
  • Claire: I guess?
  • Jamie: good, i agree, thanks MND,
  • Jamie: see ye in a bit
  • Claire: WAIT WAIT WAIT, I THINK THE FUCK *NOT*!
  • Jamie: huh? i AM going to be home shortly
  • Claire: oh, come ON
  • Claire: you can't just drop a menstrual bomb and then saunter off without another word!
  • Jamie: I'm in the Target, lots to buy
  • Claire: WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU URGENTLY NEED MY INPUT ON FEMININE PRODUCTS???
  • Jamie: well ye start your courses tomorrow, aye?
  • CLaire: (I shouldn't be surprised but damn me, it gets me every time)
  • Claire: IF YOU SAY IT, IT MUST BE TRUE
  • Jamie: aye
  • Jamie: 10:47 am. Be ready
  • Claire: JHRCCCCC, like a weatherman
  • Jamie: but anyhow, we'll be leaving for Auntie Jocasta's camper Gathering-stravanza in the morning
  • Jamie: and as it'll be Monday before we return
  • Jamie: it seemed wise to stock up
  • Claire: you are absurd
  • Claire: and a very useful man to have around
  • Claire: thank you, darling
  • Claire: ...but wait, what's the cup business?
  • Jamie: WELL, YE SEE
  • Claire: oh lord
  • Jamie: since Brianna AND Lizzie AND Marsali have all been in the house these last few days
  • Jamie: i'm expecting somewhat of a collective epidemic
  • Jamie: so, I thought it best to be prepared for an outbreak, since we'll be out in the mountains
  • Claire: supremely practical
  • Jamie: but tampons are j(*(&^(*^%(&^$(&(*_)*ing expensive
  • Jamie: and buying enough for four grown women was just more than i could bear
  • Jamie: and so the wee cup seemed an ingenious solution.
  • Jamie: so i've got four in the cart
  • Jamie: all set
  • Claire: CACCCCKKKKLLLLLLLLINNNNNGGGGGG
  • Jamie: ?
  • Jamie: Why?
  • Jamie: makes sense, aye?
  • Claire: wel
  • Claire: YES
  • Jamie: so....?
  • Claire: I will pay GOOD MONEY
  • Claire: for the pleasure of watching you explaining to YOUR DAUGHTERS why EXACTLY you were thinking about their menstrual health economies
  • Claire: I will pay DOUBLE to see you actually explain the FUNCTION
  • Claire: poor lizzie probably would FAINT from shock
  • Jamie: they're smart lasses, they dinna need an explanation. I"ll just leave them out for them
  • Claire: [o4htnpqeubrg[q9834htbpqieybgriaeurj
  • Jamie: SSNCH YE MUST STOP THAT
  • Claire: YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE THEM ABOUT
  • Claire: AS LITTLE UNEXPLAINED GIFTS??
  • Claire: LIKE FATHER CHRISTMAS???
  • Claire: FATHER...LADY BUSINESS??
  • Jamie: ye're laughing now
  • Claire: YOU BET YOUR SWEET GINGER ARSE I AMMMM
  • Jamie: but i'll be keeping a ledger of the savings over time
  • Claire: No no no non orijgnpqeirg
  • Claire: IT IS TOOOOO MUCHHHHHH
  • Jamie: and we'll just see, wont we?
  • Claire: JAMIE
  • Claire: JAMIE YOU'RE DESTROYING ME
  • Jamie: oh,wait...
  • Claire: I CANNNAAAAAAAA
  • Jamie: son of a BANNOCK
  • Claire: what?
  • Jamie: I canna get these
  • Claire: WHAT??
  • Claire: NO!! YOU CAn'T BACK OUT NOW!!!
  • Claire: THE COST SAVINGS, JAMIE!!!! THE SAVINGSS!!!!
  • Claire: (honestly dying over here)(screenshotting this to everyone i know)
  • Jamie: because I've just looked at the product name and it's called
  • Jamie: ughjjih it just makes me want to gag
  • Claire: what?
  • Claire: Pussy Pot?
  • Claire: Blood Bucket?
  • Jamie: dinna be crass
  • Claire: oh, so you're grossed out because it uses anatomical terms??
  • Claire: Jamie, 'VAGINA' is a perfectly natural
  • Jamie: HUSH
  • Jamie: I'm fashed because it's called a
  • Jamie: 'Diva Cup'
  • Claire: ....so?
  • Jamie: SO??
  • Jamie: that's the most patronizing garbage of a name i've ever heard!
  • Jamie: why does a practical contraption for managing a woman's courses need to be loaded wi' the implication of being SASSY and OVERBEARING and such?
  • Jamie: it's most often used in a sexist, disparaging context to criticize strong women
  • Jamie: and so to put it on a useful product such as this is just
  • Jamie: eirjngpqirbg
  • Jamie: it's revolting
  • Claire: I ....
  • Claire: have never loved you more than I do right now.
  • Claire: How about we order a generic brand on Amazon?
  • Jamie: they have other brands?
  • Claire: yep!
  • Claire: whole selection of NONPATRONIZING VAGINA VASES
  • Jamie: see, I kent you were a practical woman, too, ssnch
  • Jamie: I'll start the spreadsheet when i get home
  • Claire: i don't doubt you will

I was in the middle of making a Kolvina vid (which will probably be finished later today) when I came across this quote from Marcel - “This guy is not your friend. He wants to use you to get his own way.”

Kol (after she found out who he really was) never ever tried to use her like everyone in her life always has. Marcel, her mother, all the Mikaelsons, even Cami, have all used her and pretended to be on her side at least once just so they can take advantage of the power she possessed. But Kol never did, because he knew what that felt like. 

He was always the odd one out. He (and Finn) were left out of the Always and Forever pledge that Klaus, Rebekah, and Elijah made. In one of the 3x01 flashbacks, the writers try to imply that all five siblings were included in that vow, but you can’t erase cannon, and Kol and Finn were clearly absent when it was made. Even though he never really made or agreed to abide by it, he was still held to it. 

He was kept around when Klaus, Elijah, or Rebekah saw fit, and if he stepped out of line or there was no use for him, he was daggered and stuffed in a box for decades at a time, all under the pretense of keeping him safe.

Now, does this sound vaguely familiar to anyone?

Marcel kept Davina safe by keeping her locked away in an attic while he reaped the benefits of her magic. I’m not hating on Marcel in any way, I love he and Davina’s relationship, but there’s still an echo of familiarity to it that Kol obviously could relate to. 

“We’re kindred souls.” - Kol to Davina, 2x02

How amazing is that quote? I have to say it’s my all time favorite from any show, period. There’s just something so simply, yet intrinsically beautiful about it that you can’t help but adore it, and what’s even better is that it really is true. Kol means it when he says this, and from the man that had said “Settling for mortals is the first sign of weakness.” it means even that much more.

I believe their past experiences with other people allow them to love each other so wholly, without any reservations, prejudices, or ulterior motives…

And THAT is why they are my otp

If Jamie and Claire could text: Wedding Eve (1x06|1x07) Edition
  • Claire: cheerioooooooooooooooo yon brAwginge
  • Claire: wot wot
  • Claire: wot
  • Claire: woooooooooooot
  • Jamie: sry who is this?
  • Claire: WIFEY
  • Claire: fiansay-eY actually
  • Claire: that does nt look spellt correcticallement
  • Claire: willie gave m ur digits
  • Claire: it all fine. Cos we're affionzed.
  • Claire: affiunced
  • Claire: nope
  • Claire: snot it neithr.
  • Claire: B E TROTH ED
  • Jamie: are ye *quite* alright mistress Beauchamp??
  • Claire: PERFECTLY FINE
  • Claire: SCPLENDLID
  • Claire: ...
  • Claire: why
  • Claire: is it because of youstoo drunjk?
  • Jamie: ...
  • Claire: wemakealovelllymatch
  • Claire: good to haveawhiskey manround the house
  • Claire: tent
  • Jamie: ...
  • Claire: patchofmud
  • Claire: oy! fiancé duty numbeone
  • Claire: HA
  • Claire: spiellerd it ringhtthat time
  • Claire: 👍
  • Claire: but anywhey HAVEADUTYFORYOU
  • Jamie: your servant, my lady
  • Claire: exlent
  • Claire: ~ohsomuchmorewhiskey in my hand plz. empty here
  • Jamie: I dinna think that's a good idea, Claire
  • Claire: AFFRONTEDFACE
  • Claire: BESTOF ALLIDEAS SAYS I
  • Jamie: I'll be there in a moment
  • Claire: coming here? W/ 🍸?
  • Claire: wait
  • Claire: Ono
  • Claire: tomyroom?
  • Jamie: ...aye?
  • Claire: ohhhhhhnoooooooo
  • Jamie: just to make sure you're safely abed w some water n bread to settle yr wame
  • Jamie: ?????
  • Jamie: what's wrong MND?
  • Claire: wots mnd
  • Jamie: nevermind
  • Jamie: why did ye say oh no
  • Claire: cause u r
  • Claire: maannnnly
  • Claire: andyousmell like
  • Claire: camping
  • Claire: and beefjrky
  • Claire: and it makes mewanttajump yourvirginbones whereyoustand
  • Claire: but I'm mariagedddddd
  • Jamie: not til tomorrow lass
  • Jamie: but I'll take as a compliment? i suppose?
  • Claire: jesush Rooseveltchristmas piece of toazt
  • Jamie: be there to tuck ye in momentarily
  • Claire: don't doo itttt
  • Claire: stay ye back
  • Claire: forbidden tasty ginger fruit
  • Jamie: autocorrect?
  • Claire: um?
  • Claire: hold on 1 mo
  • Claire: ...
  • Claire: YES
  • Claire: Evrything from last 20 mns=Siri
  • Jamie: ha, oh aye?
  • Claire: gwing Togo vomint now